Is Cartman GAY?

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Postby candies » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:16 pm

Kenny Power wrote:No Erics not gay... He's just one sick twisted little fat ass. He plays TEAPARTY for crying out loud! Don't tell me thats not a screwed up little kid!


At least someone understands it! :D and you're right about Cartman is little twisted up kid......so true :cartmansmile:
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Postby randyhart » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:44 pm

Yeah Eric would do anything to gain something usually doing gay things like dressing up in Make Up and going on a show for messed up kids makes his plans easier he doesn't see people as people he sees them as objects
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:13 pm

If you:
Danced with a Justin Timberlake cut-out.
Gave a blowjob.
Gave Ben Afleck a handjob when it is revealed later that you controlled your hand's actions the whole time.
Done many, many other things that involved you and someone else's penis.


Guess what? You'd be gay. Cartman gave Afleck a handjob, period. It doesn't matter if he's f*cked up. Don't try to say that this kid doesn't make the Castro District look straight.
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Postby squigbomb » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:38 pm

One word... Narnia!

That's where Cartman is. Right at the back of the closet.
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Cartman is gay!

Postby Schantrac » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:07 am

So this episode pretty much proves Cartman is officially gay. Am I right or am I right? ;)
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:14 am

Cartman is gay, period. He is gayer than the entire Castro district on parade. He gave a handjob to Ben Affleck in full realization of his actions. He sucked a dick, and you'd have to be a retard to think that he didn't know it wasn't a hose. He took a picture of Butters' dick in HIS MOUTH. You're either saying he is a complete and total retard who shouldn't even be able to breathe
or you're denying events in the show if you say he isn't gay. When gay guys see him walking down the street, they say, "Look at that faggot."

Cartman has a soft spot for his friends.
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Postby AssassinKenny » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:36 am

Cartman liked Wendy and Bebe at different points though. So I've come to a conclusion

Cartman is Bi-curious :lol:
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Postby Schantrac » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:48 am

Or maybe he was just trying to prove to others he wasn't gay.. sound like someone we used to know in the earlier seasons?
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Postby RacheyraE » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:00 am

[quote="AssassinKenny":03e82]Cartman liked Wendy and Bebe at different points though. So I've come to a conclusion

Cartman is Bi-curious :lol:[/quote:03e82]
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:04 am

But wait! Was he actually attracted to Butters? Or was he just trying to embarrass him?

I'm going to go with bi as well.
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Postby Schittywall » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:13 am

Not only did he like Wendy, but watch Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset again.

Remember when he tries to get himself invited to the girls sex party? Im going with Bi as well.
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Postby iceiwynd » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:13 am

I'm going with bi and incredibly stupid. Though his heterosexual behaviours were actually conscious - he has no clue what he's doing with the homo ones.
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Postby Big-Will » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:19 am

Kyle the Skeptic wrote:But wait! Was he actually attracted to Butters? Or was he just trying to embarrass him?

I'm going to go with bi as well.

Embarrass him. But Cartman doesn't know what the hell he's doing with some of the ideas that come to him, and in this case, doesn't know what it means in other circles (What the hell have Stan and Kyle been looking at, anyway? :lol: )
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:04 am

1- Schantrac hit the nail on the head, and I mean the one on your shoulders. Garrison was always trying to prove he wasn't gay for the longest time.
2- But did he masturbate Wendy or have her breast/vagina in/around his mouth and take a picture?
3- If we wanted to get super duper technical, Cartman is not a virgin and has had gay sex.
4- Cartman's subconscious is starting to show(Gay side) a lot more. His moves may be "Out to embarass" people, but it's a bit odd that his out to embarass moves involve him and cock.
5- By the way, note how Cartman was dressed going to that party, like he was a male version of the stupid spoiled whores...hmm...maybe he was after cock after he hears about all the hawt boys there will be?!


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Postby AssassinKenny » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:03 pm

He "sucked semen out of a hose in a back alleyway" on the Simpsons did it episode too.

iceiwynd wrote:I'm going with bi and incredibly stupid. Though his heterosexual behaviours were actually conscious - he has no clue what he's doing with the homo ones.


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