Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?

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Postby Harap_alb » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:07 pm

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Postby Kennyrox666 » Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:08 pm

I'd prefer Kenny as a president because Cartman would end up as supreme dictator of the country and badly misuse his power. He'd probably kill all the people he got pissed with nuclear weaponry, then when we wanted to impeach him, we couldnt because he had too much power and would kill us all! :cartmancop: Respect my authoritah, you know.
Kenny'd probably end up dying all the time, but he'd make a much better pres then Cartman would. :unhoodedkenny:
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Postby cartman's girl » Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:24 pm

cartman, although he'd probably be the next hitler or something...
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Postby Unhooded Kenny » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:42 am

Kyle's_Marklar wrote:Cartman. He's a lot more political and will know what he's doing. This is America. He can't just snap his finger and kill everyone he doesn't like. Kenny doesn't have the leadership skills to make it as a politician and being poor is gonna make it even harder.


Remember an old song called "Only In America" which has the line "can a boy without a cent grow up to be president."

So why can't Kenny? And I think he'd be a democrat. Some of you think he'd only die in office, but that's not gonna happen. Well, he'd be better than Dubya.
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Postby Master K 47 » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:43 am

I would say Kenny as Cartman would abuse his power and kill of everyone he dosent like.
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Postby hitman_kenny » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:10 am

Both of them will be crappy presidents. Cartman is a dumbass and a psycho and Kenny dies every episode. Lets say that Kenny is a president and Cartman is a vice president. Cartman kills Kenny and becomes a president. Now Cartman will just blow all the country to hell. If Kenny will be the president without Cartman being a vice pez, he will probably die on his first day and people vote for Bush again :)
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Postby Miss_Murder » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:10 pm

Cartman. Can you imagine how life would be if he were president? No laws, no hippies.....Actually come to think of it....Oh dear god, Cartman with authoritah? Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah. Kenny....Because he's awesome. 8)
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Postby timmy_tot » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:54 pm

they would both be bad because cartman's fat n kennys jacket is cursed.so timmy should be president !!!!!!!!!!!! haha:timmy:
keep in mind that timmy rocks!!!!!
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Postby UnkieHerb » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:57 pm

Cartman is more of a dictator than a president-kinda guy, so I'll say Kenny simply becaus eanything is better than Cartman with authoritah.
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Postby UnkieHerb » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:00 pm

Cartman is more of a dictator than a president-kinda guy, so I'll say Kenny simply becaus eanything is better than Cartman with authoritah.
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Postby general disaray » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:02 pm

I don't think Kenny would do that great of a job, but Cartman would lead this country into the apocalypse
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Postby KennyStanWendyFan » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:27 am

Kenny would help the impoverished out. Cartman would go mad with power.
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Re: Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?

Postby rustam » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:44 pm

none of the above because only stan can do it!
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Re: Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?

Postby 203177 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:08 pm

I would say none of them.
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Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

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Re: Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?

Postby superiorsavior » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:34 pm

meaningless question because you have to have money to be president, and unless solid gold statues of keanu reeves sell well kenny isn't gonna have much luck getting that cash. However, an invincible president does have it's advantages...
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