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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby ShaneHaughey » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:42 am

If Cartman is as stupid as he is when it involves doing gay sh*t, then he would not be able to come up with all the plans he does.

- Dressing up as Britney Spears doesn't make him gay, it's the dancing on the Justin Timberlake cut-out and wanting him to touch his hot body, whether he is dress as Britney or not it's his choice.

- You'd have to be Grade A retarded to not know that sucking a dick makes you look gay. Period.

- He gave Ben Afleck a handjob. It was of his own free will. If I jacked off a guy, then LET my hand sleep with him, I'd be gay. Honestly, we all know someone had to let Afleck in the house, and we all know Afleck would have needed Ms. Lopez to talk. We know Cartman was awake and he allowed it.

- You can't honestly tell me Cartman just closed his eyes and never opened them when he sucked the homeless guy for the semen. I'll bet you my left testicle that he knew exactly what was going on.

- Patty Nelson is a haircut and a football jersey away from looking like a guy.

IS Cartman for sure gay? No, but it's more thab likely that he is at the VERY least Bi. And I like saying this because Cartman fans are usually the most homophobic ones.(Not you guys, but man, do they exist.)
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Infusions » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:22 am

Ohgeeze, I totally forgot about that handjob thing.

Man, was that ever great.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Jello_Biafra » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:32 am

Cartman sure does love Taco kisses. It wouldn't surprise me if Cartman would try to convince Stan, Kyle, and Kenny into "gay chicken." LOL
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby CTE2 » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:48 am

Let's not forget that Fatass jerked off a dog, too. Ok, he did that because he was stupid, but even that negates any argument that he's so much a genius. :cartmanko'd:
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Jello_Biafra » Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:53 am

CTE2 wrote:Let's not forget that Fatass jerked off a dog, too. Ok, he did that because he was stupid, but even that negates any argument that he's so much a genius. :cartmanko'd:

Stan and Kenny also jerked off dogs, too.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby SuperMaids » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:08 am

Weather 'Fatass' is more retarded than Adolf Hitler or a bigger brain than (the still living) sadam Hussain, all depends on the season your watching. At the start, he was totaly and utterly moroic, i'll give you that. But then, solwly, he became as much a brooding genious as Matt and Trey, though his pure stupidity seems to be rearing it's ugly head again cicra season 11. What the hell is up in Cartman Sucks?!
Which reminds me; no matter where you look, Cartman's the most Bi-sexy charactar in existance. He'd f*ck anyone and anything, from the show at least, as long as it was 'what he wanted to do'. The sicko.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Jello_Biafra » Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:08 pm

SuperMaids wrote:Weather 'Fatass' is more retarded than Adolf Hitler or a bigger brain than (the still living) sadam Hussain, all depends on the season your watching.

I think you mean WHETHER, not weather. :D

SuperMaids wrote:Which reminds me; no matter where you look, Cartman's the most Bi-sexy charactar in existance. He'd f*ck anyone and anything, from the show at least, as long as it was 'what he wanted to do'. The sicko.

I think you're discribing Ms. Garrison.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:10 pm

Jello_Biafra wrote:
SuperMaids wrote:Weather 'Fatass' is more retarded than Adolf Hitler or a bigger brain than (the still living) sadam Hussain, all depends on the season your watching.

I think you mean WHETHER, not weather. :D


Weather 'Fatass'...? Oh snap, it's raining 'Fatass'!

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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:42 pm

♫It's rainin' men!♫

(That was kinda gay.) :parishilton:
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:48 pm

gtaca2005 wrote:♫It's rainin' men!♫

(That was kinda gay.) :parishilton:


Yeeeah.

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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Jello_Biafra » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:20 am

Cartman again proves Kyle wrong with a stupid theory of his. Cartman is going to get Kyle to suck his balls. Don't you think Cartman's kinda gay for wanting Kyle to physically suck his testicles? I know, partly it's because Cartman wants revenge on Kyle; but it seems Cartman has a hidden reason for it.
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Edduyasha » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:23 am

Jello_Biafra wrote:Cartman again proves Kyle wrong with a stupid theory of his. Cartman is going to get Kyle to suck his balls. Don't you think Cartman's kinda gay for wanting Kyle to physically suck his testicles? I know, partly it's because Cartman wants revenge on Kyle; but it seems Cartman has a hidden reason for it.


Well...who knows? While there may be motive because of revenge, Cartman's shown that he's quite a twisted and confused child through previous episodes...

All I really know for sure is that the fanboys/slash writers will have a field day with this...

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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Jello_Biafra » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:25 am

Cartman seemed pretty excited when Kyle had to suck his balls no less then 30 seconds. I wonder if Cartman wants Kyle to hum a song while sucking his balls?! LOL
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Edduyasha » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:27 am

Jello_Biafra wrote:Cartman seemed pretty excited when Kyle had to suck his balls no less then 30 seconds. I wonder if Cartman wants Kyle to hum a song while sucking his balls?! LOL


:shock:

That's a bit twisted there...

Granted, Cartman's the boy you'd expect this kind of craziness from (ever since Kenny became a paperweight in general). All the perverted roles seemed to have been shifted over to Cartman now...
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Re: The Second Official Cartman Discussion Thread

Postby Infusions » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:53 am

Does... Does he stroke that picture at the end, you guys?
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