Is Cartman GAY?

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William Orton
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Postby William Orton » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:23 am

yeah i have seen almost every south park made 85% he is str8
15% he is gay :roll:
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Postby Nommel » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:24 am

Aww God dammit now this thread is getting n00bed up too.

Not that it wasn't already. :roll:
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Postby Oneirogenic » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:39 am

Nommel wrote:Aww God dammit now this thread is getting n00bed up too.

Not that it wasn't already. :roll:

D: They REALLY need to invent a device that will KICK YOU IN THE FACE whenever you say something stupid on the internets.

I hate when people use the gay-straight percentage thing on characters that are not theirs. e_e or in general.

And how the hell is him being giddy about SOMEONE WHO LIKES HIM something that makes him heterosexual? He's not exactly rolling in admirers. It's understandable why he'd be attracted to someone who 1) is as awesome as Wendy, and 2) shows him attraction and affection.
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Postby redant11 » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:08 am

mabe he is a bio :o :shock:
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Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:17 am

He's as gay as his ass is wide.

A total sword swallower--that's Asschins!
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Postby jawmht » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:59 am

Yes, you just can be a guy and dress up like B. Spears and not want your ass pounded.
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Postby hory » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:18 am

jawmht wrote:Yes, you just can be a guy and dress up like B. Spears and not want your ass pounded.

he is not gay:he is rasist
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Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:25 am

jawmht wrote:Yes, you just can be a guy and dress up like B. Spears and not want your ass pounded.


The only phallus that could fit his ass is a sperm whale's (6 feet fully erect).
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Postby Athena1999 » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:39 am

Cartman's Top Enemy wrote:
jawmht wrote:Yes, you just can be a guy and dress up like B. Spears and not want your ass pounded.


The only phallus that could fit his ass is a sperm whale's (6 feet fully erect).


But the question is, is said whale willing to undergo such traumatizing torture? XD
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:42 am

Those poor whales..
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Postby jawmht » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:46 am

Would that make Cartman a corpse f*cker too. I mean how could you not kill your self immediatly when you realized you are having sex with the ass master himself.
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Postby KennySniffsPaint » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:33 am

How is Cartman not gay?

Sure, he's no Flaming Stewie Griffin- but they're not THAT different.

Cartman is older, still doesn' understand the world fully- and it's been the subject of many of his character traits. Cartman is a HUGE fag.

1. His obsession with Hitler. It's not normal, and niether was Adolph

2. AWESOME-O. Yes, you can dress up like a chick, and not want to be gay- but how often is that? They made it a PUBLIC EPISODE. If Cartman was truely straight, he wouldn't of cared if the video was shown.

3. It's Eric friggin' Cartman.

Kenny said it himself, 'Cartman, you will die alone.' Cartman is a horrible excuse of a person, and has OBVIOUS idenity crisis.

May not be a Trans-gendered like Crisis, but that kid has problems, to the point where if he did turn out straight, he'd prolly end up beating his wives. That, or he'll die alone, while 50 of his Cuban Male Sex Slaves are out working the garden.

Just my opinion..

EDIT: I didn't mean to come off like the ass that I am. I also didn't mean to make it sound like Eric is an actual person. Cause he's not, we'd never know if he was gay, untill they tell us, lol

But other than that, Cartman still hasn't been portrayed very straight. He's one of my favorite characters, along with being one of the best thought up character ever, imo. But he's still queer, lol
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Postby buttersis#1 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:41 am

not to mention he dances and makes out with his justin timberlake doll....and naturally found nambla
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Postby *Towlie* » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:25 pm

hes not gay :o
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Postby jawmht » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:52 am

*Towlie* wrote:hes not gay :o


And what evidence do you have to back that up? It seems that all the evidence leans toward him being gay.
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