South Park characters in 10-20 years time

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Re: South Park characters in 10-20 years time

Postby NeuroHeart » Sun May 22, 2011 8:50 pm

This is very interesting. Here's my take:

Kenny, having sworn to protect the world even as a child, goes to police academy and becomes a cop on the roughest beats. He gains an eerie reputation for surviving multiple gunshots and other attempts on his life, and always being able to find the bastards who (try to) kill him. He loves women but never marries, fearing to put anyone in danger or get too close.

It's totally logical that Kyle becomes a lawyer, it suits his character as well as being his legacy. He specializes in going after corrupt CEOs who remind him of Cartman. If he marries anyone we've seen on the show, it would probably be Rebbecca the home-schooled girl, who goes through a wild phase but has settled down and become a teacher.

Stan goes to college on a football scholarship, but doesn't make it into the NFL. He decides to study astronomy because he remembers having some strange dreams about being in space as a child ;) I don't think he'll end up married to Wendy, but only because lifetime sweethearts like that are nearly nonexistent. Maybe he does, or maybe he meets someone at college.

Cartman gets into politics and is wildly successful until a national sex scandal involving young call boys or transvestite hookers breaks his career and his unhappy marriage. (I won't speculate on who the marriage was to, because it was likely only for the sake of appearance, and he spends much of his time at home yelling at his wife.) After his fall from 'grace' he becomes the fat mechanic seen in My Future Self 'n' Me, constantly annoying the successful Kyle to help him get back on his feet and/or leave his wife.

For her part, Wendy grows up to be an activist hippie who works to expose political scandals. When she's not trying to take down the people who are in favor of chopping down her beloved trees, she's a marine biologist working to preserve the bottlenose dolphin.

Butters manages a gas station for a time, until one day the gas pumps explode and the word 'Chaos' is written in blood on the one wall still standing. Leopold Stotch is presumed dead, but a rash of gas station explosions seems to break out country wide, and a manhunt is on for the Chaos Arsonist.
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Re: South Park characters in 10-20 years time

Postby Stanluv25 » Tue May 24, 2011 1:26 am

Kenny: Marries a model when he's barely 20. They have a son together. Kenny divorces her not much longer after the birth of their son. For the next 14/15 years or so Kenny has it rough, problems with his ex-wife and child support. He works as a pornography film maker. Has a strained relationship with his son whom is disgusted by his father's antics. Eventually, Kenny does find someone to stay with and finally, starts making a better life for himself and his son.

Butters: Lives a fairly normal life. Marries at a normal age with a girl he met in Senior year in HS. They have a son and daughter together. He ends up becoming a song-writer for kids as he seems to enjoy singing and music and finally, gets back to tap-dancing. :)

Cartman: Barely passes HS. Goes from job to job after. Everyone around him but Stan gives up on him by HS. Stan allows him to live in his basement after Cartman gets hired as Head of Marketing at the company he works for. Cartman manages to get a girl pregnant and has a son. It doesn't work out for the child's mother and they go their separate ways. Like Kenny, Cartman does have a fairly nice life after finding a place of his own so he can raise his child.

Kyle: Passes HS with flying colors. Ends up going to the cheaper collage Stan attends, as the two don't want to go on with their lives too far from one another. Kyle first becomes an ER doctor, but the stress is too much. He decides to open his own family practice, where he finally learns how to calm down and stress less. He marries a woman named Meghan and together they have two daughters and one son.

Stan: During HS he plays pitcher and shortstop for his baseball team all four years after giving up football during 8th grade. Heads into collage, not knowing what he wants to do with his life. He loves baseball, playing music and writing songs, animals, and plenty of other interests. Saves money and opens his own Animal Shelter. A couple years later, is hired as a graphic designer for a video game company since he has skills in such things that impress the company. Allows Cartman to live in his basement while he gets his life together. Stan marries a half-Japanese woman named Kara and together they have one daughter and two sons.

* All 5 boys' futures seem so real for me, and I find it hard to imagine anything but these.

Q- is everyone having Stan and Wendy marry because they are 'together' in the show and can't think of anyone else he might find by the time he's an adult, or do you really think they would marry? :)
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Re: South Park characters in 10-20 years time

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Tue May 31, 2011 12:41 am

We know how Cartman will turn out, a low-income mechanic. I'm not sure about Stan, he likes sports, but his asthma prevents him from going pro. Kyle I see as a lawyer like his father. My interesting twist is seeing Kenny as a soldier. It would be interesting to see how his immortality would play out in that situation.
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Re: South Park characters in 10-20 years time

Postby ChocoEClaire » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:27 pm

Rocky :) wrote:
JVM wrote:According to Trey, Kenny becomes a serial killer and Stan comes out of the closet.

Statements made in jest as far as I can tell.


Oh gawd I hope he's only joking.... D:
I mean, I could kinda see Kenny as a serial killer... But Stan coming out of the closet.. nooo...

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Re: South Park characters in 10-20 years time

Postby butters kenny » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:45 pm

NeuroHeart wrote:This is very interesting. Here's my take:

Kenny, having sworn to protect the world even as a child, goes to police academy and becomes a cop on the roughest beats. He gains an eerie reputation for surviving multiple gunshots and other attempts on his life, and always being able to find the bastards who (try to) kill him. He loves women but never marries, fearing to put anyone in danger or get too close.

It's totally logical that Kyle becomes a lawyer, it suits his character as well as being his legacy. He specializes in going after corrupt CEOs who remind him of Cartman. If he marries anyone we've seen on the show, it would probably be Rebbecca the home-schooled girl, who goes through a wild phase but has settled down and become a teacher.

Stan goes to college on a football scholarship, but doesn't make it into the NFL. He decides to study astronomy because he remembers having some strange dreams about being in space as a child ;) I don't think he'll end up married to Wendy, but only because lifetime sweethearts like that are nearly nonexistent. Maybe he does, or maybe he meets someone at college.

Cartman gets into politics and is wildly successful until a national sex scandal involving young call boys or transvestite hookers breaks his career and his unhappy marriage. (I won't speculate on who the marriage was to, because it was likely only for the sake of appearance, and he spends much of his time at home yelling at his wife.) After his fall from 'grace' he becomes the fat mechanic seen in My Future Self 'n' Me, constantly annoying the successful Kyle to help him get back on his feet and/or leave his wife.

For her part, Wendy grows up to be an activist hippie who works to expose political scandals. When she's not trying to take down the people who are in favor of chopping down her beloved trees, she's a marine biologist working to preserve the bottlenose dolphin.

Butters manages a gas station for a time, until one day the gas pumps explode and the word 'Chaos' is written in blood on the one wall still standing. Leopold Stotch is presumed dead, but a rash of gas station explosions seems to break out country wide, and a manhunt is on for the Chaos Arsonist.




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