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Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby John_117 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:10 am

Pretty much very similar to this thread. Just make a list of the hottest girls in class.

Also, if you do include a minor character, do include the episode number(s).

1. Wendy
2. Kelly-301
3. Red
4. Bebe
5. Esther
6. Millie
7. Sally
8. Heidi
9. Lizzy
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Re: Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby JVM » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:52 am

They're nine years old.
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Re: Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby John_117 » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:06 am

JVM wrote:They're nine years old.

So?
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Re: Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby JVM » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:04 am

John_117 wrote:
JVM wrote:They're nine years old.

So?


Most people would call such discussion pedophilia.

Regardless, I'll admit this is something I have thought about, and it's a bit more interesting because while most shows make these sort of things clear, South Park actually rarely references physical appearance. Therefore we can't really just say "-character- for having the biggest breasts" or anything. (Except in the case of Stan's mother.)

Also, you forgot the blonde Annie. Wouldn't point it out, but she's in practically every single classroom scene.

I will say, however....

1. Stan's Mom
2. Kenny's Mom
3. Tweek's Mom
4. Butters' Mom
5. Cartman's Mom
6. Kyle's Mom

(Just the big six's mothers because I think I'd scare people if I did a full list of South Park's adult females.)
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Re: Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby John_117 » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:54 pm

JVM wrote:Most people would call such discussion pedophilia.

Why not say that about this thread then?
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Re: Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby JVM » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:02 am

^ That's girls doing it. According to the rules of our modern society, it is not pedophilia if a girl likes little boys. Only if a boy likes little boys or little girls is it a problem.

That and the statement was mostly in jest. I have no issue with this sort of thing.
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Re: Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby John_117 » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:20 am

JVM wrote:^ That's girls doing it. According to the rules of our modern society, it is not pedophilia if a girl likes little boys. Only if a boy likes little boys or little girls is it a problem.

That and the statement was mostly in jest. I have no issue with this sort of thing.

How do you know I'm not a girl?
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Re: Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby JVM » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:16 pm

John_117 wrote:
JVM wrote:^ That's girls doing it. According to the rules of our modern society, it is not pedophilia if a girl likes little boys. Only if a boy likes little boys or little girls is it a problem.

That and the statement was mostly in jest. I have no issue with this sort of thing.

How do you know I'm not a girl?

The avatar, though I suppose perhaps it's intended to be Stan rather than yourself.

And if that's the case, you're a lesbian :P

Again, I was just kidding, it wasn't meant personally.
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Re: Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby i'mnot203177 » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:40 pm

1.wendy
2.bebe
3.red
4.lola
5.heidi
6.millie
7.annie
8.esther
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Re: Make your own list of the "hottest girls in class"

Postby moominsarereal » Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:17 pm

What about Marjorine :lol:

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