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Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?
I would say Kenny because he would help us poor guys!

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Knowing the way Kenny is though, President McCormick would probably be impeached in his first term for getting a blowjob from an intern. (That or he would be assassinated every week.) Cartman would be a corrupt leader, but he'd probably have better luck holding on to power than Kenny would. I see Cartman as more of a politician than Kenny, and I don't mean that in a nice way. 

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Kyle the Skeptic wrote:Knowing the way Kenny is though, President McCormick would probably be impeached in his first term for getting a blowjob from an intern. (That or he would be assassinated every week.) Cartman would be a corrupt leader, but he'd probably have better luck holding on to power than Kenny would. I see Cartman as more of a politician than Kenny, and I don't mean that in a nice way.
Ditto. Cartman, though very political, would probably find a way to overrun the other branches of government and make himself dictator.
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... and running for VP is...??
Mr. Prez McCormick, of course.
But then, the question we should ask is who would his VP be? Cause c'mon, let's be honest, the VP's gonna end up with more time in office than Kenny would! What about VP Craig? He could just flip off the annoying reporters at those press conferences!
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crazyQH wrote:Ditto. Cartman, though very political, would probably find a way to overrun the other branches of government and make himself dictator.
Yeah, he would be more politically qualified, but he would end up committing mass genocide and killing the people he didn't like or who opposed him.
I'd rather have a leader who was just kind of stupid and didn't give a sh*t about anything than one who tried to kill us all.
Kenny all the way!
Though in the show I like them equally as much.
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Kenny. Cartman would just abuse his powers and would just kill everyone.
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Cartman. He's a lot more political and will know what he's doing. This is America. He can't just snap his finger and kill everyone he doesn't like. Kenny doesn't have the leadership skills to make it as a politician and being poor is gonna make it even harder.
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