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Postby JamesPup » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:04 am

The Irish And English Are The Major Race Mixers Of America
The title says it all and so the episode would cover the title.

Transgender Girl Scouts
So I read the other day that transgender girls can be Girl Scouts. The thing is that there is no picture of one and I really want to see one. So I would like to see one on South Park. I guess one or more of the guys on the show could pretend to be girls for some dumb reason to become Girl Scouts. I remember how funny Marjorine was so this episode would be like that one. Also there was a story of Girl Scouts camping out on the White House lawn and so the whole reason for being Girl Scouts could be to gain entry to the White House in some sort of plot involving Obama. Also the Girls got to gain entry to the White House and so the concept of the Washington DC storms would be a mystical event the boys planned on to help them enter the White House. There would have to be a new and fun political joke dealing with Girl Scouts/Transgenders/and Obama Policies.

Minions
People seem to love the minions so what about doing something with them? I guess Cartman could try to get them to work for him. Could be a take over of Germany and another Holocaust?

The Debacle Of The Clones
So the US decides to create a clone army to fight their wars. But unlike getting Jango Fett which they were suppose to get they end up with gay Jewish black men as their clones and they have a million of them. There was a goof in the cloning process. The clones are terrible in the US army and a giant waste of money and time. The problem arises as what to do with the clones as they are ruining American standards of service and mess up every mission they are assigned to. Also the rejects of the bunch if there could be such a thing are transgender and not worthy of service. As well as the fact that when the Obama’s went to see the clones they thought they were attractive. But then to Michelle’s horror they all started to have anal sex with one another. At which point Miss Obama says that they are unproductive Michael Sam sh*t. The Germans inquire as to buying the clones as to be used for a sacrifice as so to speak which Cartman is very vocal about supporting. But in the end the only option is to send them to the only place where they would thrive which is Israel. Also the transgender ones are accepted into the military of Israel and this strengthens the black kike fruits abilities for the trans are their true leaders as of prophecy of the Ye Ole Gays Of Israel. First they are used to fully wipe out the Palestinians which makes the Iranians upset. Then the clones are used as a weapon to defeat Iran. In which would show all of the top heads of Iran being beaten and killed by a bunch of nigga homosexuals. The End.

All American Restaurant
So the boys and Butters and maybe some others start up their own restaurant. They make it popular by stealing all of the meals and appealing ideas of other restaurants around. It is later found out that a mafia (which could be any) is backing up the boys because now the boys are in debt to the mob for the start up cash for the restaurant which is Stan and Cartman's fault. Wars go on over the stolen business ideas. The Raisins restaurant employees are talked into working for the boys place by Butters for he gave them an offer they couldn’t refuse. I guess the sh*t could come down from the clouds because the mob is asking for too much money and so the boys come up with a new plot to defeat the mob to get out of the business all together.

Church Of Cannabis
So if Trey and Matt are looking for a new idea for an episode involving marijuana here is a link to help: http://www.hlntv.com/video/2015/07/02/c ... pt=hln10_5

I know Colorado has pot legal but the idea of a church for pot heads is a spark up of an idea. I don't know how it would work in Colorado but the idea is funny. Maybe it could denounce marijuana some by showing how everyone even kids now are high.
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Postby JamesPup » Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:02 am

State Or City f*ckers
So we all encounter people that relate themselves to the state or city that they were born in or grew up in and these people think that they are better than others. One thing that stands out is their insane obsession with that they are tougher because of a cities higher crime rate and because of that they deserve more pussy. This is my idea that these people have forgotten their ethnicity and even prey on their own kind at times to please their basic physical needs. So why not joke on how people from South Park don’t get enough pussy because they are lacking a high crime rate and that other city dwellers do have a higher crime rate and so get more pussy and so this causes a war so to speak over who is the most pussy bound city in America. It could pit Jews verse Jews and so on as it would be funny to see Kyle’s family play into this one along with all of the four boys families and more.

State Fair
An episode of the Colorado State Fair and all of its fun being drinking, games, exhibits, and the like. All four boys families could go on the same day and so they all get to have fun together but of course there would have to be some discrepancies. Like Kenny’s family not having enough money all the time. And also Kyle’s family Jewing out of money on things. Also Cartman could gain an anger over his mom helping out other families with money and possible sex paybacks. Stan’s family could be in the middle but still not happy with the lack of attention they get thinking they are hot sh*t. I guess the fair would need a big event to take place also that would shape things up like an old episode like a monster or some sort of crazy thing too. Also lots of these things have hypnotists at them and so it would be fun to see Kenny hypnotized and do some sort of murder suicide later in the episode. It could have been Charles Mason’s bride to be that did it to him and so she was thinking of large amounts of people dying. Also what about a has been musical performer like Joan Jett & the Blackhearts are there to add music and a scene or two. Maybe Miss Cartman and Joan have a threesome with someone mysterious?

Subway’s Jared
So it is still debatable if Jared will see any charges and as time passes it seem more and more unlikely but still I will add in a though. So Jared runs a overweight child program so to speak so what if Cartman and Henrietta is sent there to lose weight? It would focus on a stubborn Cartman and Henrietta that start out with hate for each other but over time they would join forces to over come their captures. Of course the people running the place would be out to make child porn of them but Cartman and Henrietta would have other plans as like to fatten themselves up and to use defining characteristics of their characters to beat their pedo captures. Like Cartman's racism and hate and Henrietta's Goth abilities. Both Cartman and Henrietta have dealt with camps in the past and the like to change them and so they would use what they have learned to keep themselves as they were and not be changed by the pedo’s ways. Butters could be there also who is ID’d in a child porn video and so that is one way the FBI finds out about the program. Also Subway would have a nice place in the food people eat and also the unhealthy sh*t people have to put up with as their food also represents. There would be romantic moments between Henrietta and Cartman as they try to protect themselves from being used as child porn material. It would end with Cartman and Henrietta going different ways but with a respectful look back at each other at the end. Jared would be obsessed with having his porn and would joke on his obsessions of having to have it his whole life and along with his longings when he was a porn movie renter in college which is what led to him becoming a Subway spokesman. That is when his dreams of child porn were born which is in college and in a flashback to the song "Take Me To Church" when confronting Cartman and Henrietta when they are up to foiling Jared's plans of turning all of America's overweight kids into sexy child porn products of profit.
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!!!!!!entire episode idea!!!!!!

Postby ahatch08 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:04 pm

after attending a church service that featured the talents of an African kids choir, the gang decides to get in on the this money making scheme. They round up as many kids that fit the profile including Token Black and Kyle (posing as an African American) and take them on tour, selling their cd's like hot cakes. It starts of great, until the boys start receiving threats from other groups on the children's choir circuit and Kyle is called out for pretending to be black (homage to Rachel Dolezal). before they realize it they find themselves in a secret underground society. It turns out that these choirs are not what they seem and are now threatening to eliminate the gang to avoid exposing the master plan. Kyle knows what he has to do. he does an interview that is published called "call me Kyleem" revealing his past and a photo of him with red hair and freckles. he falsely admits to lying to his fellow children's choir members to take the media attention away from the gang and the underground African choir society. The gang are free to go and return to South Park.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby JamesPup » Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:17 am

Runaways
This would go great with the Coon and Friends video game maybe! So the four boys are gathered at a house party every year at around the same date. They hate it and don’t see why they are forced to hang out with each other when they are all friends and see each other at school all the time. While at the party they decide to spy on their parents and learn that their parents are all part of a secret cult that kills people, that they are super villains!
The parents have a prisoner with them and murder the prisoner and it scares the boys. They are all upset but Cartman. They talk to Shelly because the meeting is at the Marsh’s house but she says that "I would kill people too turds so butt out". Then they all decide to runaway from their homes. They decide to then use their super hero persona's throughout the episode. They report their parents evil deeds to the police. The police don’t believe them and so they are forced to decide their own fates. The parents find out and now are after the kids who are on the run from both the parents and the police. How will this end!!! Maybe this could be a trilogy! Also for most who didn't get it this is a parody of the Marvel comic book series the "Runaways".

Lighting Farts
Everyone starts to get into the sport of lighting farts. Then someones home burns down and people are killed. The painful truth of a lit fart comes to flame in this South Park episode. Could have half burnt people attack the people of South Park like zombies in a revenge of those who use the fart for fire!

Stolen Wizard Of Oz Ruby Red Slippers
So will it be Randy? I'd say yes. So he uses the slippers to be a better Lorde or some other bull Randy plot. But he is "trans"ported to OZ for wearing the slippers and a horny tornado against his clit. Then from there it would be classic bull of Randy and OZ crap that has little people and a scarecrow, tin man, and cowardly lion. Randy of course would be all drag the whole episode and could play games of his sexuality and people wanting to have dirty sex with him. It could end with the Wizzard of OZ telling Randy that he/she can stick one shoe up its azz and the other must be f*ck to ejaculation to go back home. Then at home the whole family would be like what the f*ck dad you are TRANS again!!!

Donald Trump Aura
So Trump is winning the polls for the Republican Nomination. It will be so fun to see Trump vs. Hillary. Trump had Nazis on a tweet in an American flag. I know Trump is like Hillary in that they both have daughters that married a Jew so I think it would be safe to say Trump is not a Nazi. Still the whole thing is funny. If Trump gets in an episode some homage to that would be great. Also Trump is obsessed with the whole illegal immigration thing which I agree is a problem but he is spending way to much time on it. So there is a lot to do with Trump so far and it seems it will get crazier by the time new episodes start coming out. There is Trump's hair which would have to be some sort of living thing and his aura which has to be talked about as "who the hell is Trump anyways"? He is a built up media symbol which has no real voice of its own but what is projected as to what it will say. Trump is an entity with enormous power all thanks of the Jews who run the media. Thanks to the Jews who now look to defeat the Trump, Trump may become president and enact a Holocaust of people he finds to be sh*tty workers. The Jews had all people start having Trump be reported as such of what they thought he should be which has strengthened his aura greatly and bigger than he ever was as a little daddies boy sticking his thumb up his butt and kissing it. This happened from the beginning of his career which created his aura which is in reality his hair that controls his mind which we all may have to worship when he is made president of the Untied States!!!!!!!

White Noise
So I am reading this book "White Noise" and it is okay but I think it would be great to see it in an episode just for the fact that I had to read something. Also it is like the beginning of "Post Modernism" so why not talk about how post modern people are and like "What the f*ck is Post Modernism"??? Also lots of death and love and such would be appreciated as the book says we would and now LOVE HAHAHHA. Of course it would need people replacing things with fake ass sh*t and then be like Bang that is post modernism. I'm not sure I have a good grip on it yet but I'm sure the creators would know better "whatever peace out".
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby Hayley B » Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:44 am

Was there a thread more about what you just hope they do?

But I guess, what I have on my mind right now is fine here.

But anyway, I wonder if they'll have anything about Donald Trump once they are airing new episodes?
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Postby JamesPup » Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:21 am

Hayley B wrote:Was there a thread more about what you just hope they do?

But I guess, what I have on my mind right now is fine here.

But anyway, I wonder if they'll have anything about Donald Trump once they are airing new episodes?
I hope Donald Trump makes an appearance in the up and coming season too. I see he was in the "Entity" with Garrison's IT. Still Trump is still headed to making some dirty talk with people. He is now under fire for saying or as the media is interpreting what he said as " McCain is no war hero". I really disagree with this as McCain tried his best and was a POW in Vietnam for at least a couple of years. He must have endured a great deal and yet he thrives to this day. I don't like people putting down McCain as I would rather see him run again for president and win. We need a strong Republican president to help us fight Russia and ISIS and future threats. Hillary if elected will do the Democrat thing and we will be weak to a degree. I haven't heard enough of Trump's plans of war and dealing with terror. I really want rate now a strong president that will stand up to our enemies. Obama is doing okay but I want a stronger hand in things as ISIS will be around still after Obama leaves. Also Russia is still offensive and who knows what they will do. We need to at least cripple Russia's economy to the point of war or surrender. It is guess work to say what will happen though and how our new president will act.

Trump though needs a place in at least one of the new episodes. I am sure he will get the Republican nomination and will be squared off against Hillary. I don't know how Matt and Trey would do it as they may like Trump or Hillary or hate them both. I guess it would be fair to poke fun at both of them. Trump will be in the news up until the president is picked. If he loses then he will fade away unless someone picks him up for another TV show. If Trump wins I hope we will get him every season as it is fun seeing the president of the US being joked on for something.
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Postby Hayley B » Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:17 pm

While rethinking of it while watching the news at work. I kept thinking that Donald Trump can be such a comedian himself. Even his facial expressions can be too funny. I hope they would catch that. :lol:
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Postby JamesPup » Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:07 am

El Chapo
So this guy did the impossible and had a tunnel dug for himself. It would be fun to see something about his re-rise to power.

Twinkle Tush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLdUG3id2rs
So cats need a butt plug so this is it. Cat butt is dirty to look at and so this could use a place in an episode.

The Apocalypse Of The LGBT Avatars
They are now all over the web with there rainbow flags as their avatar and it needs to be joked on! Every posting I read there is at least one and so if this trend continues they will soon take over the Internet and become our SJW.

Nintendo World Championship
So another one is done but what about just having one or two of the boys square off in this sh*t!

Hulk Hogan Or Heil Hitler?
Hogan is done for. I think he will kill himself or not weight lift which would be like genocide to see. Some sort of premonition of what to be would be nice. Hogan already almost killed himself with a handgun so who knows what will happen. He may even kill his family and himself!
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Postby BRMBug » Sat Jul 25, 2015 2:14 pm

Just thinking how awesome a South Park Donald Trump / Hillary Clinton debate would be.... or an IRL one. :lol:
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Postby JamesPup » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:27 am

I just remembered a funny thing about Trump.
In his Presidential Announcement people shouted "They took our jobs!" several times and it was very funny.
Here is what I think is the full announcement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_q61B-DyPk
At 8:50 & 11:09 & maybe at 12:00 and 12:30 you can hear one person shout "They took our jobs" twice and it happens several times during the hour announcement.

Here is a joke I found of the speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNk0-7hW3U

Also the new Trump "Make America Great Again" hat is a lot like the Fudge & Candies hat on the South Park show.

Just some funny things I have noticed about Trump so far.
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Postby JamesPup » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:51 am

“Five Characters In Search Of An Exit”
I have said to have a Twilight Zone type episode before but maybe it is too old. Still I will try again.

Schools Blocking Internet On Electronics
So at my college apps are blocked for some reason. I would think that this happens at elementary schools too. Could be a fun topic.

Boy Scouts Allow Gay Leaders
With this maybe George Clooney could come back out of the closet and be Big Gay Al again and teach the kids some boy scouts? Also there has been an episode about boy scouts with Moses so some of those characters could come back too.
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Postby joshferrell » Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:32 pm

"They Censored God"
with school prayers and 10 commandment monuments being banned all over the country now a new type of censorship is starting to happen to everyone. When someone says the words "God", "Jesus", "bible" or anything else similar a weird Beeping (censored) sound comes out of their mouths and it seems to get worse and worse the more people say it until every word in the church services are nothing but long Beeps that makes it impossible for people to hear what is being said..so they now have to figure out where it is coming from, only to find out that it is actually some sort of strange "Sickness" that attacks the "Religious system" of the body...
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Postby JamesPup » Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:13 am

The Plague in Colorado
Two people this year have died from the plague in Colorado. Maybe South Park would get a severe case of people coming down with the plague? It would have a funny cause of why people are coming down with the disease. Like in the old days it was fleas and rodents that spread it. So some funny thing like that but more crazy and unbelievable. It could involve a celebrity possibly also as spreading it. Maybe people could suspect certain things and go crazy killing it, like cats or dogs? People could be full of hysteria and doctors could wear clothes that doctors wore during the Black Plague with the long breathing tube thing and black ropes. It can use all that has been done with the plague in the past but it would need additions to it all so all jokes are fresh. Like it could be that semen from gays are transporting the virus that is all over their anuses, mouths, and elbows which is then riding in their pampered dogs. It needs work but whatever.
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Postby joshferrell » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:53 pm

They need to do commentary about the baby parts being sold by Planned Parenthood (maybe sold by Cartman) and Cecil the Lion (I see a Narnia parody with that one) and since they already have him animated, more Bill Cosby.
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Postby ErikH526 » Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:52 am

Trans Leap or What Price Caitlyn?

This is a parody of Quantum Leap based on Sam Beckett Scott Bacula's character, Bruce Jenner's Sex Change, Drake Bell being bankrupted & not accepting Caitlyn Jenner.

Drake being broke and wanting attention because he's bankrupt so he Transbashes Caitlyn Jenner so he get's attention to himself and came up with a theory. There is a new form of sex change operation that make a man into a woman and it's very expensive it causes you to have a high IQ and have the ability to Leap it causes a Trans Leap into time. It's still a work in progress I think Lorde "Randy Marsh" would fit in this episode so he can have a chance to leap into time to undo the Freemium Gaming Stan was recklessly spending in Freemium isn't Free and the clit rubbing in "#REHASH" like I said a W.I.P. things can change.

Halls of Shame

Parody on Game of Thrones when Cersei Lannister walk of shame.

It takes place in South Park Elementary School Cartman keeps getting himself into trouble he's dome some things that are pretty bad. First he calls Wendy a pussycat in class were disagreeing on a serious issue I would choose Baltimore Issues. Cartman just keeps going onto getting into more trouble when he pants Butters exposing his penis and embarrassing Butters. He does a few more things that get's him into deeper sh*t. Then Principal Victoria has had enough of Cartman behaving badly she would have Cartman expelled or has to do a Walk of Shame like Cersei Lannister where all of the Kids gang up and do the same thing happening to Cersei Lannister. Walk of Shame scene almost exactly like that but Wendy calls Cartman a pussycat which she's the first one to say anything and other students start throwing stuff and instulting him and Catrman falls down then Butters is naked and says how do you like a floppy wiener in your face since in Game of Thrones with a couple of naked guys showing off their wiener to Cersei Lannister. I can add more to the Walk of Shame Gingers spit on Cartman and say Get Gingervitis fat ass! I do hope this gets turned into an episode it would be f*cking hilarious to see Cartman doing the Walk of Shame.

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