This app I heard about at a bar from some dude. It tells you where traffic lights are and police check points are. You can even contribute to it and tell others where law is and cameras are. It should be illegal and may be someday but rate now it is running wild. I'd propose that someone uses this app to drink and drive and act like an assh*le on the road.
Morgan Spurlock is trying to live off bitcoin rate now or did. This is the type of idea I had had before. Maybe someone would also get into bitcoin and act like an arrogant assh*le about it. He gets others to try bitcoin.
Wheel Of Fortune
There is this black guy that can guess a whole phrase from one letter. He must be a hacker and I bet he gets caught somehow for it. What if Cartman gets to go one Wheel of Fortune and hacks them to win every round.
Seth Rollins wants to fight Jon Stewart and so this may be a funny idea. What about Al Sharpton gets into it also and his cronies. Stewarts future would be funny if we knew what it would be. This idea has lots of build up to it to see what happens.
So I just heard that Prince Harry and Emma Watson are dating. Do I sense a Canada episode coming from this? British royals have been joked on as being the royals of Canada so I could see this happening. Maybe there could be a fight for the title of King in Canada. There has been lots of oopses from the royals over the years to joke on. Maybe Butters could like Emma and try and see to it to kill Harry. It could show Harry as a sex addict and Nazi. William could be a closet homosexual. Charles could be plotting to take the throne and rule Canada with an absolute government. Maybe Canada could become absolute and start conquering Africa for gold and silver. Emma could be a drunk and bisexual. Harry and Emma could be shown having sex while watching Harry Potter movies.
Boxing VS UFC
So what if Kyle and his friends get into watching boxing
and think it is super cool. But then Ike shows off UFC fighting and the clash begins. Ike can put down Kyle over his love for Boxing and Kyle's friends change sides.
Ike learns he has family heritage to the Middle East and so becomes Muslim. Ike then is radicalized and travels to Syria and Iraq to fight for ISIS. OR Ike learns he has family heritage to Russia and becomes obsessed with the fight in Ukraine and decides to travel to Ukraine to become a Pro-Russian separatist.
What if Miss Cartman plans a vacation to Iceland just to see the penises. There could be a gift shop where Cartman doesn't get what is happening and Miss Cartman buys lots of dildos there. Cartman could return to school with clothes and gifts that are penis like.ky_ru wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_ ... cal_Museum
There is a museum in Iceland that "houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts"
I don't know how it would get turned into an episode, but it should. Hit me with some ideas.
What if the girls at school learn of this museum and envy it and worship it and the holy penis. A girl could get a trip to visit there and brings a friend with her. The friend could secretly be a lesbian who likes the museum in Greenland of vaginas.
I remember hearing about one small country in the Himalayas where there is a cult of the penis.JamesPup wrote:What if Miss Cartman plans a vacation to Iceland just to see the penises. There could be a gift shop where Cartman doesn't get what is happening and Miss Cartman buys lots of dildos there. Cartman could return to school with clothes and gifts that are penis like.ky_ru wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_ ... cal_Museum
There is a museum in Iceland that "houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts"
I don't know how it would get turned into an episode, but it should. Hit me with some ideas.
What if the girls at school learn of this museum and envy it and worship it and the holy penis.
This song always gets me laughing as I mishear the word “meaning” and think it says “penis“. So I hear “What kind of Man Would I be? Living a life without any penis“. It just gives me an idea of a guy like the song I hear and the song could play as he lives his life which is with having no penis.
So I just read about where it may be two years away from where doctors can take someone’s head and then attach it to someone else’s body. There have been lots of movies about this and so what if this happened? What if a main character loses their body and so their head is attached to another body. I don’t know how this would be with other episodes as it would be a big change but sounds funny.
ISIS is out of control and deserves another shot at it. Instead of the “I am friendly ISIS” idea why not show them for who they are with their genocide and destruction of statues and art. They rape preteens for gods sake. They need to be beaten down with US ground troops and it will come as the 3 years war Obama has propositioned will not be nearly enough to defeat the 200,000 ISIS troops that they have. I hope Matt and Trey have it in their hearts to paint ISIS as ruthless and a power that needs to be conquered. Seeing them as above the Red Skins joke is not enough. We should be rallying around about to stop ISIS in its tracks. I see the next presidential elections very focused on the ISIS issue as it will not be going away and will be a war we have to submit to using ground troops to defeat.
I am a massive gaming fan and the boys seem to play a lot of games in the show aswell so I would love to see an episode that pays attention to the fact that gaming publishers force their developers to release games that are in complete or broken to the point of being un playable it would be great to see this episode in a light that all of SouthPark (because they have such a massive influence in the rest of the world in the show hahaha) boycot the gaming industry because no one can play the new game that has been released in stores because it's broken. The boys could even go on one of their infamous road trips to see the head of a gaming mogul and express their disgust obviously having some outrageous adventure along the way and as the show progresses it could end up going either way with an all out gaming war similar to the xbox and ps4 episode with Black Friday but between gaming publishers ie EA . To see who can produce a better quality product faster and then apologise to the entire town of South park. The only reason o think this is a valid argument is because you don't buy a DVD and expect the special features to not be there or a car and expect half brakes are actually just doughnuts painted silver this is an actual problem these people take our money and give us a half baked cake instead of what we are promised and it needs to be stopped I don't buy games for months after release so I get an actual functioning product and I would like to see a lot of other people do the same
A boy gets a special power of teleporting his own feces from inside his own body to where ever else he wants it to go including inside other people!
A new grill is created that drives people crazy.
Harrison Ford is engaged in his pursuit to kill himself before the Star Wars Trilogy is done filming. It would be about this. How f*cked up can he make the movie because of the delays due to his injuries? We will have to tune in to see!
What if Gerald Broflovski is on an airplane and a malfunction or emergency happens where he is needed in the cockpit. Gerald knows how to fly an airplane so is chosen to help. He is drunk and is tasked to land the airplane alone but during the whole thing one man starts saying "My Struggle" in German and everyone starts to repeat it as the plane crash lands. Everyone is praising Hitler by the time the plane has stopped landing. It becomes big news that Hitler helped land the plane even though a Jew was the one who landed it. Then there is an explosion of Nazism in America and all the while Gerald tries to tell the story as it was and how he is Jewish but people think it is a Hitler Miracle.
Kenny get captured by Isis and he is bieng hold randsom for certian amount of money
once the United stats dont negotiate with terrorist
Kennt get decapitated
The video get luanched thoughout the whole wide world and from that 2 minutes of fame he gets outta hand and becomes a sensasion (his image has been comersiolised and mechantice come out, such as a pull string back doll)
and Cartmen is sucking up really hard for Kenny once he is back to life
Its that time of year. I don’t know what it would be about but making Girl Scouts and their Cookies a plot sounds fun. I’ve already bought two boxes as I can’t say no to a girl selling her cookie. Also I read of a girl Scout Cookie drive-thru recently and think that would be a nice touch.
So I am reading about the news story of elementary schools ditching homework for their students. So what if South Park elementary does this also. It is suppose it enable family time for a family because the children have no homework. I guess I kind of disagree with this idea because there is not enough time during the school day and year to teach the kids everything they need to learn without homework but if I was a kid I would be pro-no-homework. I guess the episode would show that having no homework is not better and that families have nothing to do or share with the extra time anyways.
McCormick Goes To College
So Stuart gets funding from the government for free to go to college and he takes up the offer. Kenny can slowly dislike the idea as his father changes into a college kid and becomes less of white trash.
So families are hit in South Park with ID theft and now have to deal with the whole process like spending hours on the phone everyday and being told they owe thousands of dollars.
So a girl at school figures out how to bruise the beaver and now in class and everywhere she is busy with her pocket. The boys react with different applause. Then most of the girls seem to not get what is happening and don’t understand the fascination. I’d like some hand and foot rubbing along with a big girly pencil to get the job done.
She is a transgender teen that was born male and now will be having a show on TLC. I smell a Honey Boo Boo type episode but with its own reasons of sorriness and hatred. Here is a link about it http://www.people.com/article/tlc-serie ... z-jennings
Man Pooping On Cars
What else do I have to say with a title like this? Just check out his link and see better then the urinal deuce. http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... g-on-cars/
How about an episode with Kenny professing and showing his love for his sister again but with the song Hey, Soul Sister as a theme song? Maybe his sister could have dating trouble or something?
Powdered alcohol is looking to be a new thing but yet I don't know who would want this. Colorado is banning it so I don't know how this would work yet the idea is still there. I could see how mountain biking it would be cool or maybe on a boat. Places where cans and bottles get you into trouble. I'm sure it will find its way into TV sooner or later. Kids would like it also as it would be discreet to their use of alcohol. Maybe just showcasing it would be enough?
Can't we see enough of this PUSSY? I am sick of the news of her and stupid killing of her boo. I can't help but now want her on South Park for some idiotic reason.
The boys of South Park Elementary find out about cam girls online. Now they expect girls at school to do whatever they want in exchange for tokens.
The first one just happened and was successful. I want to see someone add an addition to his penis making it the longest penis ever. This relates to a childhood joke I remember.
There have been prank calls like this at a McDonald or something before. I am thinking of where someone calls in and says they are police and want an employee strip searched for stealing. There is a famous one on the web. There was this chick that got butt naked in front of her manager for like an hour. Pretty stupid sh*t.
What about movies that have remakes of them? They always suck ass and sell bad. Scar Face and The Birds are two that I recently read about. The Scar Face one I might see but can tell without seeing any thing of it that it will suck balls. There was a Robocop remake that blew also and wouldn't see on my life. All of this rehashed sh*t is gold. What if every movie to watch is a remake and stinks like they all do. Are people this lazy that they have to try and remake movies?
What about all the sick stuff that people do to each other while trying to sell things on Craigslist? There was a women yesterday that had her baby cut from her belly while trying to buy baby clothes. There are real sick people on that site. Maybe Craig has to deal with the name calling of how he is like the site associated with murder and horrendous crimes.
Stan and Shelly get caught fooling around with each other. Now Randy and Sharon don’t know how to raise their kids and when to leave them alone. Also the other kids find out and now Stan and Shelly are being outcasted by their peers. There could be a sick porno kid that takes to Stan and now is his only friend. Stan has to make a choice of what his life will be like in the future and come to turns with his actions. Wendy can break up with him also.
So now Angela doesn’t have her ovaries and fallopian tubes. She had her breasts removed earlier. So what about making fun of her and how she starts to have all sorts of things removed. I could see her losing what makes her a women and now she is an it. Then she could have her arms and legs removed. It would end with her having her brain removed. I know it is not funny to make fun of cancer but how can you remove so much of yourself? I wouldn’t have my testicles removed and my dick cut off just because there is a risk of me getting cancer, even if it ran in my family. Maybe have Jolie inspire others to have parts of them removed. Like a 4th grader having her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed. It could have Wendy taking a side beginning with her supporting Jolie but then sees how obsessed she is on preventing herself from getting cancer and sees how it is changing people around the world. Wendy could say how having what makes you you is important and going to extremes to prevent illness takes the love out of life.
So I just read his twisted story of a black bi-racial women who wrote a book and the big story about it is that she learned her grandfather had been a brutal Nazi. Here is the link http://www.people.com/article/jennifer- ... -list-nazi
So what if Token learns his grandfather was a Nazi who killed lots of people? Could be fun with Kyle hating him and Cartman loving him. Nicole could break up with him and he could undergo a transformation into his Nazi grandfather as he tried to cope with the new news.
Could we please have a James Bond type of episode for season 19? I see Jimmy or Stan being James Bond and Nathan being a good villain. Any thing like Bond would be great. Maybe Nathan was like Spector and had control over everyone the kids run into and they have to fight their way threw all adults to get to Nathan. I'm a big Bond fan and would love an idea like this.
What if an abrupt evolution takes place on Earth. It would have all of our food sources like plants, animals, and fish suddenly evolve making them inedible for humans. This could be because it was high time for them to change to protect themselves from being eaten. They could be poison laced and taste bad. This leaves humanity with no food source left. Now people must work to find foods that we wouldn't think of eating before as our food source.
I am remembering the Species movies when I came up with this one. So it would have an alien come to Earth and it can look like a human but needs to reproduce with males to create offspring to take over Earth. The problem is the alien lands near a gay bar and changes into a human male that is gay as its idea of reproducing. It learns to act gay and now its children will act gay also. It will become pregnant by taking it up the ass as that is how it can get its yummy semen. So it would have lots of gay alien sex and alien babies coming out its butt. A team of all female military commandos is assembled to defeat the aliens. The only problem is one of the team members is a transgender who still has his dick and balls. Maybe it could end with a grenade being stuck up the original aliens butt and going off?
Milo The Autistic Robot Learning Tool
Here is a link about it http://www.robokindrobots.com/robots4autism-home/
So I could see it helping all of the Autistic children around the world. Milo's creator could have an autistic son and dreams of him ruling the planet with an iron fist. The plot would have to be that the robot teaches the kids to kill and take over the Earth. Autistic people could conquer the world and plan to perform brain surgery to make all of humanity one of them! Milo could be the leader of their Nation and teaches the autistic to do a Nazi salute and dance around all silly. There would be a revolution against the Autistic Nation and so lots of fun scenes of people killing autistics.
Trans Traitor Twitter
Okay so I just heard about this one and couldn't wait. Chelsea Manning now has a Twitter account where she communicates from phone to someone who tweets the messages. Manning didn't really get the treatment last season and so if this thing heats up this would be a fun plot to an episode.
Here is a link to the twitter page https://twitter.com/xychelsea
So this sick story gives me an idea of this happening on the show. Either this women was drugged or drank too much but still she was raped. Has South Park tackled rape at all? I know Nathan has been raped twice but what about female characters? I could see an entire episodes main plot be about a characters rape. It is a big issue that happens to women all the time. I don't know who the victim would be or the rapist(s) would be though.
I have to admit I came up with this as an idea for a new TV show I was having fun working on this weekend but as I see how it will never come to be because I can't draw worth a sh*t so I will just suggest some of it here. So Dante's Inferno is pretty cool and so what if a character of South Park travels to hell to save a girl he loves or something? Sounds pretty sweet. I was thinking that there would be many battles along the way and would end with a duel against Satan himself. In my story a character slays the devil and becomes the new devil with gods blessing. I don't know what South Park wants to do but I like this idea. Just because a character becomes the new Satan doesn't mean they can't return to earth and live a normal life.
If you want to know about my story just ask I'll post it here.
I just heard about this and so what if South Park elementary school teachers cheat and change grades to get bonuses and raises? I know Cartman did it but what about a real teacher? Could be fun to see Garrison end up in jail over this. He could go through sexual changes in prison as some jokes. It would help in bringing in some new characters that could be the new teachers for a while.
The take over has begun. Soon Chimps will take all of our good jobs and all of humanity will be left cleaning up their sh1t. It would be like the Goobacks I believe. Or chimpanzee’s could plot to take over earth and imprison all humans in cages naked and feed them bananas. They would be forced to sh1t in front of everyone including chimps and their families who were visiting the zoo. Mating would be difficult as humans don’t breed well in captivity. Here is an article about our future failure http://www.hlntv.com/article/2015/04/21 ... s-new-york
There is this reward people get who are super nice and things like that, it is called being a Notable. Here is a link to it I guess http://notabletoday.com/
It would be funny if a character on the show won this reward and maybe add to it to make it seem more like a big deal. I could see it being something that would lead to smugness or that the person who one has a dark secret that would make sure the reward was stripped away if anyone found out. The what of what happens needs lots of work but the Notable thing would be funny.
What if a character has a big secret. I was thinking of being an assassin, terrorist, child sex slave runner, or serial killer. Any of these would be fun. What if it was Principle Victoria, Mr. Mackey, or one of the children’s fathers not being one of the four boys dads. If a slave master the person could go to things to trade kids and have them do tricks for him. He could pick up run away kids and force them into the sex trade. An assassin would be cool. I think of the Jackal. He could do hits all around the world. A terrorist would be tough but he could be like a Muslim and no one knows it. Or what about something like the TV show 'The Americans'? It has Russian spies in our country. It would be fun if Craig’s family were spies. Could be why the mom has such a hairy big bush, because she is Russian.
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