What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

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What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Big Ho » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:40 pm

:?: :?: :?:
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Big-Will » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:55 pm

Big Ho, she gets paid for sleeping around, if you catch my drift. ;)
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Big Ho » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:09 pm

Lol I thought she did it for free
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:19 pm

I'd like to answer that by referencing the season 5 episode "Here comes the neighborhood."

Token asks his dad why they live in a much bigger house than all the other SP families. His dad replies by saying something to this extent:

"It's because we have more money, son. Your mother is a lawyer, where as your friend Eric Cartman's mother is a crack-whore; one job pays more than the other."
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Rolf Steiner » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:11 am

....she gets paid for sleeping around, if you catch my drift

Dear Sir!
It is difficult to talking back to moderator!
But I disagree. To my mind this character is underestimated. She is careful mother and decent woman...Probably?
I see a plan of authors as follows...It’s ridiculously, to see a discord between external respectability and dark contents.

But… But, it is impossible to take it literally. (A classical example - how many times bustards killed Kenny).

She lives alone. It is difficult - to bring up the son alone. And what about bringing up our friend Eric?
She still made from flesh, blood and bones… She is stil young woman...She has the right to mistakes…

As to argument of Kamerad Pip Tweek... :)
People are severe... :twisted: Half century ago all dissolved women were considered as whores in my country... :mrgreen:
If you are annoyed, if Cartman offends your son and you cannot make anything with it...
Certainly, his mother crack-whore! (It’s mean a “prostitute with white colored skin” Isn’t it?)
But, we are dudes…We can’t offence gals… Unconditionally, the mum of our best friends….
My respect to everybody
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Rolf Steiner » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:05 am

:!: Nobody loves Eric’s mom. Regrettably! :?: :!: :(
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby kristoefer » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:50 am

There are various references to her being in pornographic movies and on the cover of crack whore mag. I would think she or it rather is a porn star of some sort.
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Re: Glad to see you.

Postby Rolf Steiner » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:11 am

Hi, Dude.
I have lost hope, already!
I understand your point of view. I have misunderstood something? Maybe yes, maybe not.
But it is usual for modern literature, and especially for comedy movies. The character named “very bad” behaves better then so called “good” character. The Slave called himself as “whore”, too. But really Paris Hilton is whore :parishilton: , not Slave. :lol:
Just for this we sacrifice good name of the bit character. :( :cry:
Sorry, dude I like moms, females, :) Eric und German creeps :cartmanlaugh: .
With great respect to everybody
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby WiLLiaint » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:41 pm

Big Ho wrote::?: :?: :?:

The title should be "who" not "what"...
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby evilhasaname91 » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:01 pm

Rolf Steiner wrote:
....she gets paid for sleeping around, if you catch my drift

Dear Sir!
It is difficult to talking back to moderator!
But I disagree. To my mind this character is underestimated. She is careful mother and decent woman...Probably?
I see a plan of authors as follows...It’s ridiculously, to see a discord between external respectability and dark contents.

But… But, it is impossible to take it literally. (A classical example - how many times bustards killed Kenny).

She lives alone. It is difficult - to bring up the son alone. And what about bringing up our friend Eric?
She still made from flesh, blood and bones… She is stil young woman...She has the right to mistakes…

As to argument of Kamerad Pip Tweek... :)
People are severe... :twisted: Half century ago all dissolved women were considered as whores in my country... :mrgreen:
If you are annoyed, if Cartman offends your son and you cannot make anything with it...
Certainly, his mother crack-whore! (It’s mean a “prostitute with white colored skin” Isn’t it?)
But, we are dudes…We can’t offence gals… Unconditionally, the mum of our best friends….
My respect to everybody


Wow, really now? Not that she’s a bad lady, but dude she aint exactly an angel, and she doesn’t seem 2b all that bright. Plus, look at what she raised. Ur really gonna defend THAT? ... I think she’s a mistress and just knows how to “get around” if u catch my drift.
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Oruchinho » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:16 pm

Maybe she just likes the cock and the money's not bad or she receives alimony from the entire Denver Bronco's team and all the men in South Park 8)
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Rolf Steiner » Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:32 pm

Ur really gonna defend THAT?

Hi, 91.
Why, not? To my stupid mind it’s ordinary for the man! Moreover, according to my legend, I have special debt, even guilt to German moms and gals!
Although, Big Will – put down official point of view, Look around! What do you see? 4 men Shout “Whore”.
But, not one of this persons never got his way with Cartmans Mom? That seems kind of weird, if you catch my drift!
Please, don’t quote all post!
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:11 pm

Rolf Steiner wrote:Moreover, according to my legend, I have special debt, even guilt to German moms and gals!
What special dept? I don't want to be treated special or like a "lady" but as a person, an individual.
Although, Big Will – put down official point of view, Look around! What do you see? 4 man Shout “Whore”.

According to the show so far, she is. She is a person who makes money sleeping with others possibly or selling crack.
But, not one of this persons never got his way with Cartmans Mom? That seems kind of weird, if you catch my drift!

You do realize that she is a character from a show, right? They are basing it upon what South Park has put up. you'll need the portal to imagionationland to get your way with her :lol:
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living? I do know!

Postby Rolf Steiner » Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:00 pm

Hi, everybody!
I’ve viewed the middle of 10 season now…under the table! I mean I roar with laughter!
I love “South Park” more and more!
But! I’ve viewed “Tsst” - and I’ve become stronger in my belief.
This woman cannot be the whore!
Ok, Ok, Ok, guys! :cartmansmile: I am open for cooperation! Maybe “typical whore”! :cartmansmile:

What special dept? I don't want to be treated special or like a "lady" but as a person, an individual.

Hi, lady! Your letter is very important for me. I first have met the lady! We had eliminated our ladies in 1917(In Russia). :gaykenny:
It’s a sad joke. I mean you’ve wrote something constructive.
don't want to be treated special or like a "lady" but as a person, an individual.]

I see…Understandable…But it’s impossible…anyway fully…Also, you are lady, and it’s not the same!

Do you see the sign at the bottom of my post? I’m top serg of “Wehrmacht.”We German fascist’s creeps couldn’t save our gals and moms twice. It was firstly in 1932, secondly in 1945. It’s a sad special theme! :evil:

She is a person who makes money sleeping with others possibly or selling crack.

Sorry, lady! Big Will told nothing about drugs selling! It’s a serious indictment. Can you point me such episode when Mrs. Cartman sells drugs to anybody? (Really? That isn’t answer that’s the question). :?:

But before you’ll cut wings of my dream….

You do realize that she is a character from a show, right?

Totally! But…You realize her, as live woman for condemnation, but talk about “show character” when I try to help Mrs. Cartman! “That seems kind of weird!”

Kelly!
I don’t want to prove something! Enjoy yourself! Such situation has several points! Several funny points.

Wehrmacht’s soldiers not to be afraid of knifes, they just fair bad logistics! Please hide your knife! I’ll give you a hammer or whatever your judges hang!

But firstly, it’s very important!
Gentlemen! Can I use your good names in order to be attractive such nice lady? Thank you dudes!

So, You are Mrs. Brofloflovski! No, no, no….Mrs. Choksondik ….No, no, no…Your Worship Mrs. Choksondik …. :o You interrogate such 4 eyewitnesses. No, 4 prosecutors…

Perhaps, Mrs. Cartman broke their hearts rising to Denver Bronco’s team?

Ok, Gentlemen! Has anyone sexual relations with Mrs. Cartman?
No? No!
And you base your charges on what?
“According to the show so far, she is a Dirty Slut!”

No, no, no, no…. :cartmanevillaugh: According what show? A journalist investigation’s talk show like your Oprah show? No, according nearly “Terrance and Phillip’s” show! Sweet! :cartmansopissedrightnow:
"Mph rmph rm rmph rm, Your Worship!"
What does it mean?
We can’t get any sexual relations physically? We need special portal! :oops:

Sweet! :cartmanlaugh:
Look! Four healthy like aggressive man, publically admit the inability of sexual relations. In order to get their way with pretty young woman they need some, unknown to you, “Portal"

No, no, no…. :cartmansopissedrightnow: Your are Your Worship Mrs. Choksondik! You hate movies; you read different juristic books and sometimes scientific psychiatric journals about different perverts! :cartmanevillaugh:

So, such unknown portal is maybe complex iron construction for keeping “nurection” :oops: or even kind of dildo? :oops: :cartmanlaugh:

And, gentlemen, I mind that’s best supposing! Because, talking about magical gates to “Imaginationland” is the shortest way to psychiatric testing with handcuffs!
Maybe you want to put down any debts to our authors after psychiatric testing?

Every time in the beginning, humoristic geniuses Goodman and Parker warn us – don’t touch electric wires. And you, gentlemen, hold them, and stick into your ass! Sweet! :cartmanlaugh:
Kelly!
Look! That funny situation we’ve got without our friends and with only one absolutely bit character. And we can tell about her a long, long time!
:!: Such thing I ever call “touch of a genius" :!:
Do you really wish to accuse our pretty mom after such warning? Aren’t you being afraid heart failure?
I do know “What Cartmans mom do for living” – anyway before 11 season!
Maybe next time! I’m not sure that you still understand my scribbles, and not fallen asleep!
Good luck!
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:01 pm

Rolf:

I think you're over-analyzing Cartman's mom by putting her in a context (reality) in which she doesn't exist.

The entire show is a satire of our modern life, not a reflection of it. Lianne is no more of a realistic character than our main cast of "eight year old" boys who act nothing like real 8 year olds.....or, for that matter, genetically modified towels or magical pieces of poop.

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