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Postby Oneirogenic » Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:36 am

butters489 wrote:Come on people, he's only 9 years old! Cartman does what he does because he's a cartoon character that Trey and Matt created and can control.

:0 Whoops, I'm sorry. I forgot that speculation is illegal in the magickal land of the SP:BBS.

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Rebecca_Cutswald wrote:
butters489 wrote: because he's a cartoon character that Trey and Matt created and can control.


.... :lol: And they chose to make him rly fuxxing gay.

XD Exactly.
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cartman rules

Postby bloodred1889 » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:56 pm

well this post dosnt have any perticular topic on cartman so ill just post my love for him here...

cartman is great, no words decribe how great he is.. is he a genius?
or is he just stupid? who knows!

i for one think his greatest moment was in scott tenerman must die

also is there a site, or anywere that has a pic or cartman in every outfit hes ever been in? coz it would be usefull for the many faces of cartman poster im trying to make...

also behold my banner, i made with cartman in mind!!

cartman rules, more episodes with cartman please!!!

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i love you southparkkkkk

Postby weazleyy1 » Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:35 pm

i love you eric cartman :D
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Postby Oneirogenic » Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:33 am

XD I'm pretty sure that he's a genius. His incredible ignorance basically faded away by about season four or five or so. The kid is such a master of manipulation.
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Cartman's mom

Postby ypman » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:43 am

You know, Cartmans's mom is a whore? :?:
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kl;h.k

Postby ypman » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:45 am

m/nklk
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Re: Cartman's mom

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:39 pm

ypman wrote:You know, Cartmans's mom is a whore? :?:
Do you know it's actually his dad? :lol:
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:37 pm

ypman wrote:m/nklk


O RLY.

Well khdsfa gkasntv 4ansrdj agdfg90fszd to you mister. :lol:
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Postby Oneirogenic » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:56 pm

Technically, it would make NO sense for Liane to be his father, because then that means SOMEONE would have had to have given birth, and that is NOT something you can just hide from an entire town. It makes no sense. At all. :[ So regardless of truth, IT JUST DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. *points to picture of Chewbacca*


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Postby Jay C » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:04 pm

No, he hasn't. =P

Anyway, I try not to think about Cartman's mom's gender.

But I do find it funny whenever Cartman calls Liane 'Mom' when it was proven it was his dad. xD
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:04 am

It's very likely his mom is one of the whores Colfax Point :lol:
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Postby Rebecca_Cutswald » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:10 am

Jay C wrote:No, he hasn't. =P

Anyway, I try not to think about Cartman's mom's gender.


I'd still hit it. :roll: Actually, I dunno I kinda wish she were my mom. She's totally awesome and gives him whatever he wants.

Oh and with intersexxed people, it's whatever gender they chose to be, so yeah, she's a she if she says so kind of thing.

There's a boy at my school with a vagina and a penis, the funny thing is, he's always hooked up with a chick. I guess no one really cares or he's really good in bed or something. :roll: Not that I'd know.
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Postby Oneirogenic » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:28 am

Grah. I f*cking hate when people won't call transgender/intersexxed people the pronoun they want to be called. -_-; She is his mother, plain and simple. That's how it's always been, and that's not going to change because of a technicallity.

Liane's really a good mother, she's just so misguided and lonely. I feel bad for her and Cartman equally, but most of the blame is left on her (as it should be), because she's the parent.


Blah. I don't know why I bother to say sh*t like this. It usually either gets blolled all over or disregarded.
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Postby LaRoCkO » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:15 pm

no......cartman owns screw his mother and father :)
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Postby cartman8213 » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:43 pm

^Your post number is 69. :lol:
Cartman's mom is...his mom. Has anyone noticed since Cartman's mom f*cks everyone in sight, and she has a penis, her penis would have to be microscopic, or she does it anally every time. :D
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