The Official Cartman Discussion Thread

[AxayPaulene]

CartmanxWendy would be hilarious if it was Cartman and Wendy from season one. Other than that, Stendy pwns.

[203177]

i cant really see wendy and cartman as a couple. it would be too weird?

[seamus yarr]

who cares about couples?
its a comedy not some romantic chick-show

[evilcupcake72]

poor seamus
you'll never understand the strange ways of us women

[seamus yarr]

no i guess i never will

[203177]

i agree

[drlcartman]

I just had the funniest idea for a "Cartman is fat" joke: Cartman getting kicked off of SouthWest Airlines for being to big for his seat a la Kevin Smith.

[203177]

[darth chef]

i know this is off-topic, but how do i join the cartman army?

[Goooback]

Hail Cartman!!!



I respect Cartman very much, he reminds me of a ruthless dictator of a small country. No matter how much out side pressure he receives, he never bends to the will of others and never compromises his goal in life to help himself and also help himself. Count me as a member in the Cartman Army / Nation.

[203177]

theres no more armys srry.

[wendy_blue]

Am I the only one who finds Cartman friggin hot? lol

[203177]

i don't think he's hot or good looking

[wendy_blue]

i don't think he's hot or good looking

yeah, i know
...but I like his personality, he's badass

[Mrs._Eff]

Am I the only one who finds Cartman friggin hot? lol

Depends, do you mean slash fandom version Cartman or actual Cartman?

Because actual Cartman is a construction paper cut-out of an eight year old fat kid, and if you find that attractive, it may be time to seek some therapy.