Whats your fav cartman phrase?

[Eric_cartman2K6]

Look guys this is why jews cant be ninjas they got no spine.

lol.

[JC86]

Listen, ms, why don't tou go knit me a sweater, before i slap you in the face!!!

[EVIL_GIBBON]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home..."

THE Cartman phrase.

[AlexXtheXStrangeX]

"Respect my authorita" and "Ay get your bitch ass in the kitchen and bake my some pie!"

[slycooper]

"I'm not fat I'm festively plump"
"Whateva I do what I want"

[Unhooded Kenny]

"But mo-om!"

[kacy__sp]

Stan: But it was right here!
Cartman: Stan, lay off the cough syrup dude, I'm worried about you man.

haha not really my fav but a good one.

also: wha'ever! I do what I want!

[izzy111777]

kiss my black ass!

sut eva wut eva i do wut i want!

respect my athoritah!

shut ur f*cking face uncle fuckah!

[izzy111777]

stan: look dude! ur moms on the cover of crack whore magazine!
cartman: shut up! she was young and needed the money.
kyle: dude this was made just a cuople mounths ago.
cartman: screw you guys!!

[emericaskate07]

^Please don't double post.

Favorite Cartman phrases:

"Screw you hippie!"
"Go home you little d!lldo!"
"Sweet!"
"Kick Ass!"

Just to name a few.

[izzy111777]

i use kick ass every day lol

[emericaskate07]

"Master got me working, someday he set me free!"
"No Kitty; that's my pot-pie!"
"Kind of look's like....Tom Selleck."
"BOO! I'm a ghost!"

[sassyjen]

While I don't want to be considered a liberal "pussy", I have to say that I find all of South Park's political statements extremely hilarious--and not to mention true...I still think my fellow liberals should get over their stingy asses and move in to considering the new world!

[sassyjen]

Look guys this is why jews cant be ninjas they got no spine.

lol.

Dude...I'm a girl and I am not Jewish but I am a trained ninja (Yes you'd best be thinking "Kill Bill") and just because of this statement, I would like to kick your a**

[Cartmanismyhomeboi]

"My mom says theres a lot of black people in China..."