Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

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Postby MLZS__DA_SP_FAN » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:33 pm

Def. Kenny! Little pervert, and like Treefiddy mentioned, probaly with sum white trailer trash! :D hehe
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Postby kacy__sp » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:41 pm

Kenny, cause he's a dirty little bastard :D
then Stan, cause he's the most serious about relationships, ..but maybe for that reason he'll hold out. :?
Kyle, like Stan, would take it seriously so I'm not sure about him. probably lose it around same time as Stan
Cartman would be last, cause I think he's gay XD he's shown the least interest in girls on the show.

As someone mentioned, one of the kids, Jimmy, has already lost their virginity. so this topic isn't that weird. they don't act like kids anyway, they act like teenagers.
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Postby Hannah92 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:43 pm

It will totally be Kenny. And of course he will get an STD or somthing like that.
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Postby Iron Curtain » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:35 am

As was mentioned, Cartman lost his virginity in "Simpsons Already Did It" and Jimmy lost it in "Erection Day."
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Postby Unhooded Kenny » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:27 am

When Cartman said he's been laid a thousand times, he was just saying that. Unless it's something with his mother. But Kenny will have sex by the time he's 16 years old.
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Postby Kheradmandi » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:23 pm

Kenny will loose his first (if he hasn't lost it yet)
Stan the second because he is Stan
Kyle because he is better than Cartman
Cartman last, because he's a fat, ugly, stupid, rasist son of a hoe
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Postby KennyStanWendyFan » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:24 am

Kenny was the first to lose his virginity when he gave oral sex to Howard Stern. Cartman later performed oral sex when he "sucked semen out of a hose" from an old man in an alley. So I guess between the two who remain, Kyle would have sex before Stan 'cause Stan'd probably vomit everywhere, thus ruining his opportunity. :P
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Postby vexille » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:07 pm

Cartman has not lost his virginity. He just unwittingly gave some parasite a blow-job. One has to actually have sex to lose his virginity. While it can be described as "oral sex", he did not ingest the semen. He poured it into the fishing tank after all. Or, and as I've mentioned in various posts in the past, Stan hasn't vomited in years. The practice ceased in season two. Given his lovelorn nature, he would probably be among the first to lose his cherry. Whether or not its with Wendy is another matter entirely.
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Postby kennydolfan » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:19 am

Agaath95 wrote:Do people seriously have nothing better to do than talk about which character they want to marry, or who will lose his/her virginity first? They're just kids, for f*cki][/i]uck's sake! Personally I don't want them to grow up in the show, let alone know about their virginity status.

But to answer the question of this thread: Kenny, he is the biggest pervert on the show after mr.Garrison/mr.Slave.


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Postby ChaosKenny » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:11 am

Cartman has lost his virginity before the Sea people episode. Remember in Cow Days when he thought he was a vietnamese prostitute and he gave "Saki Saki" to that one person who pulled up in a limo at the end.

Also i bet Kenny will lose it before Stan or Kyle as well.
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Postby Unhooded Kenny » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:10 am

KennyStanWendyFan wrote:Kenny was the first to lose his virginity when he gave oral sex to Howard Stern. Cartman later performed oral sex when he "sucked semen out of a hose" from an old man in an alley. So I guess between the two who remain, Kyle would have sex before Stan 'cause Stan'd probably vomit everywhere, thus ruining his opportunity. :P


How do we know Kenny actually had sex with Howard Stern? Kenny made the phonecall and said he was in jail. How do we know this? Maybe he made it all up because he was too scared to do the uteris stunt.
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Postby vexille » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:30 pm

ChaosKenny wrote:Cartman has lost his virginity before the Sea people episode. Remember in Cow Days when he thought he was a vietnamese prostitute and he gave "Saki Saki" to that one person who pulled up in a limo at the end.

Also i bet Kenny will lose it before Stan or Kyle as well.



It was implied that Cartman might have had sex with Leonardo Dicaprio. He might have been expressing gratitude for some other reason for all we know. I think Matt and Trey deliberately left that to the viewership's imagination. Beside's, apart from doubting the possibility that Dicaprio is a paedophile, I also don't think he's stupid enough to confuse a fat, caucasian eight year old boy for a vietnamese prostitute. As for Kenny, just because he's an avid fan of porn, doesn't in itself guarantee he will be the first one to have sex.
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Postby BRMBug » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:18 pm

I say Butters. Only because he's the last one you'd expect, and also he wouldn't realize what happened. And I just like saying "Butters". No, but seriously, Kenny's on the top of the list I'd say. Then Kyle, then Stan (and Wendy) and Cartman brings up the rear. (giggle... "brings up the rear") :cartmansopissedrightnow:
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Postby Butters1990 » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:21 pm

I think kyle, Because then they could make that episode for cartman to rip on him!
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Postby jimmyhoffa1 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:11 am

Butters has already lost it. Think about, or, try very hard not to.

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