Dickhead Cheney's got a Gun

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Dickhead Cheney's got a Gun

Postby Optimus_51 » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:10 am

Dickhead Cheney's got a Gun

When Stan is hunting with Uncle Jimbo, they run into a band of other hunters. One of the hunters accidently shoots one of the other hunters. Turns out, that shooter is Dick Cheney! South Park soon signs a petition disallowing Dick Cheney to hold a gun again, but Stan (unaware of this new law) invites Cheney to a paintball tournament. When Cheney nearly kills a competitor, Stan finds an unusual object in his suit. Turns out, aliens had abduct Dick Cheney and implanted a device which made him clumsy. Stan must find a way to clear Cheney's name and stop the aliens.
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:13 am

:lol: I like the way you think, man. :lol:
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Postby TruthInTheCity » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:12 am

Nice Idea except instead of the alien in his suit uncle Jimbo knocks out Dick and sends him to loony bin and he's diagonosed with evil alzheimer's or OCB (Old Crotchity Bastard) disease. Dick escapes from the insane asylum. Breaks into a gun store and steals a shotgun and goes on a killing spree? (kills kenny? or people against his views?) and uncle Jimbo kills him with the M-16 or a sniper rifle. Brillent idea, the alien part was where you lost me.

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