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Postby fuckmeharderbitch » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:26 am

kenny hasn't died for like 5 or 6 seasons and if he does its rare and I'm glad. That OMG you killed kenny was getting old and annoying and the joke wasn't that funny anymore. Matt and Trey know this, they are intelligent as hell. They'll throw the joke around every so often which is actually pretty funny but they don't over play it like they use to.
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Postby kenny dies hard » Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:04 pm

who ever may read this at the bottom kenny should die by
butters picks up a nail gun sent by satans gay lover saddam husain and starts to shoot kenny in the arm leg and in the arm
but butters thinks hes playing a game
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Postby Thunderhorse » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:24 pm

The school hires a new Bus driver, since they killed off mrs. crabtree, but its an old guy who cant really drive,
so when he goes to pick up the boys, he swerves off the road, runs over kenny.
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Postby Brett14 » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:06 am

Hey Twist05...r u retarded?
The south park movie came out around the end of season three...and in my books thats not knew but old compared to season 10.
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Postby butters_stoch » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:54 pm

1:the boys go to the pool and kenny jumps in, and they just cleaned and re-chlorinized the pool, so he burns to death

2:food poisoning

3:flushed down a toilet

4:mr. kitty goes crazy and kills kenny

5:the detonater crystals from go god go are invented and the army uses kenny as a test subject

(im high and drunk right now... :roll: )
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Postby BRMBug » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:54 am

They've never done a "caught in an escalator" death have they? It'd be so simple. A sleeve caught on the railing, or a pant cuff snagged on a step, and he gets sucked into the machinery.

Something arbitrary like putting a tape in a VCR, and the machine pulls him in.

Classic slap-stick of a fold-away bed closes up on him. (I know it happened to Stan in Chickenpox, but he didn't die from it did he?)

Ooh, I've got it. He's helping his dad work on his truck, which is being held up by a wicker clothes hamper. And he's crawling all around under it handing tools to his dad. Stuart asks for a roll of duct tape, and Kenny goes to the tool box to get it. And it's one of those chest type tool boxes that's missing some wheels, and is proped up by smashed beer cans. He opens the bottom drawer, gets out a roll of tape, closes the drawer, all the while the tool box is wobbling back and forth almost violently. He steps toward the truck, and the garage door falls off the tracks and crushes him.
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Postby Unhooded Kenny » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:17 am

He did die from getting caught on a moving sidewalk in the Frozen apeman episode.

Anyway, killing Kenny is really old fashion now and a lot of ideas I read are lame. Besides, there are other characters who always die like Willy Nilly from Mad for Kids or Hans Moleman from the Simpsons.
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Postby polymorph » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:36 am

He get's his face peeled off by a bush.
Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers
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Kenny dies

Postby DudewheremyCar » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:44 pm

Kenny dies by haveing ice the new drug
i seein it on the news
make in fun of ice the drug
it a new drug
drug are bad

here the Link about it ... 593168.htm
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Postby BRMBug » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:49 am

How about being fried by static electricity?
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Postby nall » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:35 am

Punched by a ninja and flies off a bridge.
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Postby Whipstickagostop » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:55 pm

Kenny could commit suicide,although that would probably mean another half funny/half serious episode.

A take on that guy who documented living in Alaska with bears and got killed by them.Kenny could take up a new interest in nature/animals and then it turns on him.Even though technically Kenny did kinda get killed by a bear in the Jackovasaurus episode,but it didnt show him getting killed.

Or he could just get bird flu
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Postby BRMBug » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:58 pm

^On that same idea; mauled by a rabid sparrow?
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Postby Cerisa_Roz » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:45 am

-Stung to death by a swarm of killer bees. Or alternatively, someone plays pinata with a beehive, it falls on Kenny's head, and the bees attack.

-Accidentally bites his own tongue off while eating, and gags on it.

-Has his fingers ripped off by a mysterious assailant, then proceeds to get dismembered. He's left lying limbless in a growing pool of blood, dying slowly throughout the episode while other people just pass by, not noticing or caring to help.

*well, he did get dismembered in 104 and in 509, though not in that exact way*

-He passes by as someone happens to be practicing archery. The arrow misses, and impales him through the chest, skewering his smashed heart on the arrowhead.

-Falls into a pit of wet concrete, which hardens over him.

-For a bout of randomness, he's eaten by a giant, sentient blob of pudding.

-Someone is running with scissors, loses their balance, and ends up falling right into Kenny with the scissor blades pointed towards him.

-Has his intestines, and then the rest of his organs, sucked out by an uncontrollable pool drain while swimming.

-A robot at the science fair malfunctions, sparking and going on a rampage, firing destructive lasers at anything in its path. Which in this case, happens to be Kenny, as he's flash-fried by a well-charged laser.

-While singing at a talent show, he ends up losing his grip on the microphone, and his balance, and falls right into a lobster tank that happened to be on stage with him. The microphone follows, electrocuting him in the tank. The lobsters, which have mysteriously survived the electrocution, proceed to pick apart his corpse.

-Eats fish that turns out to be improperly-prepared fugu (blowfish), and collapses, poisoned to death.
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Postby Fat Albert » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:12 pm

Kenny is voted class president then tererist bomb him for no reason! :zombiekenny:
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