Cartman: The whitetrash exemption act of 1983 allows all sons of former whitetrash war fighters to goto war at anytime war is waged, in result his family will get to live off base and feed off carepackages.
:::bombs hitting an iraqi base while kennys family eats beef jerky:::
Media: What are you going to do about Gitmo? What are you gonna do about wire taps? Why are we still at war? Why why why why are we continuing the Bush policies?
Event after event obama dodges questions by turning his events into a hip hop show.
Obama: Now just throw your hands in the air, and wave em like u just dont care!!
nwt000 wrote:Wow, 11 of the last 15 episode ideas are fail. I really think a NASCAR episode should happen.
What kind of idea is that... Why nascar? what should it be about? What is the underlining plot, and what makes it funny to you?
I THINK WE SHOULD DO AN EPISODE ABOUT ROCKS. lmao
NOFX21 wrote:Alright, I gotta say, I'm surprised this douche has not been the focus of an episode yet. I'm sitting here and watching comedy central, and the stand-up showdown is Chapelle vs. Dane Cook? Please! What kind of prick gets on a stage centered in a f*ckin stadium loaded with people to do stand-up? Maybe like Richard Pryor or Carlin or something but not this tool. He's so far up his own ass he can tickle his gall bladder with his tongue. He needs to visit Denver and have an encounter with the boys from southpark. Maybe, just maybe it will reveal his douchiness to the masses once and for all. I'm not going to try to tell you how to do it, just saying, it would put my mind at ease to see it. S'il vous plait et merci.
I agree. I laugh at everything, but DANE COOK. I don't even understand why the crowd is laughing sometimes. In an hour of comedy, I get a couple smirks out of DC. And how dare they line him up with chappelle
I hope to hear a standard;
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny"
I also think there should be so much turmoil in South Park that's it gets national attention. It's to the point where there looks to be what looks like some sort of relief effort, with past presidents and members of both parties behind him, Barack Obama speaks on behalf of all of government to tell the town to 'go screw itself'.
Someone on another board said Cartman's Dad is Gerald B. Which would make Cartman half-Jewish. This is like an episode of Lost.
Cartman gets scolded, the tea party disbands, but the food processor gets disguised, and is put near Cartman´s mothers bedroom, where he uses it to lure his mother´s male guests.
Bom final de semana!
(sorry for my english, i'm from Chile)
It starts with Cartman making fun of lefthanded people because they have to buy more expensive products if they would fit into their hands properly (like scissors), then some left-handed guy moves to South Park and Cartman always makes fun of him.
At the 'I've Learned Something Today'-part, Stan & Kyle would say that the lives of left-handed people are a little harder then other people, but still possible.
I'm left handed, and got no problem with this at all would be nice if it was made.
StanMarsh19 wrote:I think they should do a single character special again like they did with Pip and Butters, but this time with Tweek, 'cos he's just Awesome!
Agreed. Tweek f___ing rules and I really don't think he's ever really gotten his due in regards to episodes aside from the underpants gnomes in season 2 and a small handful of episodes from seasons 3 and 6. What would be really awesome would be if his parents decided to detox him from caffeine. Imagine the possibilities if Cartman turned out to be fathered by Gerald Brofloski and was committed after going insane and ended up with Tweak detoxing from coffee also insane and his roommate. Sweet, huh?
Pencheff wrote:if your ideas were so great you would be Trey or Matt, not just some douche that tries to be funny, posting some bs on a forum.
Although I do truly love South Park and find myself in agreement with some of Matt and Trey's ideas, I do consider myself to be a quasi-intelligent human being with a mind of my own and feel obligated on behalf of whomever you were referring to with this remark to say &*%# YOU! I only recently signed on to this website for fun as my life is currently crap and have little better to do. I don't know Matt and Trey any more than you do but from what I've listened to from their mini-commentaries on their DVDs, they don't appear to be any kind of political or philosophical geniuses. They're simply two douches (much like the rest of us common folk) who caught a lucky break with a viral email back in the 90's and managed to capitalize on it via intelligent social and political satire that any number of educated people who watch this show could do just as well. I don't mean to detract from the work they've done, but once you deify these men as being able to walk on water or cure cancer or solve all of society's ills, then you're way more lame than any of the commentators you've seen fit to criticize and call douches. So please, don't be lame. In essence, we're all just douches. It's just that only a chosen few of us are able to profit from a few clever ideas.
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