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The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby butters kenny » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:12 pm

Hope there's not one of these around. Well, i noticed that on "The F word" he wasn't in the gay rally, could he be straight "again"?
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby BRMBug » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:09 am

Hmm, I thought there was. :/

Maybe he just didn't get the memo. Or he didn't go because he couldn't see a way that it would benefit him. Which if that's the case, is very Cartman-like of him.
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby butters kenny » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:11 am

Poor Herbert, he seems to have Dissociative identity disorder pretty damn badly.
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby Beard » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:13 am

I HATED female Mr. Garrison. She was not funny at all.

The one from the early seasons was wonderful.
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby butters kenny » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:14 am

Yes, the first few seasons. That was the one that kicked-ass.
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby iloveyouguys » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:08 am

I think Mr. Garrison is "straight" again...


or he's a gay fish. anyway, i like the man Mr. Garrison the best too, though Mrs. Garrison had her funny moments as well. anyway he is a bit Cartman-like...
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby butters kenny » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:29 am

I hate Ms.Garrison
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby nbabechenko » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:19 am

Ms. Garrison and Mr. Garrison were practically the same in my opinion. I like how he always has the balls to speak his mind though (even when he had no balls). I first began to admire him in that Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics episode (forgot the official name of the episode), when he sang "Marry F**KING Christmas". Think Mr. Garrison is hella cool.
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby Freddy Fittler » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:32 am

Garrison in any gender is funny IMO..

His appearances as a woman were in some of my favourite episodes.

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina,Follow That Egg!,Go God Go,Go God Go XII & D-Yikes! were all great episodes,that i never get tired of watching.

He is equally funny as a guy.

I really have no preference...............although him teaching the kindergarten children how to put a condom on is definately in my all time top 3 Garrison moments :D
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby jewlover » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:55 pm

i like him better as a guy. you know, he's a pretty f*cked up charecter. i mean, he went from being gay, to becoming a woman, to going lesbian, to getting another sex change and becoming a guy again. that is pretty f*cked up. but that's south park for you.
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby nbabechenko » Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:42 am

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Freddy Fittler wrote:Garrison in any gender is funny IMO..

I really have no preference...............although him teaching the kindergarten children how to put a condom on is definately in my all time top 3 Garrison moments :D
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I completely agree with you Freddy Fittler. "Proper Condom Use" is probably my favorite episode. Mr. Garrison is in my top three favorites, and I think he was spectacular in that episode. Definitely a great moment; good call.
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby Beard » Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:49 am

Freddy Fittler wrote:Garrison in any gender is funny IMO..

His appearances as a woman were in some of my favourite episodes.

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina,Follow That Egg!,Go God Go,Go God Go XII & D-Yikes! were all great episodes,that i never get tired of watching.

He is equally funny as a guy.

I really have no preference...............although him teaching the kindergarten children how to put a condom on is definately in my all time top 3 Garrison moments :D

You live Fancy New Vagina?

That's why I hate Mrs. Garrison. That episode.
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby butters kenny » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:18 pm

Now that I look at it, the current Mr.Garrison may be straight "once again"
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby BRMBug » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:50 am

Am I the only one who thinks it'd be funny if bent Garrison was one of Tiger's nookstresses? :D
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Re: The Official Mr. Garrison Discussion Thread

Postby Freddy Fittler » Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:42 am

Beard wrote:
Freddy Fittler wrote:Garrison in any gender is funny IMO..

His appearances as a woman were in some of my favourite episodes.

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina,Follow That Egg!,Go God Go,Go God Go XII & D-Yikes! were all great episodes,that i never get tired of watching.

He is equally funny as a guy.

I really have no preference...............although him teaching the kindergarten children how to put a condom on is definately in my all time top 3 Garrison moments :D

You live Fancy New Vagina?

That's why I hate Mrs. Garrison. That episode.




Each to their own i guess....it'd be boring if we all liked the same stuff :D

Garrison trying to get in a "Girls Gone Wild!" video cracks me up every time :D






BRMBug wrote:Am I the only one who thinks it'd be funny if bent Garrison was one of Tiger's nookstresses? :D


That would be classic :lol:
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"A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid."

"Oh no! Not Santa's balls!"

"Dammit, monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy."

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