Whats your fav cartman phrase?

[sassyjen]

I am a 5'8", 118lbs, white girl, trained with the sword. As Cartman would say: "What ever! I could kick your ass. " I am not Jewish but...you should NEVER talk sh*t about Jews! If you have issues, I'm ready! I believe in compassion first but if you are a Nazi...Beware!

[-pokie2u-]

i don't really have a favourite cartman phrase. But i loved his act in the talent show in the episode Erection day! too funny!

[sassyjen]

Yes, yes, Eric always seems to say the right thing at the right time, I love him too (deep down inside regardless of everything else)--WWII horror takes over everything

[Treys_Wifey]

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies. LOL Cartman is the sh**

[Jay C]

"Screw you guys, I'm goin home, talking poo is where I draw the line"

[emericaskate07]

"Drrr, I want to be in the Special Olympics."
"I could never kill somebody; not unless they PISS me off!"
"His name is 'Thumper'?"
"Maybe that's why they call it 'ASSPEN'!"

[izzy111777]

i use respect my athoritah everyday

[zeppo616]

"I'll make you eat your parents"

[emericaskate07]

"What the phunking rattles are you talkin' about?"

[KyleBenoit]

*hick accent* "You shouldn'ta done that. He's just a boih. Poor little feller." That has got to be one of the best ones in my opinion.

[emericaskate07]

"His name is Thumper...?"

[TimmyRules11]

I have three:
"Screw you guys, I'm goin home"
"God Damnit"
"Your breakin my balls"

[Some-Random-Guy]

Screw you guys.

[emericaskate07]

"No guys, I just broke my funny bone!" Pure Gold!

[aash235419]

im a little piggy heres my snout...oink oink oink...oink oink oink

if im not psychic then why do i keep seeing food in my mind?