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rootpresident
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby rootpresident » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:47 am

Everybody in South Park starts to become preoccupied with stuff like cell phones, fashion, cars, and sports. Kyle gets disillusioned with his dad's love of money and his friends' love of video games. He joins the Zeitgeist Movement and starts distributing pamphlets about the Venus Project. He gets mobbed by pro-American Star Trek fans, but ducks and Kenny gets killed. Cartman gets an invitation to join an international banking cartel because he hates Jews. Mephisto believes he can give people genetically altering injections to make them good or bad, and he tests it on Butters, who turns evil. As Professor Chaos, Butters enslaves the world with his newly found telekinetic and electromagnetic powers. The people of South Park toss all of their money at him and then he feels bad for Cartman.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby rootpresident » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:23 am

Stan's dad goes back to college to get his Ph.D. and tries to get on Social Security for being a nerd, so he can stay in college forever and live for free. He is very critical of people under 60 and calls them all narcissist/entitled. Kyle's mom tries "tiger mom" parenting on Kyle. Kenny decides to try to make Kyle feel better by having him and the other kids secretly participate in community art, theatre, and dance programs. Kyle moves into a hut on the edge of town to escape his mom and other kids join his Bohemian colony. Meanwhile, Wendy tries to find the boy with the biggest house, car, and job. George Soros downtrades on South Park while promoting it, causing everyone to move into the colony, except new residents from overseas. A mosque and several temples are soon built by Donald Trump. Then Soros and Trump fight over Wendy, which determines the fate of the town.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby rootpresident » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:15 pm

South Park Studios should get a separate mailing address called SouthParkLeaks, so people can mail secret political stuff to be parodied on South Park.
LottaSparkle
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby LottaSparkle » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:30 pm

Anything that gets the Kardashians for being media whores famous for nothing except Kim's porno. They're 15 minutes should have been over some time ago.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby nwt000 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:00 am

I don't know if Proper Condom Use is the cooties episode, that this idea is probably irrelevant. Here it goes anyway: Cartman accuses Lola of having cooties and it starts a massive fight in the cafeteria between the boys and the girls. However, Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Token, Jimmy, and Bebe all step outside once the fight starts. They discuss how cooties aren't even real and decide to let their classmates keep fighting to teach them a lesson. After the fight, Prinicpal Victoria gives detention for a week to everyone except the 6 kids who left the room. Instead of punishing them, she decides to put them in charge of dentention. The six kids who stayed out of the fight rule the detention room with an iron fist, call them idiots, moron, retards, etc. and even prohibit the other kids from doing their work, forcing them to sit silently. When Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Token, Jimmy, and Bebe leave the room, Cartman, Kenny, Craig, Clyde, Tweek, and Red huddle all of the other punished kids together and plan an attack on the six detention supervisors. Craig picks to attack Stan, Cartman picks to attack Kyle, Red picks to attack Wendy, Clyde picks to attack Token, Tweek picks to attack Jimmy, and Kenny chooses to attack Bebe. As soon as the six detention supervising kids enter the room they are ambushed by the kids in detention. The six kids are then shown tied to chairs. The four boys are shown first, who are fully clothed, followed by Wendy and Bebe, who are stripped to their underwear (even Wendy's trademark beret is off). Cartman then looks over at Kenny and Clyde and yells "Kenny, Clyde, why did you have to undress Wendy and Bebe? You know girls are even more contagious (with cooties) with their clothes off!" Kenny and Clyde both protest and say it doesn't matter, but Cartman than tells Butters to come out with a chainsaw. Butters is about slice Stan's head off, but Kyle yells stop. Kyle says that he learned that him and the other five should have told their friends cooties aren't real and shouldn't have treated their frirnds like trash because you are smarter than them. Seargeant Yates and Mitch burst in and untie the hostages and Wendy and Bebe then get dressed off-screen and then Seargeant Yates arrests Cartman, Butters, and Craig for attempted murder and arrests Kenny and Clyde for sexual assault. Cartman then says "Why am I so fucking stupid?", after which the credits roll.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby stanmarshemo » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:14 am

Revenge of the Youtube Stars

i know this idea sucks, then either stfu or go away :) .

Plot:
After Kyle and Stan record a video of themselves doing jackass-type videos, they out-subscribe all of the most famous you tubers (shane, rwj, nigahiga, justine, etc.) and go to stan house while holding them prisoner, (shane's idea.) while Kyle and Stan are being held prisoner, (taped up, that is) they are forced to watch ever video shane dawson ever made. will they survive his terrible videos? and can cartman and kenny be able to save stan and kyle? :cartmanlaugh:
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby iantamasunas » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:31 am

I have a fantastic idea for a new episode. South Park needs an episode with a Charlie Sheen breakdown. As Charlie Sheen himself says "I'm Charlie Sheen Bitch"... " I can't die!"... "I smoke 7 gram rocks"... "Charlie Sheen is a rock star"... "move on... move on"....that would be a perfect reenactment of his recent interview. PLEASE DO AN EPISODE OF CHARLIE SHEEN!
normalice
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby normalice » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:45 pm

This episode idea pokes fun at feminism:

so, the premise is some feminist movement in which women start out just wanting equal pay as men, but it escalates to wanting the right to dress as men do (okay to be shirtless in public), wanting to have deeper voices, and getting themselves a penis -> becoming men. Ultimately, ex-women take control and mandate that everyone born a woman must undergo this transition for their own good. The irony here is that in an effort to empower women, they manage to rid the world of them. Further, and perhaps more importantly, there is also the mixed message of while parading under a banner of the worth of women they also eliminate the defining intrinsic characteristics of women (including obvious things such as child bearing and breast feeding..), instead of celebrating them.

really, it is to my wife's credit, as she is the one who pointed out the irony of modern feminism to me.
OMGiKilledMySelf
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby OMGiKilledMySelf » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:29 pm

Well its kinda fresh i hope we must not w8 to make fun of .............. the whale and dolphin attack japan for revenge so they made the tsunami.

Or ofc where do all there asian people go ? if they dont have souls ? overpopulated mexico xD
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby H3rroPr3ase » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:21 am

Season premiere definitely needs to be Charlie Sheen, Matt and Trey can figure out the plot from there.
otogi
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my episode idea

Postby otogi » Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:49 pm

well my episode idea is probebly that chef should return and the kids are trying to stop him from molesting other children again
Detrimented
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An interesting, contemporary, black humor idea

Postby Detrimented » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:49 pm

Hello people,

I have an interesting contemporary idea which is on the darker sides of humor.

Therefore, I would not like to just post it here, for this is merely a registered forum, and might offend people.

It should be straight up SP's alley, but I would like a single person to contact to get the idea up the hill, so to speak.

Is there any email that I can send my idea to?


Many thanks,
Detrimented.
robynprobert94
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby robynprobert94 » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:17 pm

They have got to do a Charlie Sheen episode! maybe where the kids start to act like him and Kyles mum gets all raging and starts trying to sue him, and then in the end they all learn that he can only act like that because hes awesome and not everyone can pull it off. But if they think they can when they get older they can give it a shot! and theyl act like theyv learned a really important lesson :L
SPandFGfan
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby SPandFGfan » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:41 am

definetly an episode with charlie sheen.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby samyluther » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:31 pm

My idea is a two parter.
'Hail Cartman!': Cartman tries again to exterminate the Jews and tricks President Obama into going along with it. One thousand Jews die, Kyle and his family go into hiding, Cartman dresses up like Hitler, and Cartman forces Obama out of office and makes the U.S a socialist police state.
'The Assassination of Eric Cartman': Then, while in hiding Kyle teams up with Cartman's enemies (Stan, Kenny, Scott Tenorman, Pip, Butters, Tweak' to kill him. And in the very end, Kyle shoots Cartman in the leg, making him scream like f***, going through it and killing Kenny, in which Kyle says "I'm a bastard!" :zombiekenny: It ends with Cartman in the hospital healing his leg and the police waiting to arrest him, with Kyle explaining the whole genocide thing, but Cartman doesn't care.

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