The Official Cartman Discussion Thread

[randyhart]

Lol I think Cartman will just do ANYTHING to destroy Kyle Mentally and then Physically, I dont know why people have big issues if he is gay or not

I think he is Asexual

[Jello_Biafra]

Lol I think Cartman will just do ANYTHING to destroy Kyle Mentally and then Physically, I dont know why people have big issues if he is gay or not

I think he is Asexual

He's the definition of asexual:

a·sex·u·al (ā-sěk'shōō-əl) Pronunciation Key
adj.

1. Having no evident sex or sex organs; sexless.
2. Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction that occurs without the union of male and female gametes, as in binary fission or budding.
3. Lacking interest in or desire for sex.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/asexual

For Cartman to be asexual would mean he wouldn't be attracted to boys or to do sexual acts. He also mentioned in one episode (when Cartman was staying at Butter's house pretending to be him), said he would "totally jerk off" if he could. He also said he fantasize about kissing Patty Nelson.

[randyhart]

He Doesnt have to be attracted to perform sexual acts on boys some say Hitler was Asexual and he had a mistress

[ShaneHaughey]

He Doesnt have to be attracted to perform sexual acts on boys some say Hitler was Asexual and he had a mistress

Then they're wrong. Hitler was not asexual. Cartman doesn't fit any definition of asexual.

[gtaca2005]

Cartman is a foodsexual, which should be a word, if you ask me.
(So many fat people. No offense, I'm not skinny myself.)

[BRMBug]

I'm extremely foodsexual.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-kGvtne2zfo

I don't really think Cartman's anything yet. At least not until he reaches puberty.

[Cartman's Top Enemy]

He Doesnt have to be attracted to perform sexual acts on boys some say Hitler was Asexual and he had a mistress

Then they're wrong. Hitler was not asexual. Cartman doesn't fit any definition of asexual.

Hitler was straight--he married his mistress on the day he died--but he had one testicle, which many would confuse as being not-straight.

Asexuality as an orientation is still up to debate, but it describes individuals who do not experience sexual attraction. Fatass certainly does--if not for Kyle or any other man, for himself.

Jello_Biafra: Fatass wanted to jack-off to Butters being beaten. But why couldn't he? That part always confused me. Boys jack off @ that age. Is Fatass saving it for his mehhhm? As for your response to a previous post:



What part of that post didn't you understand?

[SuperMaids]

Hitler was straight

Historical convienience jobs don't count as marraiges!
Sex might not be his main motivation, but that's coz he's not getting too much pleasure from it yet (unlike food) hence the Butter's thing. When sexy time feels better than foody time, things may be different, but now the roots of bisexuality are FIRMLY planted. He'd f*ck anything for personal advancment.

[Cartman's Top Enemy]

Hitler was straight

Historical convienience jobs don't count as marraiges!
Sex might not be his main motivation, but that's coz he's not getting too much pleasure from it yet (unlike food) hence the Butter's thing. When sexy time feels better than foody time, things may be different, but now the roots of bisexuality are FIRMLY planted. He'd f*ck anything for personal advancment.

How was his marriage a historical convenience?

I don't think the roots of bisexuality are rooted just yet. Agreed, Fatass needs to double his chances of getting laid.

As for the thought of Fatass breeding...

[Edduyasha]

Hitler was straight

Historical convienience jobs don't count as marraiges!
Sex might not be his main motivation, but that's coz he's not getting too much pleasure from it yet (unlike food) hence the Butter's thing. When sexy time feels better than foody time, things may be different, but now the roots of bisexuality are FIRMLY planted. He'd f*ck anything for personal advancment.

How was his marriage a historical convenience?

I don't think the roots of bisexuality are rooted just yet. Agreed, Fatass needs to double his chances of getting laid.

As for the thought of Fatass breeding...

Aw...dude...that'd be pretty f*cked up right there.

[REMEMBERMEWHENIWAS]

Edduyasha why do you got to send me so many pms? I dont know how to get to all those pms. How could you write so much and have something to say? Come on.. 60 pms? thats insane! what could you want to say to me 60 times?

[Edduyasha]

Edduyasha why do you got to send me so many pms? I dont know how to get to all those pms. How could you write so much and have something to say? Come on.. 60 pms? thats insane! what could you want to say to me 60 times?

60? What the Hell? I only replied to your PM once. There must be something f*cked up with your PM inbox or something...

[Cartman's Top Enemy]

Come on, there has been plenty of other things that Cartman has done that's gayer than this. He sucked Butter's dick and tried to get Butters to suck his. Cartman and his cousin also touched penises.

Fatass prolly coved his in chocolate and tricked Elvin into thinking it's was another fudgsicle.

Jello_Biafra, I still don't know what you mean.

[ShaneHaughey]

I think she was the only one who didn't understand it.

[Cartman's Top Enemy]

Jello_Biafra, could you please explain what you're talking about?