Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

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Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby mjf2 » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:09 pm

I'd bet 57 nickels on Cartman. He's
a great fighter. And if they would fight, I think the Boring Jew wouldn't stand a chance.
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:23 pm

Well, while I respect your opinion, I would still have to say that my tree-fiddy would be on Kyle, because he doesn't pull any dirty tricks. And he knows that any light slugs or taps will send Cartman off wailing, like in "Christmas in Canada" or "Cartman Sucks." A couple of hilarious instances right there!
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby stupidrandy » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:16 am

I would have to put my money on Kyle cause He would kick Cartmans ass.... bad! But Cartman can put up a good fight! Cartman has saved Kyles life so many times that I dont think he can really hurt him without feeling really bad. Cartman is Kyles secret bestfriend/enemy, love/hate relationship kind of deal. So yeah, Kyle would think of some way to beat down Cartman.
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby Pip303 » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:25 am

I deffinatly put my money on Kyle cause Cartman always runs away crying when Kyle hits him softly as can be.
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:12 am

*slaps down $50*

Dibs on Kyle! After all, he's got the guts and strength to fight, and Cartman...he'll run off and cry for getting hit once (as shown in Christmas in Canada).
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby KYLEZ#1FAN » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:17 am

Did my post get deleted or something? I don't see it on here....

Anyways, I agree with Pip303 and Edduyasha, Cartman's a wittle wuss, and Kyle's got the guts. He's beat up Cartman so many times. I'd put 10 bucks on him any day.
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby polymorph » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:25 am

$10.01 on Cartman unless he's not aloud to cheat, but then again he would have beet the midget (except that the midget cheated.)
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby BRMBug » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:06 am

KYLEZ#1FAN wrote:Did my post get deleted or something? I don't see it on here....

You may have confused the preview and submit buttons. Sometimes I do that.

I say Joo-boy all the way.
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby SouthPark_Girl » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:19 am

I bet all my South Park seasons 1-10 on Kyle to win 8)

No, seriously. Kyle would kick Cartmans ass. like Kyle did in "Kenny Dies" at the end he beats the sh*t out of Cartman when Kyle relized Cartman was using Kenny illness to build he's own Shaky's Pizza :lol:
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby Zubby » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:05 am

In a straightforward fight, no dirty tricks, no revenge later on, Kyle would kick Cartman's ass six ways to Tuesday.
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby James--76 » Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:11 am

Kyle all the way, he would beat that fatass anyday like shown in episodes

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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby Faith-1 » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:04 am

Kyle would most likely win because Cartman usually runs off crying when he's hit. Except that one time when he beats the sh*t out of that midget in season 11.
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby Zubby » Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:36 pm

Faith-1 wrote:Kyle would most likely win because Cartman usually runs off crying when he's hit. Except that one time when he beats the sh*t out of that midget in season 11.



Exactly. Cartman is a bully. He'll only go after those he thinks are weaker than him. It's also why he resorts to manipulation and psychological torture/warfare more than physical altercations. He's actually pretty weak, physically. Kyle isn't a powerhouse, but he's physically stronger than Cartman.
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby KYLEZ#1FAN » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:34 pm

BRMBug wrote:
KYLEZ#1FAN wrote:Did my post get deleted or something? I don't see it on here....

You may have confused the preview and submit buttons. Sometimes I do that.

I say Joo-boy all the way.

Huh, I don't know.... I saw it here before.... maybe I was delusional...
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Re: Who would you bet on if Cartman and Kyle fought?

Postby P13 » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:39 am

Cartman. Defnitely Cartman. i would bet 4 dollars on Cartman 'cause if fatass fell on top of the jew, no more Kyle :timmy: woot go timmy
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