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So have Cartman's balls finally been payed off by a "Dirty Girl"?
How Do you like His balls? Vinegary or Salted?
Are Balls the magical ingredient to go with a sundae?
Dicuss! I am Anxious to discuss his balls
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BRMBug wrote:I bet he has severe permanent onion-crotch.
Oh, eww...
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To Cartman, his balls are everything. He probably takes great care of his balls. Most boys do have a special consideration for their balls, keeping them safe and out of harms way. But to Cartman, his balls represent his inner core. Everything begins and ends with Cartmans balls. At least in his mind.
So in short, Cartmans balls can never be too moist. I imagine kitty didn't work out too well for this service. I mean, come on, you ever had a cat lick your balls? Not the best experience, believe me. So he probably gets most of is ball moistening process done during sleepovers with Butters. But now Butters is growing his own balls and I see Butters becoming the quintessential South Park badass in the future.
So Cartman realizing this will go for the ultimate ball sucker...a Jew. The chicks seem to love Kyle, but I don't see Kyle digging on many chicks. Stan loved Wendy, Jimmy got to rammin' with Nutgobbler, Cartman even had a go at Wendy and proposed an interest in Patty Nelson. Butters is always wiling to repopulate the world,Kenny is a boob fiend and Clyde likes porn. So I would say the potentially gay character would be Kyle.
Perfect for Cartman to get the old balls moist and have it done by a Jew. Cartman is not gay, he is just a sick, demented future serial killer who loves having his balls sucked.
Jer
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Well, Kyle did crush on Rebecca Cutswald there for a little while.
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randyhart wrote:I knew you guys would have a keen interest in His Balls, I know this is my second Cartman Ball related topic but I cant get enough of them
Are you male or female?

If you are a male, then:

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I am Straight
But I cant help Myself when it comes to Cartman and Balls
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randyhart wrote:I am a Hermaphrodite Male.
I am Straight
But I cant help Myself when it comes to Cartman and Balls

Thats cool.....

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jerrylambert wrote:Cartmans balls are an important aspect of the whole South Park ideology. The reason is simple: They are Cartmans balls.
To Cartman, his balls are everything. He probably takes great care of his balls. Most boys do have a special consideration for their balls, keeping them safe and out of harms way. But to Cartman, his balls represent his inner core. Everything begins and ends with Cartmans balls. At least in his mind.
So in short, Cartmans balls can never be too moist. I imagine kitty didn't work out too well for this service. I mean, come on, you ever had a cat lick your balls? Not the best experience, believe me. So he probably gets most of is ball moistening process done during sleepovers with Butters. But now Butters is growing his own balls and I see Butters becoming the quintessential South Park badass in the future.
So Cartman realizing this will go for the ultimate ball sucker...a Jew. The chicks seem to love Kyle, but I don't see Kyle digging on many chicks. Stan loved Wendy, Jimmy got to rammin' with Nutgobbler, Cartman even had a go at Wendy and proposed an interest in Patty Nelson. Butters is always wiling to repopulate the world,Kenny is a boob fiend and Clyde likes porn. So I would say the potentially gay character would be Kyle.
Perfect for Cartman to get the old balls moist and have it done by a Jew. Cartman is not gay, he is just a sick, demented future serial killer who loves having his balls sucked.
Jer
Wow...You must've put a great deal of thought into this!

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Not to Advertise but My Cartman Balls Fan Fiction can be found here : http://www.southparkstudios.com/community/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=32233
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randyhart wrote:I knew you guys would have a keen interest in His Balls, I know this is my second Cartman Ball related topic but I cant get enough of them

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