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Postby Big_Boned_Cartman5000 » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:49 pm

* suddenly someone comes in Cartman's Army HQ. he is wearing an Army uniform, a MP44 Assault Rifle strapped to his back, a sword he calls the " Big Boner " strapped to his waist, and a scar on his face. he was holding a severed head of a Jewish Rabbi by the hair. he walks in then looks for the president. he presents the head on the table. then he says *

BBC5000: I WILL JOIN YOUR ARMY! This is my offering. * points to the rabbi's head * all Jews and Muslims must die!!!!! HEIL CARTMAN!
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Postby MLZS__DA_SP_FAN » Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:46 pm

Big_Boned_Cartman5000 wrote:* suddenly someone comes in Cartman's Army HQ. he is wearing an Army uniform, a MP44 Assault Rifle strapped to his back, a sword he calls the " Big Boner " strapped to his waist, and a scar on his face. he was holding a severed head of a Jewish Rabbi by the hair. he walks in then looks for the president. he presents the head on the table. then he says *

BBC5000: I WILL JOIN YOUR ARMY! This is my offering. * points to the rabbi's head * all Jews and Muslims must die!!!!! HEIL CARTMAN!


sick dude, sick..
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:04 pm

Big_Boned_Cartman5000 wrote:* suddenly someone comes in Cartman's Army HQ. he is wearing an Army uniform, a MP44 Assault Rifle strapped to his back, a sword he calls the " Big Boner " strapped to his waist, and a scar on his face. he was holding a severed head of a Jewish Rabbi by the hair. he walks in then looks for the president. he presents the head on the table. then he says *

BBC5000: I WILL JOIN YOUR ARMY! This is my offering. * points to the rabbi's head * all Jews and Muslims must die!!!!! HEIL CARTMAN!


dude you are f*cked up in the head
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Postby M Cartman » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:51 am

Big_Boned_Cartman5000 wrote:* suddenly someone comes in Cartman's Army HQ. he is wearing an Army uniform, a MP44 Assault Rifle strapped to his back, a sword he calls the " Big Boner " strapped to his waist, and a scar on his face. he was holding a severed head of a Jewish Rabbi by the hair. he walks in then looks for the president. he presents the head on the table. then he says *

BBC5000: I WILL JOIN YOUR ARMY! This is my offering. * points to the rabbi's head * all Jews and Muslims must die!!!!! HEIL CARTMAN!

........kkkk

You can join the army. Just:

1. Defend Cartman everywhere on the board.
2. Flame Cartman haters
3. Put in your sig:

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Postby Angelthekennyfan » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:01 am

Big_Boned_Cartman5000 wrote:* suddenly someone comes in Cartman's Army HQ. he is wearing an Army uniform, a MP44 Assault Rifle strapped to his back, a sword he calls the " Big Boner " strapped to his waist, and a scar on his face. he was holding a severed head of a Jewish Rabbi by the hair. he walks in then looks for the president. he presents the head on the table. then he says *

BBC5000: I WILL JOIN YOUR ARMY! This is my offering. * points to the rabbi's head * all Jews and Muslims must die!!!!! HEIL CARTMAN!
What an imagination :lol:
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Postby punkrocka27 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:09 am

dude that was funni as hell then ur guys reactions were even funnier i nearly peed my pants reading this page and oh ya can i join, but i think that guy should get off the internet and seek some help ,hes devoted
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Postby Angelthekennyfan » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:12 am

punkrocka27 wrote:dude that was funni as hell then ur guys reactions were even funnier i nearly peed my pants reading this page and oh ya can i join, but i think that guy should get off the internet and seek some help ,hes devoted
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Postby punkrocka27 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:02 am

well can i join
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"isn't the south were all the black guys are lazy,and the white guys are just as lazy,but they get mad at the blacks for being lazy"

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Postby Big_Boned_Cartman5000 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:20 am

* The Headhunter appears infront of the table. he opens his bag then presents the heads on the table.

Headhunter: Lord Cartman, these are the heads of the insolent fools who had the audacity to form an army in support of those who have done wrong to you. by this offering i am devoting myself to be a member of your army.

* Headhunter disappears *
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Postby MLZS__DA_SP_FAN » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:21 pm

punkrocka27 you can join, just:

M Cartman wrote:You can join the army. Just:

1. Defend Cartman everywhere on the board.
2. Flame Cartman haters
3. Put in your sig:

Member of the Cartman Army: Respect Our Authority


Big_Boned_Cartman5000 wrote:* The Headhunter appears infront of the table. he opens his bag then presents the heads on the table.

Headhunter: Lord Cartman, these are the heads of the insolent fools who had the audacity to form an army in support of those who have done wrong to you. by this offering i am devoting myself to be a member of your army.

* Headhunter disappears *


Damn dude..... :shock:
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Postby UnavoidableDemon » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:23 pm

cartman!@# wrote:Mzep stop making rude and fake quotes please.
do u remember when u usta blow bubbles in the bath??...well bubbles is out of jail now and he wants to c ya!! :wink: .......uhh im new to this and have no idea what this is abot, :( some1 inform me?
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Postby Angelthekennyfan » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:46 pm

Big_Boned_Cartman5000 wrote:* The Headhunter appears infront of the table. he opens his bag then presents the heads on the table.

Headhunter: Lord Cartman, these are the heads of the insolent fools who had the audacity to form an army in support of those who have done wrong to you. by this offering i am devoting myself to be a member of your army.

* Headhunter disappears *
Wow what world are you in???? :cartmanlaugh:
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Postby CartmanschannelingKenny » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:37 pm

walks into the HQ of the Carman Army, and pulls out a M343Self Made assault rifle, and guns down the HeadHunter.
Oh My God They Killed KENNY!! AGAIN!!:unhoodedkenny:

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PFC in The KENNY ARMY!!!
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Postby MLZS__DA_SP_FAN » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:57 pm

No, because Bullrog comes in, and uses his power of going back into time and changes "CartmanschannelingKenny" into a chicken!
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