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Postby BRMBug » Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:10 am

basically, anything with "heah" and "neah" in it.
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Postby vansare1 » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:59 am

"kennys family is so poor, that they had to put their box up for second morgage"

"can we watch that again? that was kool!" (after watching the hitler movie.

"yeah i want some cheesey poofs!"

"Bad Kitty! thats a bad goddamn kitty!"

"damn it maw i wasnt picking! i had an itch!"

"screw you guys, i'm goin home!"

just a few of my favorites!
screw you guys, i'm goin home!
you can go over thea and i'll go over hea
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Postby Nommel » Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:35 am

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Postby S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:56 am

'' mi so horny me like you long time''



''Screw u guys im goin home''

''moooom can i have a twinky?''

''how are things kyles?''
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Postby Idon'tknow » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:39 am

You're breaking my balls here

I am Burog and I have lot's and lot's of powers

Sweet now I can just play with myself
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Postby Leopold stotch » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:08 pm

"do you know what they call a jewish womans boobs? -Jewbs"

"im seriously"

"but mooooooom"
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Postby Crazedmage » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:28 pm

mine would have to be

"Put the lotion in the fucken basket!!"

"Mike, your breaking my balls here Mike"

"oh, Someones baking bownies."

"I dont like kenny anymore. He, he just dosnt communicate."

"See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That’s why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny’s family because for them, $6.99 is two year’s income."

"What kind of side dishes will we be enjoying this evening with our frozen waffles?"

"So, I am to understand that there will be no side dishes tonight?"
"Put the lotion in the f*ckin basket!!"
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Postby Just_Jackie » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:57 pm

I went through my mom's closet and found what I'm getting for
Christmas! The Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000!

What's that?

I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet!

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Postby chicken in a helicopter » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:38 pm

mooooooooom kitty is being a dildo
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Postby BRMBug » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:38 pm

"Kenny's a random slut."
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Postby MerdeK » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:23 am

I`m not fat! It`s the way, I choose)))
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Postby this_bitch_bites » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:32 pm

f*ck Jesus (Christian Rock Hard season seven ep 8)

Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie (an elephant make love to a pig (season 1 ep five)

Mom kitty's being a dildo

I made you eat your parents ha ha ha ha ha (Scot tenoman must die season 5 ep 1)
Remember, we all die in 2012!!!
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Postby fewiker » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:05 pm

i think these ones :

" kenny ! -somethin somethin- nutsquash" ( didnt understand what he said, im not english-speakin

" hahahaha nenene i got you sort off"
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Postby Edduyasha » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:03 am

- "Ay! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!"

- "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

- "Cripple Fight!!"

That's all I can think of for now...
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...

- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Postby S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K » Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:35 am

now gimme gimme the chicken''


you see guys this is why jews cant be ninjas, they got no spine''


lazy ass whore''

respect my authoritah''

ay f*ck you jew''

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