Is Cartman GAY?

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Is Cartman GAY?

Postby jamin309 » Fri May 12, 2006 4:00 am

I think cartman is gay because of the britney spears dressing kissin justin timberlake episode, jerking off Ben affleck, kneeling down and closing his eyes and sucking a hose to get sperm from a bum from sea people episode, and finally hes a member of nambla
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Postby Paladoris » Fri May 12, 2006 6:37 am

Yes, he's gay. Not just an insecure, somewhat naive kid dealing with the vices of adults.
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Postby RAppel » Fri May 12, 2006 12:54 pm

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Postby butters489 » Fri May 12, 2006 5:23 pm

I don't think Cartman is gay, he's just a 9 year old boy after all. Eric is a selfish kid, and he hates almost everyone whether they are male or female.
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Postby Butters1990 » Fri May 12, 2006 5:26 pm

Exacly.
He worships mel gibson but so do i. And just because he jerks of ben assfleck doesnt make him gay. I dont blame Cartman for doing that :roll:
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Postby Rusty_chainsaw » Fri May 12, 2006 6:03 pm

kanichiwa wrote:Exacly.
He worships mel gibson but so do i. And just because he jerks of ben assfleck doesnt make him gay. I dont blame Cartman for doing that :roll:

I blame him.. x_x

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Postby jamin309 » Fri May 12, 2006 10:01 pm

no, youre a towel! I'm just a person who thinks Cartman is gay.
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Postby 3 People Parking1019 » Fri May 12, 2006 10:07 pm

Cartman is not gay. He's just a naive and confused nine-year old boy.

I actually have a theory for his whole Justin Timberlake thing. I think maybe he was doing that as a scam to screw up Britney and Justin's careers just like he did with Ben and J.Lo.
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Re: Is Cartman GAY?

Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Fri May 12, 2006 10:37 pm

jamin309 wrote:I think cartman is gay because of the britney spears dressing kissin justin timberlake episode, jerking off Ben affleck, kneeling down and closing his eyes and sucking a hose to get sperm from a bum from sea people episode, and finally hes a member of nambla


He didn't know what he was sucking when he sucked the bum's dick and he didn't know what NAMBLA was and besides, all the kids joined NAMBLA, not just Cartman.
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Postby rankorder » Fri May 12, 2006 10:55 pm

RAppel wrote:You're a towel!


You're a towel you f*cking danish beaner towel!

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Cartman is Gay!

Postby charmychastity » Fri May 12, 2006 11:02 pm

Yeah he is!
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Postby Kenny_Y2K » Sat May 13, 2006 2:34 am

Cartman seems gay, stan even had that dream about him kissing MJ (Mr. Jefferson).. lol
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Postby Butters1990 » Sat May 13, 2006 11:55 am

If Cartman was gay he wouldnt flirt with wendy like he did in that episode i cant remember.
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Postby Dana the southparkateer » Sat May 13, 2006 12:04 pm

eric isnt gay..he just hates other people and besides hes just a kid maybe he still doesnt like girls..and all the things he did to ben aflick and stuff wasnt because hes gay it because hes evil
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Postby jamin309 » Sat May 13, 2006 12:56 pm

thats true because in season eight he had a dream where he kissed michael jackson. Also he stuffs things into his ass and or swallows things to like a drug mule. If that isnt gay I don't know what is.

And he totally knew he was jacking off ben affleck when his left hand was henifer lopez.

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