butters picks up a nail gun sent by satans gay lover saddam husain and starts to shoot kenny in the arm leg and in the arm
but butters thinks hes playing a game
3:flushed down a toilet
4:mr. kitty goes crazy and kills kenny
5:the detonater crystals from go god go are invented and the army uses kenny as a test subject
(im high and drunk right now... )
Something arbitrary like putting a tape in a VCR, and the machine pulls him in.
Classic slap-stick of a fold-away bed closes up on him. (I know it happened to Stan in Chickenpox, but he didn't die from it did he?)
Ooh, I've got it. He's helping his dad work on his truck, which is being held up by a wicker clothes hamper. And he's crawling all around under it handing tools to his dad. Stuart asks for a roll of duct tape, and Kenny goes to the tool box to get it. And it's one of those chest type tool boxes that's missing some wheels, and is proped up by smashed beer cans. He opens the bottom drawer, gets out a roll of tape, closes the drawer, all the while the tool box is wobbling back and forth almost violently. He steps toward the truck, and the garage door falls off the tracks and crushes him.
i seein it on the news
make in fun of ice the drug
it a new drug
drug are bad
here the Link about it
http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/content/ ... 593168.htm
A take on that guy who documented living in Alaska with bears and got killed by them.Kenny could take up a new interest in nature/animals and then it turns on him.Even though technically Kenny did kinda get killed by a bear in the Jackovasaurus episode,but it didnt show him getting killed.
Or he could just get bird flu
-Accidentally bites his own tongue off while eating, and gags on it.
-Has his fingers ripped off by a mysterious assailant, then proceeds to get dismembered. He's left lying limbless in a growing pool of blood, dying slowly throughout the episode while other people just pass by, not noticing or caring to help.
*well, he did get dismembered in 104 and in 509, though not in that exact way*
-He passes by as someone happens to be practicing archery. The arrow misses, and impales him through the chest, skewering his smashed heart on the arrowhead.
-Falls into a pit of wet concrete, which hardens over him.
-For a bout of randomness, he's eaten by a giant, sentient blob of pudding.
-Someone is running with scissors, loses their balance, and ends up falling right into Kenny with the scissor blades pointed towards him.
-Has his intestines, and then the rest of his organs, sucked out by an uncontrollable pool drain while swimming.
-A robot at the science fair malfunctions, sparking and going on a rampage, firing destructive lasers at anything in its path. Which in this case, happens to be Kenny, as he's flash-fried by a well-charged laser.
-While singing at a talent show, he ends up losing his grip on the microphone, and his balance, and falls right into a lobster tank that happened to be on stage with him. The microphone follows, electrocuting him in the tank. The lobsters, which have mysteriously survived the electrocution, proceed to pick apart his corpse.
-Eats fish that turns out to be improperly-prepared fugu (blowfish), and collapses, poisoned to death.
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