Episode Idea: Chuck Norris

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Episode Idea: Chuck Norris

Postby Deepsky27 » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:58 pm

I have searched all of the episodes, and cannot come up with an instance where they focused or at least referenced Chuck Norris.

I think it would make a great episode, perhaps something like his television show Walker Texas Ranger, maybe going along the lines of episode 604, "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer", where Russell Crowe circles the globe, looking for people to fight. I am sure Matt and Trey could find plenty of content on the ChuckNorrisFacts.com website to compile a great episode. For instance, having Chuck Norris use his patented Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. Here's some more from the site...

- Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

What does everyone think?
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Postby Rooster_Costume » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:29 pm

Chuck Norris jokes suck.
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Postby swellman7 » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:33 pm

Chuck Norris jokes don't suck .Chuck Norris jokes suck him.

^That's about as clever as a Chuck Norris joke will ever be.
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Postby Taranis_Music » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:34 pm

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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Postby honneybunni » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:35 pm

ermmmmmm who is chuck norris??? :?:
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Postby kittylix » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:20 am

chuk norris sucks
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Postby gooneh » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:07 am

Chuck Norris doesn't suck...he swallows :lol:
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Postby MadArt » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:28 am

Chuck Norris in South Park??? R U crazy??? Is he a gay? Or, maybe, there`s smth in his ass? What to laugh at?!

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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:46 am

The whole Chuck norris obssession does seem like a thing M&T would parody eventually, or something they try to stay away from, whatever floats your boat.
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Postby MCkormick2 » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:56 pm

I think they should make a show that focused on how different the actual guy is from the myth. Maybe Stan calls Chuck Norris for help against somthing I can't think about now, and instead of the God-like man he read about on the internet, he finds an aged, conservative everyman. But just those jokes aren't enough to hold an episode together.
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Postby BRMBug » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:12 pm

He could come out of f*cking nowhere, and randomly kill someone for some trivial reason. That might be good for a laugh. Maybe not. I don't know.

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