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Which character do you think will lose their virginity first
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity f
Butters because he's a stud.lol
I don't want them to grow up in the show, though.
They probably never will. It wouldn't be as funny if they were grown ups.
I don't want them to grow up in the show, though.
They probably never will. It wouldn't be as funny if they were grown ups.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity f
Um, guys?...They're like...10, right? Are they supposed to know what sex is? (I know they do, but most 10 year olds usually still believe in storks.)
Kenny already lost his; he died of AIDS once, remember? Unless you can transfer that trough your mouth (aka Tammy just giving him a bj), how else would he get it?
Considering he still is one:
I think Kenny would def. be the first one, either way. Since until recently, sex was pretty much everything that was on his mind.
Then it gets confusing, since I think Stan and Kyle are a tie. Stan would be nervous and freak out, while Kyle would wait for "the right person" or whatever, someone he's been for a while.
For some reason, I don't think Tweek will get laid, since it'll be too much pressure. He might score, but end up dying on the poor girl :/
Cartman...yeah, he won't be a virgin, since I see him date raping or, just basically raping any girl he wants. You're making me have unpleasant images right now, but it'll go something like, the girl trying to fight him off and saying she doesn't want to, but Cartman going "No one asked you, hoe!"
Craig has a chance, too, so, here's my list:
1. Kenny
2. Craig
3. Cartman, if he does decide to get all rapey
4. Stan
5. Kyle
6. Tweek (good luck with that, kid)
7. Bradley (something's off with that boy)
In case Cartman isn't a rapist, swap his places with Kyle. Like I said, I think he and Stan will lose theirs around the same time.
....now, are we done talking about children porn?
Kenny already lost his; he died of AIDS once, remember? Unless you can transfer that trough your mouth (aka Tammy just giving him a bj), how else would he get it?
Considering he still is one:
I think Kenny would def. be the first one, either way. Since until recently, sex was pretty much everything that was on his mind.
Then it gets confusing, since I think Stan and Kyle are a tie. Stan would be nervous and freak out, while Kyle would wait for "the right person" or whatever, someone he's been for a while.
For some reason, I don't think Tweek will get laid, since it'll be too much pressure. He might score, but end up dying on the poor girl :/
Cartman...yeah, he won't be a virgin, since I see him date raping or, just basically raping any girl he wants. You're making me have unpleasant images right now, but it'll go something like, the girl trying to fight him off and saying she doesn't want to, but Cartman going "No one asked you, hoe!"
Craig has a chance, too, so, here's my list:
1. Kenny
2. Craig
3. Cartman, if he does decide to get all rapey
4. Stan
5. Kyle
6. Tweek (good luck with that, kid)
7. Bradley (something's off with that boy)
In case Cartman isn't a rapist, swap his places with Kyle. Like I said, I think he and Stan will lose theirs around the same time.
....now, are we done talking about children porn?
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity f
^ I hope everyone is thinking about the boys as adults having sex. I know I am..


I love: Stan, Butters, Cartman, Sharon.
I ship: Stan/Cartman <3
Stan: MMOOMM!!
Sharon: What is it honey? (gasp!) My baby's killed again!
Haa, I love that line.
I ship: Stan/Cartman <3
Stan: MMOOMM!!
Sharon: What is it honey? (gasp!) My baby's killed again!
Haa, I love that line.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity f
Jimmy already lost it in Erection Day. So second to lose it will definitely be Kenny. Especially now that he's a stud superhero. Superhero's are irresistible to women.
Wow... that's pretty hardcore.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity f
Stanluv25 wrote:^ I hope everyone is thinking about the boys as adults having sex. I know I am..
Me too

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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity f
Stanluv25 wrote:^ I hope everyone is thinking about the boys as adults having sex. I know I am..
Ike lost his virginity and he's only 3 years old to his teacher and Jimmy to that prostitute. It won't be really suprising if the other boys do at their current age...

Sorry for my bad English...
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