Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

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krysisapanic
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Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby krysisapanic » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:30 pm

I like Cartman better. i hate Kyle out of all of them.
there is so many episodes that i want to go to southpark
just to beat up Kyle. i mean Cartman is mean to him, because
of the whole jew thingy, but Kyle pisses me off overboard.
like one time Cartman got aids and Kyle kept on laughing
then Cartman gave it to Kyle, and Kyle got
super mad, ha he deserved that! or one time Cartman
tried to get revenge on this 9th grader, and Kyle and Stan told
his plan to the 9th grader. that was so not right, that sucked ass.
and what the heck, how come Stan and Kyle is always on
eachothers side. URGH gay..
doyoulikefishsticks
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby doyoulikefishsticks » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:04 am

cartman pwns. besides kyle's mom is a big fat bitch. (bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch...) kyle always has to ruin everything and i love how even cartman points that out, AND rubs it in his face lol
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby BigCamera4892 » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:07 am

I'll have to say Kyle is better. He sees right through Cartman's plans, and Cartman never wins (when Cartman is dealing with Kyle).

Take Kyle out of the equation, and Cartman wins, as with Scott Tenorman's parents. But put Kyle in the equation, Kyle is better hands down.
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby Peg » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:20 am

There was a reason why Kyle was laughing in Tonsil Trouble... He found it ironic that CARTMAN, assh*le cartman, had aids. xD
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby polymorph » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:41 pm

Cartman, Kyle's a whiney little bitch
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Asteroid B-612
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby Asteroid B-612 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:39 pm

They both have qualities that are endearing and qualities that annoy the heck out of me. I find the dynamics of their characters to be the most interesting, so Kyle and Cartman are my top favorites from South Park.
blunden
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby blunden » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:33 pm

how come Stan and Kyle is always on
eachothers side


I believe that is a result of them being best friends.
I think if I were to chose a best friend I would pick Kyle over Eric - you would never know when Eric would stab you in the back.

That is kinda the reason that they are always on each others side. Seems kind of logical.
GlittersBlings
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby GlittersBlings » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:49 pm

Kyle for sure. He's a tough Jew :)
Ineedacoon
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby Ineedacoon » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:24 pm

I think that Cartman can't live without Kyle and vice versa!
rwd5035
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby rwd5035 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:39 pm

Ineedacoon wrote:I think that Cartman can't live without Kyle and vice versa!


You are right. I was going to say that, Cartman makes Kyle great, and Kyle makes Cartman great. Without Kyle, Cartman would just be bashing Jews with no one caring, and without Cartman, Kyle wouldn't be bashing little fat kids. They really are only awesome because of each other.
BigGuy631
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby BigGuy631 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:40 pm

Cartman is a lot better. Absolutley no contest at all. None.
hikarius
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby hikarius » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:59 pm

Gotta say, I love Cartman. I think he make the show what it is. One of the things that makes the show great is Cartman picking on Kyle. Of course it wouldn't hurt Cartman to go on a fat burning diet. All those cheesy poofs really add up!
SP_funniest
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby SP_funniest » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:35 pm

krysisapanic wrote:I like Cartman better. i hate Kyle out of all of them.
there is so many episodes that i want to go to southpark
just to beat up Kyle. i mean Cartman is mean to him, because
of the whole jew thingy, but Kyle pisses me off overboard.
like one time Cartman got aids and Kyle kept on laughing
then Cartman gave it to Kyle, and Kyle got
super mad, ha he deserved that! or one time Cartman
tried to get revenge on this 9th grader, and Kyle and Stan told
his plan to the 9th grader. that was so not right, that sucked ass.
and what the heck, how come Stan and Kyle is always on
eachothers side. URGH gay..

Man, you crazy it's just a show not your life, unless it is... that's what the episodes are about, u need to relax about Kyle, he only rads on Cartmen because Cartmen does the same to Kyle

...Still like Cartmen better though... :mrgreen:
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dangerousdave
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby dangerousdave » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:20 pm

Cartman is better. I know that Cartman is a nazi, spoiled, evil, selfish etc. but he's funny, SP wouldn't be SP without him. Kyle is trying to act like he's wise, and good. I hate how he's the one who mostly wins. I still love those episodes where he's a winner but sometimes I just want to be in cartoon too so I could beat him up. So that's why I especially like those episodes where he's a loser (like when he had to watch Cartman play with his remote-control toy). He's got shity red jewfro hair. He can be gay too, he seems like he loves Stan (Stan is one of my fave characters, he just need to stop hanging out with Kyle so much). Kyle is the one who especially think of Cartman as an idiot, but Cartman is actually smart and that's about most negative point of Kyle. I don't hate Kyle, he's a great character but those are few things I don't like about him.
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Re: Which one is better, Cartman or Kyle?

Postby CherrehCola » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:44 pm

I'd go for Kyle.Look,he might be a little mean to Cartman at times,but you have to admit...he has been there for him tons of times too and when it has counted,has tried to help him do right.

Kyle has heart and that's what I like about him.He's just a good kid,not afraid to speak his mind and be badass at the same time.

Sure,Cartman is cool too and very funny.I think they both care for eachother more than they let it show.Sometimes I joke around that they're secretly gay for eachother and it's all the sexual tension.

Cartman's an ass and everyone is mean to him,not just Kyle.Not saying it's right,but Cartman's asking for it,with acting bad towards everyone;but remember,when he entered the handicapped olympics,it was Kyle who tried to talk him out of it,afraid he might go to Hell if he does it...so in the end,Kyle is somewhat the better person here.
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