What girl would be right for cartman?

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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby BRMBug » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:41 am

...She would be made of vinyl, and have a valve sticking out of her ass.
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby Big-Will » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:34 am

He already has the Antonio Banderas blow-up dall. What need has he of a girl blow-up doll?

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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:53 am

Big-Will wrote:He already has the Antonio Banderas blow-up doll. What need has he of a girl blow-up doll?

:cartmanevillaugh:


And that valve would still be too loose for his weenie!
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby smashmouth0823 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:08 am

idk, he is most likely gay so probally it will be a guy not a girl
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby SouthPark_Girl » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:37 am

In my opinion?

Wendy. Why?
She's a bitch, She and Cartman would be a good, weird, couple. It probably wouldn't be that long of a relationship. But still, they'd make a good couple. But the weird thing is.... i want her to date Stan too. 8)
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby polymorph » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:53 am

Big-Will wrote:He already has the Antonio Banderas blow-up dall. What need has he of a girl blow-up doll?

:cartmanevillaugh:

He might want multiple options
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby Pip303 » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:56 pm

Ok seriously, what partner would be perfect for Cartman?....

HIMSELF!

He loves himself more than anyone on this earth (which i think he ONLY loves himself on this earth) so himself would make him very happy! Cause I dont think he'd respect any other partner. lol XD
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:26 am

Pip303 wrote:Ok seriously, what partner would be perfect for Cartman?....

HIMSELF!

He loves himself more than anyone on this earth (which i think he ONLY loves himself on this earth) so himself would make him very happy! Cause I dont think he'd respect any other partner. lol XD


Agreed: Fatass already knows that he has two girlfriends in the end of each hock.
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby mjf2 » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:38 pm

Well, to be honest, his mom is the
PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby stupidrandy » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:35 pm

mjf2 wrote:Well, to be honest, his mom is
PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



I couldnt agree more! His mom is a perfect match for the little tubby.
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:06 pm

stupidrandy wrote:
mjf2 wrote:Well, to be honest, his mom is
PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


I couldnt agree more! His mom is a perfect match for the little tubby.


Well, she will f*ck anything...
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby ushankasrockmysocks » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:44 am

Cartman's Top Enemy wrote:Well, she will f*ck anything...
I think that makes two of them! Or at least it will when Cartman gets older and really discovers sex. What a f*cked-up family...
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby KennyKicksAss » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:49 pm

i think him and shelly are the perfect match! apart from a couple years age difference, theyre made for each other! if they got into a fight, shelly would beat the sh*t outta cartman, and he'd kill her family and feed them to her! id love to see an episode where the two of them hook up. theyd probably be brought together by a plan to get back at stan after he did something to piss off cartman. and shelly would help just cos she loves hurting stan.
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby grunt34 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:09 pm

If she had big boobs she was hot. :parishilton:
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Re: What girl would be right for cartman?

Postby mjf2 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:51 pm

Pip303 wrote:Ok seriously, what partner would be perfect for Cartman?....

HIMSELF!

He loves himself more than anyone on this earth (which i think he ONLY loves himself on this earth) so himself would make him very happy! Cause I dont think he'd respect any other partner. lol XD



Yeah, but only 1 problem. He has a dick!

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