How will the SP kids die?

[Nommel]

How do you think the South Park kids will die?

Stan - Old age; he is too normal to die any other way.

Kyle - Kidney failure (He's diabetic remember?)

Kenny - Many different ways

Cartman - Over-eating at the buffet

Tweek - He'll have a nervous breakdown before he's 16

[randyhart]

Kyle=Freak out at Cartman so much when He makes him eat his parents and then builds a theme park over their graves

Stan=Old age waaay to normal

Cartman=Die when the cops raid his drug palace

Kenny=Old age since he can not really die

Butters=His Parents will ground him forever and he will die from sadness

[Oneirogenic]

Cartman: Of Malaria once he conquers a small country. I like the Drug Palace idea though! : D

Kenny: boredom.

Kyle: [AIDS] Natural causes, I can imagine.

Stan: [Kyle's AIDS] Whatever it is, hopefully it's before Kyle dies. Or else he'll just waste away and die from missing his BFF too much.

Butters: 8( Jumping off of a very, VERY high building. Or perhaps he'll get caught up in the Drug Palace Police Raid. Either would be a fitting demise.

[Kyle the Skeptic]

Stan - Like his grandfather he'll probably end up in a motorized chair at the age of 102, wishing he could just die.

Kyle - I can't think of anything better than what SJ suggested.

Cartman - Heart disease in his mid twenties.

Tweek - A stroke induced by high blood pressure in his middle age.

Butters - Sedentary lifestyle if nothing changes. Otherwise it could be due to an accident which occurs while he's hang gliding, bungee jumping, rock climbing, cliff diving, or parachuting.

And finally...

Kenny - Last person alive on earth!

[SouthParkMaster66]

Cartman will probably die in some way never been seen before. He'll try some new thing and it'll kill him. Or they'll find him hiding in a hole in Iraq

[cartman8213]

Stan-His grandfather will come in his room at night, and try to get Stan to kill him. In Stan's bewilderment, he puts the fork Grandpa gave him in the power outlet, and kills himself along with Grandpa.

Kyle-He'll die trying to stop one of Cartman's elaborate plans.

Cartman-He'll die from grief of Kyle's death. He has no one decent to rip on anymore.

Kenny-STDs. He's the most interested in sex of the group. He'll get them from Kelly.

Butters-Cartman will convince him to do something really bad, and he'll die from it.

[KennyStanWendyFan]

Stan: suicide. He'll get so depressed about being lonely that he'll take his own life.

Kyle: a stroke caused by low blood sugar due to his being diabetic.

Cartman: his insides will implode from all the fattening foods he eats, like how the toilet in The Death of Eric Cartman was ruined.

Kenny: microwaves, tetherballs, skillets, and the like.

Butters: his dad will beat him to death because he got a B on a test.

Tweek: too much caffeine will cause him to lose control and he'll run around in traffic hyperactively until he gets hit by a semi.

Wendy: Stan will kill her just before taking his own life.

[Unhooded Kenny]

This is a bizarre topic but interesting:

Stan- runover by a train
Kyle- runover by a truck
Eric- runover by an airplane
Butters- runover by a motorcycle
Kenny- what hasn't he been runover by, how about a tank

[Kelly MacCornmac]

Stan: Old age

Kyle: Kidney Faluire

Kenny: Unexpectedly

Fat-I mean Cartman: Stroke or heart attack

Tweek: He dies of smoking

Butters: Dies locked up in prison for a crime he didn't commit.

Clyde: Type Two diabetes

Pip: falls down well

Wendy: Depression

Token: He dies by the KKK attacking.

Bebe: car crash

[Gothic_Butters]

this is kind of a depressing topic.. but i guess I'll play along.

Stan - dies at the age of 92 of old age.

Kyle - dies at the age of 77 of diabetes

Cartman - dies at the age of 45 of high cholestorol

Butters - dies at the age of 90 of old age

Tweek - dies at the age of 53 of a seasure and a heart attack

Token - dies at the age of 79 of cancer

Clyde - dies at the age of 68 from a tape worm

Craig - dies at the age of 27 by getting shot for flipping off the wrong person

Ike - dies at the age of 90 from kidney desease

Bebe - dies at the age of 64 because her menopause drove her insane and so she.. like.. died..

Wendy - dies at the age of 92 of old age, shortly after Stan dies.

Pip - dies at the age of 37 from suicide as a result from hanging himself because he was depressed because he had no "chums"

Damien - dies at the age of 33 by the hands of Jesus

Kelly - dies at the age of 48 in a car crash

Starvin Marvin - dies at the age of 14 from starvation

Dog Poo - dies at the age of 25 from alcohol poisining

Shelly - dies at the age of 47 from a heart attack resulting from anger

Gregory - dies at the age of 30 in a war

Timmy - dies at the age of 58 from cancer

Jimmy - dies at the age of 29 from too many extacy pills

Zee Mole - dies at the age of 40 from a lethal injection do to some crime he comitted

The two kids that go "that's gay" - both die at the age of 19 from suicide when they found out that THEY are both gay

Kevin (the classroom kid) - dies at the age of 15 in a car crash

Kevin (Kenny's brother) - dies at the age of 40 from being shot.

Kenny's sister - dies at the age of 32 from Syphilys (an STD)

Kenny - dies at the age of 87 from suicide. He was depressed that most of his friends were dead.


well that's about all I have

[Butters_UK]

Stan= Old age (blatent)
Kyle= Probably get beaten to death for being to rational
Cartman= Will live forever because he laughs way to much lol (How to eat with your butt-great example)
Kenny=Need i bother saying?
Butters=Will get sent to jail for something he didnt do and soddomised to death
Tweak=A misfortunate accident with the underpants knomes

=]

[Oneirogenic]

I've changed my mind about Butters. It will probably be from erotic asphyxiation after the lesbian dominatrix couple he is owned by didn't hear his muffled cries of the "safe word."

[crazyQH]

This is depressing...

Stan-As already stated, he'll die of old age. However, he'll probably live life to the fullest and be happy up until he dies, unlike his grandfather.

Kyle-I dunno, I see him dieing early on. He's been hospitalized several times already. He'll probably be killed by Cartman or someone because he spoke up against something bad they were doing.

Cartman-He will probably be anonymously assinated by Stan, who is pissed at him for killing Kyle.

Kenny-I have a feeling he'll die when he's a teenager. He'll die a relativley typical death (for him) but to everyone's suprise, he won't return.

Butters-He'll live a long, relativly normal life after moving out of his parents house. Then one day, when's he's really old, he'll choke to death on an apple.

[blagardson]

Stan:Old age
Kyle:Dies in astonishment of Cartman being his brother
Cartman:See above, but vice versa
Kenny:Gets raped by super adventure club which kills him,somehow
Butters:Shot by Jimbo while he pretented to be a dog
Tweek:Dies of caffine overload
by the way im new how do you get those things that change and show who your a fan of?

[Rebecca_Cutswald]

Token: Framed for a crime he didn't commit; he'll die from the prison food because he's too rich to stomach it.

If Cartmans schemes don't kill him, Butters will die of shock/trauma when his parents/wife find his secret, super depraved, porn stash.

Tweek will become dependent on drugs and live to be an old addict with bad asthma and die of lung cancer.

Cartman Will become a super wealthy and powerful ploitician/drug smugler, whatever he'll be rich with Butters as his side kick (assuming Butters lives long enough) and Cartman will die from clogged arteries or the CIA will poison his food.


Kyle will die of AIDS, I can't dispute that for some reason. X_X

Stan will die of either Kyle's AIDS or weird expiriments which he'll vollunteer for to find a cure for AIDS. (Because Stans always helping the enviornment and sh*t.)

Wendy will die of SARS, or Bird Flue, because she kind of looks Asian..