Man Vs Wild

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Man Vs Wild

Postby jmsanski » Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:07 am

I cannot take credit for this idea. It came from the Man VS wild forums by user drdrifter.

After seeing ManVsWild, Cartman starts his own adventure tour company. While taking the other kids on tour, he recreates all of Bears' stunts including making everyone pee on all their clothes. "After all Kyle, this isn't your sissy Jew Scouts."
At night, while everyone sleeps in tents, Cartman sneaks home to watch TV, eat Cheezy Poofs, and sleep in his bed. He returns early in the morning dressed as a bear (very scary like Bear's) to scare the kids.

On his way he meets a "Grizzlyman" type of person who seems intent on molesting him. Once free of Grizzlyman Cartman returns to the kids' camp only to find it gone. Klye had used his Jew Scouts training to get them back to the town.

Cartman assuming the worst goes on a Bear like adventure expedition looking for them.

Along the way he encounters Survivorman whom he ridicules for being alone and having no camera crew or catered lunch. Calling his show "Homo Alone", he leaves only needing to be rescued by Les when he finds himself in a "sticky situation" later.

The End
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Postby Broflovskifan1234 » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:36 pm

its an ok idea but Kyle is the jewish one not Stan
Hunter: be gone pests and give me the bird
Yakko: we'd love to really but the Fox censors wont allow it
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Re: Man Vs Wild

Postby jmsanski » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:12 am

Didn't notice that during the copy over... Thank you. Fixed

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