Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby SouthParkSoul » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:20 pm

Again, it's wikipedia, so you can't be sure. Find it somewhere else, like a video of the episode it's in.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby tyciol » Fri May 09, 2008 4:55 am

In what episode has Cartman ever chased around a girl? I never saw that. If he ever did I don't think he ever did it for romance, he probably had some prank or diabolical plot in mind.

Kenny is a perv who chases girls, but he might freeze up, he might go through with disgusting stuff but I don't really think he's that into impressing people (especially since it would be private) to do this on a whim.

Stan I guess, is the most likely candidate for a serious choice with Wendy and stuff.

Then again, even though Kyle is the reserverd Jew, he does have that nympho BayBay (Wendy's friend) always after his ass. Wendy seems like the type who doesn't want that as much as she just wants to have a boyfriend and play house.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby cjcow56 » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:19 am

I read on Wikipedia, and apparently Stan has already lost his to Wendy, so the answer to the question is Stan, since he already has :stanpuke: . If you want the next person to, it'll be Kenny, since he's so freakin girl crazy.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby cartmanland93 » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:55 pm

Its butters!!! Its gotta be, lululu i gots some apples lululu you gots some too!!!!
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby Hayley B » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:06 pm

cjcow56 wrote:I read on Wikipedia, and apparently Stan has already lost his to Wendy, so the answer to the question is Stan, since he already has :stanpuke: . If you want the next person to, it'll be Kenny, since he's so freakin girl crazy.


I remember reading about that too on Wikipedia. Hopefully Big-Will will catch this thread and clear that up if he can.

So, far. I know Jimmy & Ike have.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby Essey » Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:18 am

Hayley B wrote:
cjcow56 wrote:I read on Wikipedia, and apparently Stan has already lost his to Wendy, so the answer to the question is Stan, since he already has :stanpuke: . If you want the next person to, it'll be Kenny, since he's so freakin girl crazy.


I remember reading about that too on Wikipedia. Hopefully Big-Will will catch this thread and clear that up if he can.

So, far. I know Jimmy & Ike have.


Well the only way to find out is to look up any 2001 interviews of Matt & Trey to confirm that they said that. I at first thought it was fake, due to the illiterate way it was originally typed, but then it was later revised into a more clean, professional format rather than just deleted. Though, it is missing any linking information to back up the claims.

Though the article is under severe revision notification, so you can't be quite sure just yet.

Back onto the topic, I actually agree that it should be someone that you'd last expect, like Ike and Jimmy were for example. (Hahaha... Ike.) Kyle strikes me as someone who'd be awkward for any sexual interaction. (Then again, I wouldn't expect a sex machine from our fellow Jew. *shot*) Though Kenny is a pervert, I wouldn't guarentee that as a ticket to losing his virginity. After all, there are tons of guys who look at porn and still don't get laid. Cartman strikes me as... well, a sadist/masochist. *shot* I won't get into that though...

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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby Big-Will » Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:10 am

Essey wrote:
Hayley B wrote:
cjcow56 wrote:I read on Wikipedia, and apparently Stan has already lost his to Wendy, so the answer to the question is Stan, since he already has :stanpuke: . If you want the next person to, it'll be Kenny, since he's so freakin girl crazy.


I remember reading about that too on Wikipedia. Hopefully Big-Will will catch this thread and clear that up if he can.

So, far. I know Jimmy & Ike have.


Well the only way to find out is to look up any 2001 interviews of Matt & Trey to confirm that they said that. I at first thought it was fake, due to the illiterate way it was originally typed, but then it was later revised into a more clean, professional format rather than just deleted. Though, it is missing any linking information to back up the claims.

You know how people pay attention to detail? Well, Matt and Trey were making fun of that when they said that, "if you look hard enough, you can see Stan and Wendy having sex behind the trees near the bus stop while the other boys wait for the bus." So people look and look and no one has spotted it. And the years go by and people keep looking for it, and I tell you, you won't find it. Matt and Trey were joking with us, and wikipedia fails to notice that.

Here's the Q&A, from the first interview this site had with Matt and Trey, on May 10, 2001:

CmdrStan: Will Stan and Wendy ever kiss? I think they should.
--- Trey: They did kiss. They've kissed at least four times that i can think of and in one episode they had sex but you didn't see it.
--- Matt: I can't remember the exact episode, but all the other people were at the bus stop and if you look really closely you can see them behind the trees. If you're dumb enough to look you deserve to lose that much of your life.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby HaPpYSaartje » Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:05 pm

well, i have a few theories.
1. Cartman, Stan, Kenny and Kyle make Butters to have sex so that he can tell them what it's like.
2. Cartman is so unknown about having sex, that it happens
unintentionally.
3. Bebe was the first one with brests, so why not the first one having sex... Maybe with Craig or Clyde or Token
4. Jezus finds out what sex is.
5. Those ghotic-kids that apear sometimes.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby maddude94 » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:46 pm

Kyle just because it would be the most unbelievablabla
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby BRMBug » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:47 pm

Stan. I'm excluding Cartman because he so unpredictable sexually. Kenny's so pervy that it'd probably put most girls off. He'd probably only be first to get laid if he (or someone) paid for it.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby AgY » Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:10 pm

kenny , of course XD
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby jewish pride » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:45 am

kenny of course :wink:

then stan, kyle, cartman and last butters hehe
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby aparsons » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:58 am

Well, even if the wikipedia thing was just for laughs i'd still say stan would be the first to lose his virginity now that we know the stan/wendy relationship isn't actually over (whether it was temporary or not). Whether we actually get a clue as to who it'll be or not it'll be interesting to see who gets it first.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby rjman95 » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:57 am

That guy who faked to be kenny in FAT CAMP episode because of the part with miss crabtrees uterus :stanpuke:
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby Jaber612 » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:00 am

rjman95 wrote:That guy who faked to be kenny in FAT CAMP episode because of the part with miss crabtrees uterus :stanpuke:


Didn't he die at the end?

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