Anyway, Butters can hold it because Cartmans' hand is sticky from all the fatass sugar snacks.
gtaca2005 wrote:Don't flame, flamer can mean 2 things. You don't want to be a flamer, do you?
I rest my case.
gtaca2005 wrote:Anyway, Butters can hold it because Cartmans' hand is sticky from all the fatass sugar snacks.
Among other things.
"i like girls with big fat titties, i like girls with deep vaginas" - kenny
If everyone were like me. Pessimism would rule the world!
Shelly in Cat Orgy
Mr Kitty, and all other stray cats, once the government of South Park declares them illegal in Major Boobage.
I may have missed some of his other good deeds, he doesn’t have many though, but these are the only ones I can remember at the moment. Most of the time he acts from completely selfish motives and I think he helped Shelly in Cat Orgy only because he wanted to get Skyler for his own reasons. I think he protected Mr Kitty because he didn’t like the government telling him what to do but he also protected Mr Kitty’s cat friends and that was a good deed.
In the long run Cartman will behave in any what M&T want him too…It’s their show and they can do what they want!
Cartman's Top Enemy wrote:We know, Tubulus Maximus craves the Kosher pickle
You sir, just got quoted. *quotes in sig*
Cartman is funny but sometimes hes just annoying. Plus hes a fat ass.
But he's OUR fatass. D;
And i know this is of topic but , OMFG the family guy writers are manatees ? XD
superiorsavior wrote:The only thing Cartman helps is his toys and his kittie, because they're in his little world.
That sounds so, sweet to me.
Favorite South Park Character: *too many* But I like Kenny,Kyle,Cartman,Butters,Satan,& Damien.
I've been watching the series for a little over two months and I already see Cartman as a sociopath. I guess he's been getting away with his behavior because his mom and Officer Barbrady (who probably have the most authority over him) are too incompetent and ignorant to see through him.
The "Silence of the Lambs" parody game he played was creepy... shows how regard he lacks for social norms.
that being said, he's also very funny and i would never ever want him out of the show
the main reason i hate cartman anyways is because my two fave characters are kyle and butters, cartman's two biggest victims, so i cant help but wish him a very painful death hehe
he's an evil son of a bitch and he should burn in hell!!!
No arguing against the first point there, but seriously. Are fictional charactars going to hell now? It'd be more crowded in the lake of the damned than it is in Mr Clinton's trousers while his wife's away campaigning to loose by a smaller margain. If every evil bugger in litriture, film and all other forms of media that arn't even around yet is burning along with all the assh*les in real life, i'd finally see why people don't want to go there on their holidatys. I always wanted to meet half the people in hell, but i hate crowds :p
my two fave characters are kyle and butters
Who brings out the best in these two? Who gives kyle a reason to express his inner anger (and be actually funny in the process), who puts him in problematic situations in which he gets to reveal his intelligence and spout off with another i learned something today speech, who gives him someone to play off? And butters, well, butters seems to enjoy it (he's still cartman's super best friend seemingly) but you also get to feel more sorry for him (and love his cute more) because of the suffering he goes through with cartmeister.
I'm probably the only person here who'd say it but i'd probably be a really great friend of thefatass in real-life, or a mentor maybee like garrison. Morally repugnant as he may be, i'd half hang out with him to try and understand and change him, half hang out with him from fear and to get him on my side and (math be damned!) i'd half hang out with him just to be antisocial and to learn his evil ways.
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