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The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby randyhart » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:34 am

After his balls have had such an importent role in this three parter, I thought it would only be right for them to have their own topic to celebrate over 10 years of Cartman's balls.


So have Cartman's balls finally been payed off by a "Dirty Girl"?

How Do you like His balls? Vinegary or Salted?

Are Balls the magical ingredient to go with a sundae?

Dicuss! I am Anxious to discuss his balls
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby Big-Will » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:19 am

His balls haven't done anything except explode into dust in one of his dreams because they were so dry. Because of that, I don't think this thread will grow that much.
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby BRMBug » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:29 pm

I bet he has severe permanent onion-crotch.
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby Edduyasha » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:03 am

BRMBug wrote:I bet he has severe permanent onion-crotch.


Oh, eww...

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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby jerrylambert » Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:49 am

Cartmans balls are an important aspect of the whole South Park ideology. The reason is simple: They are Cartmans balls.

To Cartman, his balls are everything. He probably takes great care of his balls. Most boys do have a special consideration for their balls, keeping them safe and out of harms way. But to Cartman, his balls represent his inner core. Everything begins and ends with Cartmans balls. At least in his mind.

So in short, Cartmans balls can never be too moist. I imagine kitty didn't work out too well for this service. I mean, come on, you ever had a cat lick your balls? Not the best experience, believe me. So he probably gets most of is ball moistening process done during sleepovers with Butters. But now Butters is growing his own balls and I see Butters becoming the quintessential South Park badass in the future.

So Cartman realizing this will go for the ultimate ball sucker...a Jew. The chicks seem to love Kyle, but I don't see Kyle digging on many chicks. Stan loved Wendy, Jimmy got to rammin' with Nutgobbler, Cartman even had a go at Wendy and proposed an interest in Patty Nelson. Butters is always wiling to repopulate the world,Kenny is a boob fiend and Clyde likes porn. So I would say the potentially gay character would be Kyle.

Perfect for Cartman to get the old balls moist and have it done by a Jew. Cartman is not gay, he is just a sick, demented future serial killer who loves having his balls sucked.

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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby BRMBug » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:45 pm

'K.
Well, Kyle did crush on Rebecca Cutswald there for a little while.
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby randyhart » Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:11 pm

I knew you guys would have a keen interest in His Balls, I know this is my second Cartman Ball related topic but I cant get enough of them
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:15 pm

randyhart wrote:I knew you guys would have a keen interest in His Balls, I know this is my second Cartman Ball related topic but I cant get enough of them

Are you male or female? :lol:

If you are a male, then: :parishilton:
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby randyhart » Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:21 pm

I am a Hermaphrodite Male.
I am Straight

But I cant help Myself when it comes to Cartman and Balls
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:29 pm

randyhart wrote:I am a Hermaphrodite Male.
I am Straight

But I cant help Myself when it comes to Cartman and Balls

:lol:
Thats cool..... :cartmanevillaugh:
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby Thunderhorse » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:19 am

jerrylambert wrote:Cartmans balls are an important aspect of the whole South Park ideology. The reason is simple: They are Cartmans balls.

To Cartman, his balls are everything. He probably takes great care of his balls. Most boys do have a special consideration for their balls, keeping them safe and out of harms way. But to Cartman, his balls represent his inner core. Everything begins and ends with Cartmans balls. At least in his mind.

So in short, Cartmans balls can never be too moist. I imagine kitty didn't work out too well for this service. I mean, come on, you ever had a cat lick your balls? Not the best experience, believe me. So he probably gets most of is ball moistening process done during sleepovers with Butters. But now Butters is growing his own balls and I see Butters becoming the quintessential South Park badass in the future.

So Cartman realizing this will go for the ultimate ball sucker...a Jew. The chicks seem to love Kyle, but I don't see Kyle digging on many chicks. Stan loved Wendy, Jimmy got to rammin' with Nutgobbler, Cartman even had a go at Wendy and proposed an interest in Patty Nelson. Butters is always wiling to repopulate the world,Kenny is a boob fiend and Clyde likes porn. So I would say the potentially gay character would be Kyle.

Perfect for Cartman to get the old balls moist and have it done by a Jew. Cartman is not gay, he is just a sick, demented future serial killer who loves having his balls sucked.

Jer


Wow...You must've put a great deal of thought into this!
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby Pip303 » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:34 pm

umm...this topic is pretty much the craziest of them all....but funny. Cartman loves his balls waaaay too much, i mean, they're, like, really tiny as we saw in "Good Times With Weapons" so I really don't see why he's so addicted to them. Wouldn't it be funny if like he got a sort of sickness and had to have his balls cut off? I wonder how badly he'd react.
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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby randyhart » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:32 pm

I'm sure Cartman would rather be ripped to pieces by Hippies and Jews than have them cut off, It's probably why being Anal Probed isnt as fun as you would think...Worrying about the Balls

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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby BRMBug » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:50 pm

randyhart wrote:I knew you guys would have a keen interest in His Balls, I know this is my second Cartman Ball related topic but I cant get enough of them

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Re: The Official Cartman's balls discussion

Postby ShaneHaughey » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:24 pm

Randyhart needs therapy. Seriously.
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