who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

[aparsons]

You're not the only one.

[Wii fit man]

You're not the only one.

No, I'm serious, he loves annoying me in particular.

[butters kenny]

No, WFM just thinks everything i do involves him I have a life of my own WFM, that post had nothing to do with you.

[konradkotowski]

Since cartmen had Butters and some other random guys cock in his mouth he is definently gay. So i think Kenny or Stan since kenny died from a blow job. And stan because he always went out with Wendy.

[MaAuthoritah]

I think both Kyle and Stan are straight so it's a tie.
Cartman... well, he has made many gay comments.
I think Kenny might be bi but then again he is a whore...
And Butters, I think he will be metrosexual but he does like girls as he wanted to slap barbie's titties around...

Still my vote is for Kyle and Stan.

[Wii fit man]

No, WFM just thinks everything i do involves him I have a life of my own WFM, that post had nothing to do with you.

No, you just love to annoy me. Stop denying it. And if you do deny, do it less mean ways.

[Cartman's_bitch 1]

Please, people, don't fight in this thread.

[Forgy]

Yes, yes please refrain.

[SajiNoKami]

so is it the 4 or the 5 boys these days?

Just the vibe I get from 12 years of observation.

Kenny :
- general whore
- end up with a chick
- living day to day in a trailer
- 3 kids running around
- die in his late 40's of liver failure

Stan:
- he did the best voice to be gay
- end up marring Wendy after college
- successful careers
- have couple of kids
- in his late 30's: affairs with guys
- no divorce for appearances
- Wendy will always have a wine glass in hand
- in his late 40's Stan will be murdered by Wendy and her 2o-somthing lover

Cartman:
- naïve now
- small boy crush on Kyle - not serious
- goes to college
- uses he skills to make money
- girlfriend has 1 kid with him
- sucks him dry with child support
- kid visits his elderly father but loses touch
- ends up dying alone with his cats that eat him

Kyle:
- is a dirty little boy as he says
- loves the female form
- during college experiments with bdsm
- finds he is a lesbian in a guy body
- marries a female roommate
- goes through the transgender process
- finds polyamory fun with both genders
- lives out the days in spiritual balance

Butters:
- marries a cute girl in college
- she will cheat on him
- he will be found guilty of her and her lover's murder
- sent to jail for life
- Butters will serve 5 years before he is killed in a jail riot


That is my thought on who is the straightest.

[RSteve]

Stan is the most likely to be straight - out of all of them, he's the most classically straight male in stereotype terms. He's the least dramatic, the least emotional - steady and sensible and of course he's always been obsessed with Wendy. Not one for my team I don't think. He'll turn out like a more level-headed and sensible version of his Dad.

Kenny talks about boobs a lot but that could be a cover, a kind of he-protests-too-much thing - a lot of insecure people talk crudely about women if they feel insecure about them. He probably will be straight though, just the impression I get. He'll probably be much like his dad too if he is ever resurrected again.

Kyle is emotional and neurotic and somewhat of a drama queen, and he has a slightly more distant fathert and a very overbearing mom, so that would play into the stereotype nicely. He didn't feel comfortable being "metrosexual" though and rebelled against it, so probably straight but there's certainly potential and you can always hope!

Cartman is neurotic, in love with Mel Gibson and enjoyed dressing up as Britney Spears and pretending to make out with Justin Timerberlake, and though he pretended to be disgusted when his hand puppet character got friendly with Ben Affleck, he knew what he was doing. And of course he's admitted to homoerotic games with Butters and his cousin. Certainly Cartman has the most chance of turning out gay if you ask me - and there's plenty of chubby chasers around so I think he could do well. He'd certainly be good at bitching, convincing himself he's gorgeous and being materialistic and selfish so he's made a great scene queen! Go Gay Cartman!

[Gentle123]

I'm going to have to say Kenny's the straightest, Cartman's the gayest.
Though, since they're 9 years old it may be a bit difficult to figure out your sexuality.

Kenny seems to be quite interested in woman, sex and all of that stuff. Sure, he did that thing for $10, but when you're in it for the fame... Plus, he has that 'Kenny's most wanted' thing, the posters of the woman with big boobs in his room, and seems to be the most knowledgable with sexually related stuff out of all of them.

Stan has Wendy, so I think both of them are pretty straight. He had his heart broken, I'd have to say that he's straight.

Kyle doesn't seem really interested in girls. He liked Rebbeca Cottswald, but really I'm not sure about him, he's not gay, but he doesn't really seem the straightest out of the bunch either. Of course, they're all gay sometimes.

Cartman seems to be the most gayest out of them all, though I don't think he is gay. He seems to be the gayest out of them all though, since he seems to be a wimp, though he tries to act cool. He's a suck-up to his mom, or dad, or whatever she is to him. He just seems to be the most gayest out of them all, in my opinion.

[masterbastard]

Stan - Crush on Wendy, football quarterback, most normal family
Kyle - Really sensitive, but pretty normal
Kenny - Obsessed with sex with women, but gave the Howard Stern BJ
Cartman - Put Butters' dick in his mouth and took a picture, sucked homeless guy's weiner

[Gentle123]

Oh ya, I can't believe I forgot about the picture incident. He seemed to like it though, and thought it was quite funny. Another reason why Cartman might be gay...

[Mackerni]

Yeah, I'd say Kenny too.

But he always dies... I don't want to die.

[Forgy]

Well I mostly agree with most of you, mostly. XD But i really don't think Kyle will have a sex change xD