If I gave you a BJ, there wouldn't be any excuse for it.
Even if, IFM we decide to let that pass, we still have the Ben Affleck handjob. He knew what he was doing.
Cartman deffinately has gay sexual urges because he has done some pretty f*cking gay things. Maybe he's NINE but as everyone else has pointed out at this point in the series the "kids" are more like caractures of adults.
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"I will do the German dance for you, it's fun and gay and tra-la-la, hope you will enjoy my dance, fiddly-ey, (diddly?)-ey-yay. Would you like some sour kraut, German boys, German boys, yes I'd like some sour kraut." Although, he didn't say "yes I'd like some German boys."
Seeing Strumpfhose's post in the "Rate the picture of the person above" thread made me think of it. And now I won't be able to get that song out of my head for the rest of the day.
ShaneHaughey wrote:3- If we wanted to get super duper technical, Cartman is not a virgin and has had gay sex.
Okay Shane, you just broke my brain with this one. I read it, then reread it, shocked because it's technically true as you say. I mean you don't even think about if 9 years old might not be virgins. O_o;;
I thought it had only been Jimmy who had had sex in the series of all the kids. I guess going on the criteria, Butters might not be a virgin anymore because whatever that Uncle he mentioned in the "Return of Chef" episode did to him. :p
Chef goes nanner: Wendy attractive to Cartman and dreaming him when she sleeps. than Bebe told her if she dosn't want to get attractive to him just kissed him on the lips. Wendy kisses him like a one minute or seconds and Cartman was totally surprise at her. by the end of the episode Wendy told Cartman that she didn't have the feeling of him and Cartman just sigh heartbreaking
Stupid Spoiled Whores Video Playset: When the girls calling all the boys at the hallway to come over Bebe's party. Cartman gets a little bit concerntration to them and walks by them to see if they invited him. than Cartman was pissed off at them and cursing the girls out. hours later he knocked on Bebe's door with some sparkling new hip outfits to come into the party.
Bebe's boobs destroy society: Cartman notice that Bebe was super cool to him and probably liked her. At his house him and Bebe was at the basement playing dolls alone
Tom's Rhinoplasty: All the boys including Cartman just couldn't their eyes of ms. Ellen. Later, Cartman licked Carpet to become a lesbian so he could be with Ms. Ellen
Now, you all see that Cartman is only nine years old and sometimes confused of Homosexuals, Lesbian and Bi-curious and some recent episode he'd probably doing sexuals thing but that dosn't mean that he's gay.
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candies wrote:umm this tread already exist and I'm am sure all of you that Eric Cartman is not gay! here's some interesting episode that proves it:
What? You mean "I assure all of you that Eric Cartman is not gay" ?
Now, I'm not perfect in grammar in my posts or spelling, I know this for sure, but please check your sentence structure at least a little bit before posting.
That is good information, but I am standing by my position that he is just trying to prove that he is not gay, just like Mr. Garrison. Although WENDY was attracted to CARTMAN, does that prove anything? Although he was with Bebe in his basement playing with dolls.. wait, he was in his basement playing with dolls with Bebe, nothing else.. this doesn't scream out gay to you? I know he's only 9.. but still.. if he weren't gay he would have at least tried SOMETHING, hold her hands, anything.
It is for these reasons, I stick by my original position.
Until I make a better one anyways.
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He plays tea party, dances with justin timberlake cutouts while dressed like Brittany Spears, gave Ben aflec a handjob, at least 2 times...since ben was naked in bed with him......stuck butters weiner in his mouth, whether he knows that it bi/gay doesnt matter, cause it is. Also, even though people say hes 8 so he cant know. i have one response.. this is South Park not real life.
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