What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

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TaroRoot
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby TaroRoot » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:29 am

Somewhere along the line, the topic got lost. Maybe I can add something.
In BLU?? I think, she is in a German scat video. In the BOYBAND episode, she is shown doing some golden shower work in part of the boys video. She has been called a crack whore, which is a woman who has sex for drugs, including but not necessarily limited to crack cocaine.
BUT she lives in a suburban community and continues to support her son, who seems to eat a lot. She keeps a pleasant and optimistic disposition. She seems pretty satisfied with her life.
What I infer from all of that is this:
She might have had a husband or lover once and conceived Eric. Maybe he died or left her with the house somehow. She has very few marketable skills and is not too bright. She might be doing very discreet prostitution and might receive welfare, or do internet porn... nobody knows for sure. But she makes enough to get by. Maybe it is child support from her ex? If the house is paid for, a few hundred dollars a month tax free, in addition to welfare payments, could give her a stable lifestyle.

There are such people in Littleton, Colorado. I knew a mother and son exactly like this. Scarlett OHara in Gone with the Wind describes women who live off of the kindness of strangers, which is pretty much the same thing. I am not going to judge her. Most of the men in the community seem to know about LCartman, but no one is misogynistic enough to queer her scam... or scheme. She is getting by. In the TSST episode, it becomes very clear that she is terribly lonely and tired. She and Eric both need a man in the house.
Rolf Steiner
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Rolf Steiner » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:52 pm

TaroRoot wrote: In the TSST episode, it becomes very clear that she is terribly lonely and tired. She and Eric both need a man in the house.


Hi, samurai! :)
I’m glad to get second clever man to our board! May be we change the herd of horny kids! :twisted:
You have stolen my main argument, again! :lol:

Not only terribly lonely and tired. :(
I mend the fire! :!:
In TSST episode she is fair, decent and chaste woman.
It’s improbable, with such dirty past! :?: You can’t believe? :shock:
Don’t view! That is the beginning of each episode!
It’s impossible to trust any words! To my mind that is the main idea of our authors.

She might be doing very discreet prostitution and might receive welfare, or do internet porn... nobody knows for sure.

Dude, to my mind you have the same mistake! :(

It’s absolutely unnecessary to answer the question above! At least for gentleman!
As the same question – How Jesus Christ take part in TV show!

Some times that kind woman does damn dirty work for Trey Parker and David Goodman!

And our authors give her means of subsistence!

Good luck, dude!
Whether the truth that a sacura (correct? Japanese flowering cherry?) has already blossomed? :D
Sorry, dude! This is a message from the enemy front line. I have questionable possibility to answer.
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Elionu
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Elionu » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:15 pm

She's a slut, even though cartman denies it. The only reason u might not have known is that more recently, trey and matt got Cartman's mom to be less of a slut and more like a mom (if only slightly)
kennydeathsfanatic
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby kennydeathsfanatic » Fri May 22, 2009 9:02 pm

Rolf Steiner wrote:
....she gets paid for sleeping around, if you catch my drift

Dear Sir!
It is difficult to talking back to moderator!
But I disagree. To my mind this character is underestimated. She is careful mother and decent woman...Probably?
I see a plan of authors as follows...It’s ridiculously, to see a discord between external respectability and dark contents.

But… But, it is impossible to take it literally. (A classical example - how many times bustards killed Kenny).

She lives alone. It is difficult - to bring up the son alone. And what about bringing up our friend Eric?
She still made from flesh, blood and bones… She is stil young woman...She has the right to mistakes…

As to argument of Kamerad Pip Tweek... :)
People are severe... :twisted: Half century ago all dissolved women were considered as whores in my country... :mrgreen:
If you are annoyed, if Cartman offends your son and you cannot make anything with it...
Certainly, his mother crack-whore! (It’s mean a “prostitute with white colored skin” Isn’t it?)
But, we are dudes…We can’t offence gals… Unconditionally, the mum of our best friends….
My respect to everybody


Open your eyes! In "Pinkeye", Kyle finds a copy of Crack Whore Magazine with HER on the cover (and Chef reads it LOL!), and in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut", it says that she's a (to quote Chief Running Water) "Bear with wide canyon". Evidently she's been around the block more than a second hand car!
"Okay,okay, I'll use my power to... Turn Kyle into a chicken!" "Goddammit Cartman" "Hahahahahaha! Now you are a chicken!"
-Kyle and Cartman,Good Times with Weapons
carter777
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby carter777 » Tue May 26, 2009 10:34 pm

shes a dirty whore :unhoodedkenny: :parishilton: :assface:
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby Philipthecup » Tue May 26, 2009 11:28 pm

I really try to understand what Rolf is saying... but I just give up...

I'm sorry Rolf, but what are you talking about? Do you even know what the topic is mainly focused on?

Your explanations are just so long and full of errors I just give up.
Once you think about it, a baby really is just a loud, bald, little person with a bag of crap around it's waist!
seziuremonster
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby seziuremonster » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:54 pm

Maybe she's a slut? :?
robosoldier
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Re: What does Cartman's mom do for a living?

Postby robosoldier » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:40 pm

She is a crackwhore and prostitute. She probably runs a naught milfs website as well... who knows.

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