Whats your fav cartman phrase?

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Postby emericaskate07 » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:47 am

Cartman: "I guess all in this life, I can trust is myself; and Wellention Bear of course."

Mrs.Cartman: "Eric!"

Cartman: "No Mother!"

Cartman: "No more lies!"
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Re: Whats your fav cartman phrase?

Postby TheGodfatherNV » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:43 pm

sassyjen wrote:
Eric_cartman2K6 wrote:Look guys this is why jews cant be ninjas they got no spine.


Dude...I'm a girl and I am not Jewish but I am a trained ninja (Yes you'd best be thinking "Kill Bill") and just because of this statement, I would like to kick your a**

It was a fliping quote get over it power ranger girl
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Postby Schecter » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:00 pm

[quote="KyleBenoit":005e5]*hick accent* [color=red:005e5]"You shouldn'ta done that. He's just a boih. Poor little feller."[/color:005e5] [color=green:005e5]That has got to be one of the best ones in my opinion.[/color:005e5][/quote:005e5]

That's originally form Slingblade. One of my favorite movies of all time.

As for my favorite quotes;

"Well, excuse my french, Mrs. Marsh, but you can just suck my big, fat, hairy balls."

"Oh, jeez, ma'am, let go of that tight vice grip you've got on my balls." (Just about anything cartman says with the word "balls" is awesome.)

"Why'd he do that?"
Cartman: "Well, first of all, he's a goddamn assh*le, and, well, that's about it!"
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Postby emericaskate07 » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:24 am

"Screw you guys, I'm a-going home.."

(Cartman points in the direction of his house.)

"Ah, DAMNIT!!"
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Postby Trixiescamp » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:29 am

Git meh down frum heh!
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Postby Tweeked_out_chic » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:43 am

"This is like that one movie...um John Travolta & that french chick were doing it all summer long & they went back to school & sang songs about greased lightning...you know that movie & Sandra Dee chick's all prissy & that Italian chick gets an abortion..."
Stan & Kyle "Cartman! Shut the hell up & get somemore rope!"
"Aw. Screw You guys anyway!" :lol:

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Postby emericaskate07 » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:05 am

From Ep.506 "Cartmanland"

"What do you mean, I don't deserve it?"

"What about all the times I spent making Grandma likeing me?" "The constiant smell of asprin and pee."

"So don't tell me I don't deserve it you..SONAUVA BITCH!!"
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Best frace

Postby Freddy2000 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:31 pm

"If your so careing, why dont you share some of your jewgold Kyle?!"

"Shut up Cartman. You dont know anything about christianity!"
"I know enough to exploit it..."

"Mel Gibson, Kyle, Mel Gibson"
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Postby petit982 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:41 pm

in italian (my language):
"fatevi un clistere, io vado a casa!"

in english: "Screw you guys, I'm going home"

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Postby arununni » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:21 pm

My alltime favourite is RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH :cartmancop:

The other funny ones that come to mind are

D'you know what you are? You're all a bunch of f*cking cock roaches! You need people like me! You need people like me so you can point your f*cking finger and say "That's the bad guy!" Well say goodnight to the bad guy!! (Episode 907)

They mostly come at night....mostly (Episode 307)
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MY fav cartman phrase

Postby CARTMAN_PHAN 1o1 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:35 pm


respect my athoritah!

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Postby emericaskate07 » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:42 am

"I promised myself I would never go to San Francisco.."

(mutters to himself)

"God damn piece of poo; Mr.Hankey!"

"Oh, hello Mr.Hankey!"

"Merry Christmas to you!"
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Postby AssassinKenny » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:18 pm

Im not fat, Im festively plump

You shouldnt a dunnit, hes just a boy

His explanation on different types of hippies (forgot how it goes)

and of course

Screw you guys Im going home
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Postby moley_101 » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:43 pm

when he sings in the ghetto song about kenny in the chicken pox episode
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Postby region7cards » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:39 pm

poor people tend to live in clusters

oh, your breakin my balls

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