Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?

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Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?

Postby Dark_Lord_Kenny_Lives » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:41 pm

I would say Kenny because he would help us poor guys!
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:43 pm

I'd say Kenny because Cartman would probably just use his power to kill everyone he doesn't like. :roll:
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Postby Dark_Lord_Kenny_Lives » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:45 pm

yeah :unhoodedkenny:
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:51 pm

Knowing the way Kenny is though, President McCormick would probably be impeached in his first term for getting a blowjob from an intern. (That or he would be assassinated every week.) Cartman would be a corrupt leader, but he'd probably have better luck holding on to power than Kenny would. I see Cartman as more of a politician than Kenny, and I don't mean that in a nice way. :roll:
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Postby MixStan » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:12 pm

President Kenny McCormick
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Postby crazyQH » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:19 pm

Kyle the Skeptic wrote:Knowing the way Kenny is though, President McCormick would probably be impeached in his first term for getting a blowjob from an intern. (That or he would be assassinated every week.) Cartman would be a corrupt leader, but he'd probably have better luck holding on to power than Kenny would. I see Cartman as more of a politician than Kenny, and I don't mean that in a nice way. :roll:


Ditto. Cartman, though very political, would probably find a way to overrun the other branches of government and make himself dictator.
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Postby Athena1999 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:29 pm

Yes, but that's the very reason why Cartman would not make a good president. Kenny, in my opinion, is a lot smarter than he lets on.
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Postby andrewgibson » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:34 pm

why not make stan president. he doesnt do stupid stuff and wouldnt get greedy.
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... and running for VP is...??

Postby Tweeker01 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:44 pm

Mr. Prez McCormick, of course. :) But then, the question we should ask is who would his VP be? Cause c'mon, let's be honest, the VP's gonna end up with more time in office than Kenny would! What about VP Craig? He could just flip off the annoying reporters at those press conferences! :twisted: hahaha!
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Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:02 pm

Even though it would mean total corruption, I’d say Cartman, mainly cause, even though he does work towards the wrong ends, he does show pretty good leadership skills, and can easily convince people to come to his way of thinking.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:09 pm

I picture Cartman as more of a Karl Rove type figure. It's definitely the way he operates, and they've both got the same kind of triple chin thing going. :lol:
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Postby hotsnot » Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:39 pm

crazyQH wrote:Ditto. Cartman, though very political, would probably find a way to overrun the other branches of government and make himself dictator.


Yeah, he would be more politically qualified, but he would end up committing mass genocide and killing the people he didn't like or who opposed him.

I'd rather have a leader who was just kind of stupid and didn't give a sh*t about anything than one who tried to kill us all.

Kenny all the way!

Though in the show I like them equally as much.
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:12 pm

Kenny. Cartman would just abuse his powers and would just kill everyone.
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:35 pm

Cartman. He's a lot more political and will know what he's doing. This is America. He can't just snap his finger and kill everyone he doesn't like. Kenny doesn't have the leadership skills to make it as a politician and being poor is gonna make it even harder.
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