who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby MisterCee93 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:19 pm

i think it has to be cartman (even tho he put butters wiener in his mouth he's just pur retarded sometimes) or else good ole stan!!! kyle has a lot pictures in south park which make him look a bit gay y'know and kenny dies too much to care otherwise.
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Cinvxten » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:46 pm

I would say Kenny is the straightest - mainly because I SO want Stan and Kyle to be gay for each other. They would be a great couple.

It'll probably never ever happen, and I know that, but that won't stop me from thinking it.
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Forgy » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:25 pm

Cinvxten wrote:I would say Kenny is the straightest - mainly because I SO want Stan and Kyle to be gay for each other. They would be a great couple.

It'll probably never ever happen, and I know that, but that won't stop me from thinking it.


It's like you went into my mind and said what I was thinking!!!!!! Excep for replace kenny with cartman :p
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Stanmarsh3000 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:44 pm

kenny
stan
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Forgy » Sun May 03, 2009 6:19 am

Aren't we all a little bi-curious?
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby superiorsavior » Sun May 03, 2009 6:48 am

This is a hard question because they're all so gay! I'd probably plump for Kenny despite the fact that I can't see him having qualms with having sex with a boy or anything else for that matter (WOOHOO SEX!) I think he prefers the womenz, unlike Cartman. Kyle doesn't seem too interested in sex either way and Stan has a girlfriend but they'd make such a good couple they have to be gay:-)
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Forgy » Mon May 18, 2009 1:47 am

Kenny would do anything (or one) for money.
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Philipthecup » Mon May 18, 2009 2:30 am

Well we all know Cartman is GAY.

Stan throws up when he's about to get kissed. He could be just nervous or he could just be GAY.

Kyle is STRAIGHT but is so attached to Stan, that it almost seems GAY.

Kenny is STRAIGHT and loves the pussie more than all of the guys combined.

Kenny wins.
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Forgy » Mon May 18, 2009 3:51 am

But Kenny gave someguy a hummer wich is very GAY.
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby watwatinthebut » Fri May 22, 2009 7:33 am

Has to be Kenny! :zombiekenny:
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Asteroid B-612 » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:36 am

Not Stan.

From an interview:
Among the South Park kids, which one is most likely to grow up and be gay?

Uh, I think Stan, probably, because he's more sensitive and he's more in touch with love than anyone else is. You know what I mean? I think that's most likely. --Trey Parker
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Ineedacoon » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:40 pm

I think Kenny is the only one who's really straight!
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Nerdy » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:02 am

in Season 11 Le Petit Tourette when Cartman loses his ability to filter what he says, he says that he's secretly in love with a girl
also he kissed with wendy in an earlier episode so i dont think cartman is rlly gay he is just a REALLY confused assh*le

but kenny is straightest of them all (as of season 13) because he had 2 girlfriends in 2 different seasons and he is rlly into boobs..
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby novemberm00n24 » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:29 am

Well Cartman put Butters penis in his mouth, Kenny always seemed to like the ladies, but he did give Howard Stern a BJ, Stan has a girlfriend but he vomits almost every time she talks to him... so that would put Kyle at the top, he did seem pretty staight in "Hooked on Monkey Phonics" hooking up with Rebecca...

Kyle - Most Straight
Kenny - is only gay for money(and it was only once)
Cartman - He didn't know that putting a penis in his mouth was gay, but it was...
Stan - in the closet, maybe? just a theory (like creation)
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Re: who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

Postby Cinvxten » Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:41 am

Asteroid B-612 wrote:Not Stan.

From an interview:
Among the South Park kids, which one is most likely to grow up and be gay?

Uh, I think Stan, probably, because he's more sensitive and he's more in touch with love than anyone else is. You know what I mean? I think that's most likely. --Trey Parker


Which interview was that? Cause that's totally weird, I didn't even know Trey or Matt would even answer questions like that. It's cool that they can at least joke around with it - I can't tell if they would be the type of guys who would get angry at people making assumptions about their characters.

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