Tweek Vs. Cartman

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Tweek Vs. Cartman

Postby R.Will » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:38 am

Who would win Tweek or Cartman?

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You decide!
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Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:52 am

Tweek, He kicked the sh*t of out Craig in Tweek Vs Craig and he will do it to Cartman. Cartman fights like a girl. Tweek fights like Mike Tyson. 8)
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Postby Cartman L. » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:20 pm

Cartman would probably lose even over Jimmy or Timmy!So,Tweek would win but then he'd have to eat his parents!
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Postby The_Paper_Boy » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:30 pm

If you mean the way Cartman is in that picture, when he was beating Saddam Hussein, then Cartman.
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Postby R.Will » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:32 pm

No i meant if they were in a ordinary fight.
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:07 pm

Tweek would win, he'd never run out of energy. :lol:
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Postby Oneirogenic » Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:48 pm

If it came down to it, Tweek would go apeshit on him and tear off a f*cking ear or something. >.> You never fight with the crazy kid, because fear does some pretty scary stuff to some people.

However, I can't see them fighting. Cartman wouldn't see any point (unless there was some sort of ulterior motive behind it), and Tweek would probably scream at the vague possibility of getting into another fight.
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Postby bennis07 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:37 pm

cartman would lose because he is to lasy to do anything. or he win because he would fall asleep on tweek and crush him.\
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Postby Athena1999 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:22 pm

It would have to be Tweek. Even KYLE beat Cartman (who was shown to be a total pussy) that one time, and the reason Tweek beat Craig was probably because Cartman taught Craig how to fight. If the Tweeker could win a fight against Craig, he'd be able to rip Stinknutz apart so badly they'll fit what's left of him in a matchbox.
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Postby Butters1990 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:32 pm

Jimmy and Timmy are Tuff. No doubt about that. Tweek would kick all there asses but. Then When Cartman's on the floor. Butters comes and sh*ts in his face 8)
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Postby Tweeks_gurl » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:21 pm

Tweek would totally win dudes. Well duh [/img]
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Postby Tweeks_Coffee » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:15 pm

Athena1999 wrote:It would have to be Tweek. Even KYLE beat Cartman (who was shown to be a total pussy)


Hey! Don't talk smack about Kyle!

Yeah, Tweek would whoop his pudgy ass. C'mon, he put Jimbo to the floor, and he did pretty good work on Craig too. Cartman in the meantime, cries when Kyle hits him lightly.
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Postby Nintendorkus » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:06 pm

Am I the only one who thinks Cartman would win? Cartman knows much more about fighting than Tweek. Remember in Tweek vs. Craig when he was trying to teach Craig how to fight and he kicked his ass? Tweek and Craig are pretty evenly matched, and if Cartman could beat Craig, he could probably beat Tweek.
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Postby Butters1990 » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:13 pm

Good point. But after then Baby slap fights in Cartoon Wars Cartmans a Pussy. Tweek fights with boxing style. Cartman May have told him but im sure as hell this that Cartman will not do it back too him. Tweek has a Fair Chance again him. But Cartman is Sneaky. He could just kill his parents and feed them to Tweek served in Chilli again. But when there fighting. I would like Kyle and butters to join in and kick his ass. Im starting to tell a episode but oh well. Then Cartmans Clive Frog comes in and saying a Speach saying how we could all work this out then While there Distracted Cartman Gets a Weapon (Sticks, Stones what ever he can find) And hits them with it. Then Cartman and Clive Frog are like, i dont think we can trust anyone here. and then they have a fight. :roll:

That would be funny to see.
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Postby Nintendorkus » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:15 pm

I don't think Kyle or Butters should get involved, and if either of them somehow did, I don't think Butters would want to fight, or he would probably fight for Cartman because he thinks they're really good friends.
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