who of the four boys do u think is the most straight???

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Postby Dana the southparkateer » Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:28 pm

i think the straightest one is stan...and cartmen is the gayest one of them
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Postby MixStan » Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:32 pm

Kenny because all he ever talks about is girls. Stan he had a girlfriend once and tried and get her back. Kyle because he went crazy in that Bebe's Boobs episode. ut mostly Kenny.
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Postby jazzie11 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:33 pm

kenny. cause he made a "kenny's most wanted" bulletin with drawings of girls. and his room has posters of girls in bikini.

and the gayest character is obviously mr garrison.. no wait, big al.
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Postby Airless Heaven » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:19 am

Kenny ,of course
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Postby DevilAngel16 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:13 pm

Kenny because he is the most perverted 9-year-old boy in South Park. He is interested in girls and boobs. Even if he has given a blow job to make $10, he is still pretty straight to me.

Stan is tied with Kenny because he is the only one out of the four boys who had a girlfriend for 7 seasons of the show. He was obviously in love with Wendy, and he was very crushed when she dumped him.

Kyle is next because he had a crush on Rebecca. Other than that though, he doesn't really seem too interested in girls, but I do not think he is gay.

Cartman is probably the gayest out of all four. He has done some pretty gay thinks throughout the show. Yes, he did have a crush on Wendy, but it was only for one episode. If I had to pick a gay one, I would pick Cartman. Then again...he is only 9 years old, so we probably won't know for sure until he gets older. And this of course will most likely never happen. So...whatever.

Well, there ya go. That's my opinion on the subject. :wink:
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Postby britboy01 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:33 pm

Stan is. :D
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Postby delsanto » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:24 pm

Kenny he has posters of hot women in his room
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Postby patrickov » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:32 pm

If just for the big four I'd pick Kenny, but if comparing with Butters, can't determine. Kenny's pervert cannot make him the upper hand. They are just two styles of the straightest.
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Postby Kenny's_Demonic_Spirit » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:10 pm

Just as that one guy said in "Two Men Naked in a Hot Tub"

Everybody has a little gay in them!
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Postby BRMBug » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:47 pm

Kenny. He did make holes in his dad's Playboys after all.
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:52 pm

kacy__sp wrote:I think Kenny. giving Howard Stern a blowjob doesn't make him gay, just a whore. he's normally obsessed with tits and stuff, which would make him straight. well, straight-er, they all have their gay moments :lol:

If I gave a guy a blowjob, it wouldn't matter if I was doing it for money or if I enjoyed it. Kenny engaged in a homosexual sex act. He is most likely Bi.

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Postby polymorph » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:21 am

I'm going with Stan on this
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Postby BRMBug » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:24 am

Dammit. I forgot about the Howard Stern thing. Well, I have to go with Stan then.
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Postby jey5636 » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:37 am

Well they all have to be a little gay because in the episode south park is gay they all followed the fad.
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Postby buster108 » Tue May 08, 2007 5:47 pm

Stan because he went out with hot Wendy :D

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