Stranded, Deserted Island, ONE character: WHO and WHY

[Chaos6060]

I would choose Towelie becuase even though it would be a life and death situation it still would be hilarious because we would be blazed 24/7. Also another note you could use him to dry off after getting out of the ocean or as a blanket to keep warm at night. You could also use him to start a signal fire. A funny blazed out of your mind signal fire.

[rusty_caig]

I'd pick Cartman. I could survive for a month just eating off his fat, then I could use his skin for a blanket, tent or maybe even make a raft out of it.

But seriously I'm not sure who I would pick. Chef is the most creative to get off but If I had to be stuck, I'd rather be by myself, I could use some peace and quiet.

[butters kenny]

wendy for very speical reasons

[termsofuse]

My choice would be Ms. Ellen (Natasha Henstridge) because a man has needs.

If they can bring back Kenny they can get Ms. Ellen back from her trip to the sun.

If not, other possible choices would be:

Miss Stevens (Jennifer Aniston)

Liane Cartman (she can cook too!)

[deeedoo]

Ike is my favorite character, but I don't think I could take care of him on the island, so I'd have to go with Kyle because he's intellegent and could help me get off the island, but if we were stuck forever, I could still annoy him and watch him freak out (I like freaking people out by telling them about sex, my plan for ultimate revenge, what I do every Tuesday in marching band, etc...)

[Sizzling Lynn]

Ike is my favorite character, but I don't think I could take care of him on the island, so I'd have to go with Kyle because he's intellegent and could help me get off the island, but if we were stuck forever, I could still annoy him and watch him freak out (I like freaking people out by telling them about sex, my plan for ultimate revenge, what I do every Tuesday in marching band, etc...)

Heheh, I think I'd do the same.

[nick007]

I don't think I can decide. I wouldn't want to be stuck with any of the boys/guys and I don't think any of the girls/gals are rite for me

[Hayley B]

Butters. Because he would care what I have to say and I know he would keep his words to me (he tells the truth) and he would do what I say.

Yes, I would like him as a pet also. (j/K)

[Pip Tweek]

My choice would be Ms. Ellen (Natasha Henstridge) because a man has needs.

Seconded.

[Duality]

Cartman would be the most sensible choice since I could eat him, but I'd piss him off too much and he'd probably drive me to the brink of insanity, then eat me.
I'd probably want to be with Mr. Hankey, since I could eat him, crap him out, eat him again, so on and so forth. Although I'd be getting almost no sustenance on continuously recycled sh*t, he would support me long enough to find a source of food or escape. Then we could be friends.

[rusty_caig]

Cartman would be the most sensible choice since I could eat him, but I'd piss him off too much and he'd probably drive me to the brink of insanity, then eat me.
I'd probably want to be with Mr. Hankey, since I could eat him, crap him out, eat him again, so on and so forth. Although I'd be getting almost no sustenance on continuously recycled sh*t, he would support me long enough to find a source of food or escape. Then we could be friends.

I wouldn't have to worry about Cartman. I'm big to and work in construction but now that my leg is hurt, it's probably anyones game.
I would never eat sh*t thou unless it came out of a girl's ass then maybe. Actually I know who I'd pick, BaeBae(however you spell her name) because she's Hot and has natural boobs

[ilovekyle22447]

i would probly pick kyle because he would be able to keep me company and he is also quite smart so he would help find a way off......plus he's HOT!!! lawl

[rjman95]

kenny because I could eat him after he died or Butters as professer chaos Because in that form Butters is much more brave

[jewish pride]

i would probly pick kyle because he would be able to keep me company and he is also quite smart so he would help find a way off......plus he's HOT!!! lawl

you read my mind

[polymorph]

I'd want Al Gore in case we get attacked by Manbearpig.