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Which character do you think will lose their virginity first
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Def. Kenny! Little pervert, and like Treefiddy mentioned, probaly with sum white trailer trash!
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Kenny, cause he's a dirty little bastard
then Stan, cause he's the most serious about relationships, ..but maybe for that reason he'll hold out.
Kyle, like Stan, would take it seriously so I'm not sure about him. probably lose it around same time as Stan
Cartman would be last, cause I think he's gay XD he's shown the least interest in girls on the show.
As someone mentioned, one of the kids, Jimmy, has already lost their virginity. so this topic isn't that weird. they don't act like kids anyway, they act like teenagers.

then Stan, cause he's the most serious about relationships, ..but maybe for that reason he'll hold out.

Kyle, like Stan, would take it seriously so I'm not sure about him. probably lose it around same time as Stan
Cartman would be last, cause I think he's gay XD he's shown the least interest in girls on the show.
As someone mentioned, one of the kids, Jimmy, has already lost their virginity. so this topic isn't that weird. they don't act like kids anyway, they act like teenagers.



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Kenny was the first to lose his virginity when he gave oral sex to Howard Stern. Cartman later performed oral sex when he "sucked semen out of a hose" from an old man in an alley. So I guess between the two who remain, Kyle would have sex before Stan 'cause Stan'd probably vomit everywhere, thus ruining his opportunity. 


Cartman has not lost his virginity. He just unwittingly gave some parasite a blow-job. One has to actually have sex to lose his virginity. While it can be described as "oral sex", he did not ingest the semen. He poured it into the fishing tank after all. Or, and as I've mentioned in various posts in the past, Stan hasn't vomited in years. The practice ceased in season two. Given his lovelorn nature, he would probably be among the first to lose his cherry. Whether or not its with Wendy is another matter entirely.

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Agaath95 wrote:Do people seriously have nothing better to do than talk about which character they want to marry, or who will lose his/her virginity first? They're just kids, for f*cki][/i]uck's sake! Personally I don't want them to grow up in the show, let alone know about their virginity status.
But to answer the question of this thread: Kenny, he is the biggest pervert on the show after mr.Garrison/mr.Slave.
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Cartman has lost his virginity before the Sea people episode. Remember in Cow Days when he thought he was a vietnamese prostitute and he gave "Saki Saki" to that one person who pulled up in a limo at the end.
Also i bet Kenny will lose it before Stan or Kyle as well.
Also i bet Kenny will lose it before Stan or Kyle as well.


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KennyStanWendyFan wrote:Kenny was the first to lose his virginity when he gave oral sex to Howard Stern. Cartman later performed oral sex when he "sucked semen out of a hose" from an old man in an alley. So I guess between the two who remain, Kyle would have sex before Stan 'cause Stan'd probably vomit everywhere, thus ruining his opportunity.
How do we know Kenny actually had sex with Howard Stern? Kenny made the phonecall and said he was in jail. How do we know this? Maybe he made it all up because he was too scared to do the uteris stunt.
ChaosKenny wrote:Cartman has lost his virginity before the Sea people episode. Remember in Cow Days when he thought he was a vietnamese prostitute and he gave "Saki Saki" to that one person who pulled up in a limo at the end.
Also i bet Kenny will lose it before Stan or Kyle as well.
It was implied that Cartman might have had sex with Leonardo Dicaprio. He might have been expressing gratitude for some other reason for all we know. I think Matt and Trey deliberately left that to the viewership's imagination. Beside's, apart from doubting the possibility that Dicaprio is a paedophile, I also don't think he's stupid enough to confuse a fat, caucasian eight year old boy for a vietnamese prostitute. As for Kenny, just because he's an avid fan of porn, doesn't in itself guarantee he will be the first one to have sex.

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