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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby WhatevaIWaunt » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:58 pm

ShaneHaughey wrote:Then they're wrong. Hitler was not asexual. Cartman doesn't fit any definition of asexual.


I agree. Cartman may not have the ability to feel "romantic" sexual feelings, or simple attraction, but he definitely has some sexuality. From what's been indicated in the series, he's most likely simply a sexual sadist, he gets a big kick out of humiliating people, especially Kyle, like the 'suck my balls' storyline... That's probably his only form of sexuality, he's too imbalanced and messed up for anything natural.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Ma1c01m » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:55 am

lol cartman is a beast lets see his resume 1.He made a kid eat his parents and pubes
2.He made kyle suck his balls.
3.He's so badass he dressed in a hitler suit
4.He pretended to have turrettes.
5.He's killed Kenny on several occasion
6.He never gave up on world of warcraft lol
7.He had the balls to question 911
8.He has complete control over his mom
9.He made the famous song kyle's mom is a bitch.
10.He made a nanny go to a insane assylum in which she eats her own poop.
11.man just so much stuff he's done
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Ma1c01m » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:02 am

cartman isnt gay he's just demented on embarrasing kyle. okay here's cartman's deal.
He has sexual arrousement but rather than doing it with someone he likes he would rather go buy a cheap whore just to embarrass that dirty whore. So actually the person above me is very right.

Cartman is to straight as Ryan Seacrest is to gay
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:44 am

Like father, like son...

Fatass is a hermie, just like his mehhhm. He just have too many fat folds to find his pussy :D
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Big-Will » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:24 am

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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby polymorph » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:39 pm

Cartman's Top Enemy wrote:Like father, like son...

Fatass is a hermie, just like his mehhhm. He just have too many fat folds to find his pussy :D

What exactly is with your constant Eric bashing. :|
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Edduyasha » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:11 am

polymorph wrote:
Cartman's Top Enemy wrote:Like father, like son...

Fatass is a hermie, just like his mehhhm. He just have too many fat folds to find his pussy :D

What exactly is with your constant Eric bashing. :|


Hur, hur...the username should help explain a bit...or is it the other way around?

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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Pip303 » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:26 am

I think Cartman's still figuring out his sexuality. I don't think he's gay, thats just my opiniun.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby polymorph » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:18 am

Edduyasha wrote:
polymorph wrote:
Cartman's Top Enemy wrote:Like father, like son...

Fatass is a hermie, just like his mehhhm. He just have too many fat folds to find his pussy :D

What exactly is with your constant Eric bashing. :|


Hur, hur...the username should help explain a bit...or is it the other way around?

:wink:

I get the user name but why is he "Cartman's Top Enemy" what is his reason for loathing Eric or does he just want a theme.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby emmet1993 » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:24 pm

ye cartman is definatly not gay he liked wendy in one episode in season 4 and wanted to go to bebe's whore party in stupid spoiled whore video playset
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby tmac » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:58 pm

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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:27 pm

hes yyoung so he is not gay
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby polymorph » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:20 am

Well according to Jimbo we're all a little gay.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby HAcoreRD » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:33 am

I rewatched "Go God Go", and I conclude Cartman really doesn't care about Stan, Kyle or Kenny in anyway, same said for his family judging from his lack of emotion.

500 years in the future, he didn't cry a tear for any of them (sad to think that his 3 friends were in Hell while he was living, unless Stan, Kyle and/or Kenny got frozen themselves and the Atheist didn't discover or unfreeze them).

Now, the question.

Cartman didn't care about them, do you think they cared he went missing after talking about freezing himself. (Excluding butters, who was visibly worried sick). Also keep in mind that Cartman only called Kyle, Butters and himself, not Stan, Kenny or his mother, and also keep in mind Kyle's would-be mind state that he was the last person to be in contact with Eric.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:29 am

HAcoreRD: Yes, Fatass only cares about the person whose image he sees and tounges in the bathroom mirror every night. As for the question, the boys prolly weren't concerned, since he is always getting into sh*t. If he doesn't come out of it, they would be mildly upset--let's face it, all in all, they never liked Fatass. Otherwise, they would move on from it, grow up normally (except Butters, perhaps, but he's got other issues) and have happier lives without Fatass being a bad influence in their childhood.

S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K wrote:hes yyoung [sic] so he is not gay


What does youth have to do with sexual preference?
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