Castration for Kyle (in other words, he's neutered)

[urajackass]

This is retardedly hilarious,
Kyle becomes the first South Park eunich (castrated male) for breaking a law in rural China (where castrating is still allowed). He apparently stole a bottle of horse semen (they really use that for soups over there, M'm M'm... Good®), even though it was some other guy who gets away. Kyle pays the price by getting castrated.
He apparently is kidnappped by the Chinese mafia who steal him for his clothes (sounds retarded), then is forced to wear garbage bags, then winds up in a rural village.
He gets back to South Park when he goes to North Korea, where he somehow lands in a rocket that's fired on a beach in San Fransisco, California, and it isn't destroyed, so he can get out. Then he gets back to South Park when Mr. Garrison goes to a transsexual rights meeting.

You carry off

[Tweeks_Coffee]

No.

Plain and simple, no. That's a ridiculous idea just to torture Kyle. I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark here and guess that you're not a big Kyle fan.

[Nommel]

People come up with the most retarded episode ideas....

[crazyQH]

God, they already torture Kyle enough, I don't think he needs to have his balls chopped off. (wow, that was very blunt wasn't it?)

But yeah, it certainly is twisted, but not really a great idea. Just, no...

[Oneirogenic]

XD HAHAH. Awww man.

Plus, it's eunuch.

[Athena1999]

I saw this and thought "What the hell is up with this?" Seriously, Kyle goes through so much trouble as it is...

Er... that probably wouldn't fly.

[Cartman_91]

This is retardedly hilarious

Take out the this is and hilarious and the "edly" on retardedly and that describes you

[Kyle the Skeptic]

Kyle becomes the first South Park eunich (castrated male) for breaking a law in rural China (where castrating is still allowed). He apparently stole a bottle of horse semen (they really use that for soups over there, M'm M'm... Good®), even though it was some other guy who gets away. Kyle pays the price by getting castrated.

If you think this is such a good idea then you go first. I'll get the pair of bricks. Don't worry it only hurts if you get your fingers caught in between.

[Rebecca_Cutswald]

wow... um hard core sadism is becoming pretty pop these days...
Get help dude.

[Taranis_Music]

Why the hell would they chop off Kyle's penis???? This is a sadistic idea.

[danielprive6]

f*ck all you guys thats the best idea ive heard all day like its hilarious and do people actually like kyle i meen hes not funny hes jewish and like stupid i meen good job im actually giving you props for your idea

XdanielX