Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

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MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:24 pm

This would probably never happen on the show, but if they were real and got to grow up, then definitely Kenny! Kenny first and then maybe Stan. Or Kyle.

I could see an episode (Oh, sh*t!) where Stan's the only one out of the boys who hasn't had sex. All the boys are telling him how much he's got to get Wendy (b/c they're back together) and he just doesn't know how. Cartman's even bragging and boasting about how he's had sex but in the end Stan does it and says it was great.

He's like, "You and the guys were right, Cartman. It's definitely something."

Then Cartman's like, "You fell for that? Pfft! Like I'd stick my schlong in any gross, infected girls. Man, Stan, you're hella gullable!" And he walks away.

Now that would be a hot fic...
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:59 pm

Stan is the popular, athletic one. Kenny is the poor, unlucky one. Which one would you screw?
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Postby Gloves » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:52 pm

niether Im a dude. LOL
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Postby KennyStanWendyFan » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:25 am

Cartman has already performed oral sex (he sucked semen out of a "hose") and Kenny gave Howard Stern a hummer. They've already lost their virginity, sort of. The first of the boys to actually have missionary sex will probably be Kenny just because he's got the dirtiest mind of the four. Kyle will probably wait until the right moment, Stan will be too nervous and end up barfing, and Cartman... who the hell would wanna do him?
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Postby Rebecca_Cutswald » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:17 am

..um guys?

Jimmy already lost his virginity.

Cartman will probably lose his virginty next, what with his penchent for older men and all.
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Postby MixStan » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:26 am

Stan would probably. He seems like the kind of guy who would have sex first when he's 16.
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Postby Paank » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:19 pm

Stan or Butters!
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Postby cartman's girl » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:47 pm

kenny....
although he probably did
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Butters

Postby sexyboy_phil » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:18 pm

I think butters will find a girl he likes and he will be the first!! :lol: :twisted:
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Postby KennyStanWendyFan » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:35 pm

Rebecca_Cutswald wrote:..um guys?

Jimmy already lost his virginity.

Cartman will probably lose his virginty next, what with his penchent for older men and all.

In which case, which one will lose his/her virginity SECOND? :P
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Postby it's all understood » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:25 pm

1. Kenny (He's a perv)
2. Stan (He's the only one witha real girlfriend)
3. Kyle
4. Cartman (He is such a fatass)
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Postby Athena1999 » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:03 pm

It would probably have to be Butters. He seems to have sex on his mind quite a bit, but worried about the prospect of his parents punishing him for it. I'm guessing someday he'll get sent to a foster home or get emancipated or something, and then... he'll probably run off with one of the Raisins girls or something.
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Postby Rebecca_Cutswald » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:22 pm

Athena1999 wrote:It would probably have to be Butters. He seems to have sex on his mind quite a bit, but worried about the prospect of his parents punishing him for it. I'm guessing someday he'll get sent to a foster home or get emancipated or something, and then... he'll probably run off with one of the Raisins girls or something.


Butters would be hard to date. >.>;;; He's a bit possesive ne?
But yeah he does seem the most into girls of all the guys except Kenny.

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Postby juggaloblaine » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:28 am

Kenny
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Postby DownWithCalifornia » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:53 am

Taking away Jimmy, the fact that Trey and Matt themselves obviosly don't regard oral sex to have the ability to rob of virginity, e.i. The Most Offensive Song Ever, and that it's possible that ghetto-dwelling Kenny and poor, abused Butters have been raped (hey, just my sick, twisted theory), I'd say:

1. Kenny (As he gets older, he would probably be the one who girls would find most attractive, more so if he lost the hood, and to state the obvious, he's a perv :))
2. Stan (Like MixStan said, he seems like the kid who would lose it at a normal age, 16 or 17 maybe)
3. Bebe (come on, she's seriously a slut... go watch Clubhouses if you haven't seen it)

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