Are cartman and kyle brothers?

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Are cartman and kyle brothers?

Postby Blaze87 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:57 pm

Ok in episode 202 (cartmans mom is still a dirty slut) we find out that carmans mom is his dad an that it is his birth mother who he doesn't know. Then in episode 506 (cartmanland) we find that cartman and kyle are a match for a kidney transplant. So i think that cartman and kyle may be brothers. what does everyone else think?
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Re: Are cartman and kyle brothers?

Postby .Link. » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:59 pm

Blaze87 wrote:Ok in episode 202 (cartmans mom is still a dirty slut) we fing out that carmans mom is his dad an that it is his birth mother who he doesn't know. Then in episode 506 (cartmanland) we find that cartman and kyle are a match for a kidney transplant. So i think that cartman and kyle may be brothers. what does everyone else think?


No.

And his transplant was in Cherokee hair tampons (407, i think).
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Postby Big-Will » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:18 pm

Considering what we know about them and the rumors that have been floating around for years about Cartman's real mother...

They just might be...

Cartman is fat, just like Sheila is.
Everyone in town had sex with Cartman's "mother." Even Jesus. Even Kyle's parents.

Ever since "Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut" aired, people have been saying that Sheila is Cartman's real mother simply because they're both fat.

In "Cherokee Hair Tampons" we find out that Cartman is an excellent match to donate a kidney to Kyle, ...but they remove the wrong kidney from Cartman, since Kyle is still shooting that white liquid out his nose. :D

Still, if Cartman was an ideal kidney donor, which mostly happens among family members, then Cartman and Kyle are quite likely related somehow. The best link between them is Kyle's mother, whom Cartman's father had sex with back at the Drunken Barn Dance.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:10 am

Yeah but remember that in "Succubus" Cartman got an eye transplant from Kenny.

Plus there was never any followup to the kidney transplant, such as Kyle having to take anti-rejection drugs, and we never see Kyle shooting the white liquid out of his nose when he laughs anymore.


Would Sheila have enough time to be pregnant with both boys? They don't share the same birthdate. Your site has Kyle's birthday at May 28, and Cartman's at July 1. If Kyle is older then he would be over a year older than Cartman. If Cartman is older then Sheila would have to have gotten pregnant within less than 2 months after giving birth to him.
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Postby Big-Will » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:43 am

Kyle the Skeptic wrote:If Cartman is older then Sheila would have to have gotten pregnant within less than 2 months after giving birth to him.

Cartman is older. And yes, getting pregnant two months after delivery can be done. :)

The order of birth now becomes
Cartman - July 1
Stan - October 19
Kenny - March 22
Kyle - May 26

Kyle is the youngest of the boys.
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Postby .Link. » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:07 am

Big-Will wrote:
Kyle the Skeptic wrote:If Cartman is older then Sheila would have to have gotten pregnant within less than 2 months after giving birth to him.

Cartman is older. And yes, getting pregnant two months after delivery can be done. :)

The order of birth now becomes
Cartman - July 1
Stan - October 19
Kenny - March 22
Kyle - May 26

Kyle is the youngest of the boys.


Kyle's youngest? I thought kenny was because he's always been reffered to as eight years old... :?
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Postby butterscartman » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:53 am

I thought stan was the youngest :?
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Postby kattekiksen » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:50 pm

Then Cartman is a JEW! :shock: ..
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Postby Big-Will » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:59 pm

kattekiksen wrote:Then Cartman is a JEW! :shock: ..

Given his anti-Jewish leanings, it makes ironic sense, but we'll never know for sure.
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Postby kylelover52610 » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:22 pm

I think they are brothers.

Also, I always thought Cartman was the youngest. >.>
Cartman or Kenny.
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Postby KyleBenoit » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:30 pm

For some reason, I've always had a feeling that Kyle was the youngest. Guess I was right. :P
To get back on topic, Kyle and Cartman being brothers is a plot/theory that's always interested me. It'd make a great episode. Kyle and Cartman do argue like siblings afterall. Their rivalry could evolve into a sibling rivalry.
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Postby Blaze87 » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:37 pm

And his transplant was in Cherokee hair tampons (407, i think).


I knew it was one or the other.

The more i think about it the more i think they could be brothers.

And where did the birthdates come from?
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:52 pm

KyleBenoit wrote:For some reason, I've always had a feeling that Kyle was the youngest. Guess I was right. :P
To get back on topic, Kyle and Cartman being brothers is a plot/theory that's always interested me. It'd make a great episode. Kyle and Cartman do argue like siblings afterall. Their rivalry could evolve into a sibling rivalry.

Yeah but Cartman would have to find something else about Kyle to pick on other than the fact that he's a Jew. Not that this would be a bad thing, because their current rivalry with the same cliche insults all the time is getting kind of old.
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Postby Big-Will » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:37 pm

Blaze87 wrote:And where did the birthdates come from?

Stan's comes from Trey's.
Kyle's comes from Matt's.
Cartman's comes from "Damian," where he says his birthday is the same day as the match, which was on July 1.
I don't know where Kenny's comes from - it just appeared on the South Park calendars with the other three dates.

Kyle is the youngest, but Kenny is the smallest.
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Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:56 pm

I think it’s funny that Cartman was born on Canada Day. :P

Hehe, that gives me a good PhotoShop idea! :D

Also, I think that would make an interesting plot, Kyle finding out he’s related to Cartman (of course, they could always set things straight in the end of the ep (or set of eps), saying that the test was a mix-up and that Cartman’s real brother was, let’s say, Kenny. :P
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