Castration for Kyle (in other words, he's neutered)

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urajackass
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Castration for Kyle (in other words, he's neutered)

Postby urajackass » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:56 pm

This is retardedly hilarious,
Kyle becomes the first South Park eunich (castrated male) for breaking a law in rural China (where castrating is still allowed). He apparently stole a bottle of horse semen (they really use that for soups over there, M'm M'm... Good®), even though it was some other guy who gets away. Kyle pays the price by getting castrated.
He apparently is kidnappped by the Chinese mafia who steal him for his clothes (sounds retarded), then is forced to wear garbage bags, then winds up in a rural village.
He gets back to South Park when he goes to North Korea, where he somehow lands in a rocket that's fired on a beach in San Fransisco, California, and it isn't destroyed, so he can get out. Then he gets back to South Park when Mr. Garrison goes to a transsexual rights meeting.

You carry off
"I want to make love up your ass" -- quote Chef
Tweeks_Coffee
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Postby Tweeks_Coffee » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:04 pm

No.

Plain and simple, no. That's a ridiculous idea just to torture Kyle. I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark here and guess that you're not a big Kyle fan.
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Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:06 pm

People come up with the most retarded episode ideas.... :lol:
crazyQH
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Postby crazyQH » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:11 pm

God, they already torture Kyle enough, I don't think he needs to have his balls chopped off. (wow, that was very blunt wasn't it?)

But yeah, it certainly is twisted, but not really a great idea. Just, no...
Oneirogenic
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Postby Oneirogenic » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:25 pm

XD HAHAH. Awww man.

Plus, it's eunuch.
Athena1999
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Postby Athena1999 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:57 pm

I saw this and thought "What the hell is up with this?" Seriously, Kyle goes through so much trouble as it is...

Er... that probably wouldn't fly.
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Re: Castration for Kyle (in other words, he's neutered)

Postby Cartman_91 » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:45 am

urajackass wrote:This is retardedly hilarious


Take out the this is and hilarious and the "edly" on retardedly and that describes you
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Kyle the Skeptic
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Re: Castration for Kyle (in other words, he's neutered)

Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:41 am

urajackass wrote:Kyle becomes the first South Park eunich (castrated male) for breaking a law in rural China (where castrating is still allowed). He apparently stole a bottle of horse semen (they really use that for soups over there, M'm M'm... Good®), even though it was some other guy who gets away. Kyle pays the price by getting castrated.

If you think this is such a good idea then you go first. I'll get the pair of bricks. Don't worry it only hurts if you get your fingers caught in between.
Rebecca_Cutswald
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Postby Rebecca_Cutswald » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:39 am

wow... um hard core sadism is becoming pretty pop these days...
Get help dude.
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Taranis_Music
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Postby Taranis_Music » Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:42 am

Why the hell would they chop off Kyle's penis???? This is a sadistic idea.
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Postby danielprive6 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:28 pm

f*ck all you guys thats the best idea ive heard all day like its hilarious and do people actually like kyle i meen hes not funny hes jewish and like stupid i meen good job im actually giving you props for your idea

XdanielX
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