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Kyle the Skeptic wrote:I think Matt and Trey said (jokingly) that they believe that people are born bad but made good by society. Cartman seems to fit this profile rather well.
It's People who are born innocent who are then corrupted by Society... I can't remember who says that (The person's name is in Mary Shelly's Frankenstein)
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
Yes, he's totally evil. If he could make you eat your parents, he could probably run an empire once he's old enough.
Be glad he's not that old, as he's still cute despite his evil. 


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I don't think he's evil, so much as...has a lack of control. I've felt the overwhelming urge to feed some of my classmates their parents, but have refrained from doing so because I understand the consequences.
I can definately relate to his "evil"-ness (I usually find myself loving him that much more after he totally f*cks up someone's sh*t) and enjoy watching him do things that I know I'd like to do, but don't have the balls (or lack of inhibition) to do.
Is he evil? ;3 Evil, in my experience with people, is entirely subjective.
I can definately relate to his "evil"-ness (I usually find myself loving him that much more after he totally f*cks up someone's sh*t) and enjoy watching him do things that I know I'd like to do, but don't have the balls (or lack of inhibition) to do.
Is he evil? ;3 Evil, in my experience with people, is entirely subjective.
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Athena1999 wrote:My pleasure.
1. He has (willingly) dressed in drag on more than one occasion.
2. He has also dressed in clothes that make him look gay ("South Park is Gay" and possibly that vest in "Roger Ebert")
3. He has shoved various things up his ass, i.e. cigarrettes, board games, Disneyland...
4. He tells people, particularly male characters, to suck his balls.
5. In "Proper Condom Use," he masturbated a dog and stared at Butters' weiner when he was putting on a condom.
6. He gave Ben Affleck a hand job.
7. He gave a guy in the alley a blow job.
Is that proof enough for you?
He also seems to have a strange fetish with having Kyle touch his ass. In Fun with Veal he makes Kyle kiss his ass only to fart in his face. In Cancelled he insists that Kyle be the one to reach in his ass and activate the satellite dish, just so he could fart on him repeatedly.
It probably has more to do with their eternal rivalry and Cartman's eagerness to degrade Kyle than any repressed gay tendencies though.
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Kyle the Skeptic wrote:Athena1999 wrote:My pleasure.
1. He has (willingly) dressed in drag on more than one occasion.
2. He has also dressed in clothes that make him look gay ("South Park is Gay" and possibly that vest in "Roger Ebert")
3. He has shoved various things up his ass, i.e. cigarrettes, board games, Disneyland...
4. He tells people, particularly male characters, to suck his balls.
5. In "Proper Condom Use," he masturbated a dog and stared at Butters' weiner when he was putting on a condom.
6. He gave Ben Affleck a hand job.
7. He gave a guy in the alley a blow job.
8. He was wishing to lick Mel Gibson's balls.
9. He asked--on a mageaphone, no less--if Garrison would like to suck his balls.
Kyle the Skeptic wrote:Athena1999 wrote:Is that proof enough for you?
He also seems to have a strange fetish with having Kyle touch his ass. In Fun with Veal he makes Kyle kiss his ass only to fart in his face. In Cancelled he insists that Kyle be the one to reach in his ass and activate the satellite dish, just so he could fart on him repeatedly.
It probably has more to do with their eternal rivalry and Cartman's eagerness to degrade Kyle than any repressed gay tendencies though.
It also demonstrates a pattern of Asschins' anal/feces fixation. He thought it was a great idea to smear the walls of your enemies with "poop" (He has a neverending supply). He's obsessed with people sh*tting at the moment of death. He was trying to find the "brownnoise" that would make you crap ypur pants. He shoved food up his ass so he coud sh*t out of his mouth (he does that, anyway, whenver he talks). He had a boner when a TV show was goign to say "sh*t." You can't spearate Piggy and sh*t.
As for the original question: yes, he's such pure evil, Karl Rove sucks his teats for nourishment. He's a cancer with stubby legs.
His attack, his goading and his quick departure from the discussion...clearly demonstrates that [Mr.Hat_DX27], like Stovepipe_Jam, Killahertz9, TheTowlieConnection and others before him, has no integrity.
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