Mrs McCormick's New Man

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Mrs McCormick's New Man

Postby McCormick Fan » Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:50 pm

(Just posting it for a laugh)

Mrs McCormick storms out of the house after yet another fight with Stuart about his drinking problem, she meets up with the other parents, who are having a house warming for a rich new resident of South Park called Patrick McCrimmion. The two get talking, and soon see that they have alot in common. (For example, Patrick left his wife because she was a non functioning alcoholic) Mrs McCormick decides to see Patrick behind Stuarts back.

The Boys soon discover, and confront Patrick, Kenny threatens to tell his Dad about Patrick's secret, and Patrick begs them not to tell. Cartman comes up with a good deal, If Patrick gives the boys all the latest toys, they won't tell Kenny's Dad. Patrick happily agrees (He's rich, he can get anything) At first it seems cool, but Kenny feels guilty about hiding this secret, and Patrick continues to spoil Mrs McCormick by buying her all kinds of things, like a posh mini-skirt. At long last, the guilt takes over Kenny, and he decides to tell his Dad.

Kenny comes home to find his dad a mess and in tears, worrying if his wife's left him for good. Kenny tells him about Patrick, and Stuart furiously storms over to Patrick's house, where he see's his wife and Patrick having a posh meal. Stuart demands Patrick to lay off his wife, but Patrick refuses and begins to throw out harsh insults at Stuart, Mrs McCormick soon see's the underneath all that money, Patrick is nothing more than a common bully, she beats up Patrick and pleas Stuart for forgivness, Stuart then gives her big apologetic speech and lets her know he can't go on without her. (Soppy)

The two return home, giggling franticly and tell Kenny to leave the house for a second (Hinting "Sex") Kenny reliases what has happend, and cheers.
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Re: Mrs McCormick's New Man

Postby xinsertdumbname » Sun Oct 07, 2007 7:18 am

its good... could be great. wheres the hook? needs some feces or violence to go along with all thems implied 'relations'.

yahoo for the McCormicks for getting more face time!
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Re: Mrs McCormick's New Man

Postby KennyMcCormickRocks » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:50 pm

McCormick Fan wrote:(Just posting it for a laugh)

Mrs McCormick storms out of the house after yet another fight with Stuart about his drinking problem, she meets up with the other parents, who are having a house warming for a rich new resident of South Park called Patrick McCrimmion. The two get talking, and soon see that they have alot in common. (For example, Patrick left his wife because she was a non functioning alcoholic) Mrs McCormick decides to see Patrick behind Stuarts back.

The Boys soon discover, and confront Patrick, Kenny threatens to tell his Dad about Patrick's secret, and Patrick begs them not to tell. Cartman comes up with a good deal, If Patrick gives the boys all the latest toys, they won't tell Kenny's Dad. Patrick happily agrees (He's rich, he can get anything) At first it seems cool, but Kenny feels guilty about hiding this secret, and Patrick continues to spoil Mrs McCormick by buying her all kinds of things, like a posh mini-skirt. At long last, the guilt takes over Kenny, and he decides to tell his Dad.

Kenny comes home to find his dad a mess and in tears, worrying if his wife's left him for good. Kenny tells him about Patrick, and Stuart furiously storms over to Patrick's house, where he see's his wife and Patrick having a posh meal. Stuart demands Patrick to lay off his wife, but Patrick refuses and begins to throw out harsh insults at Stuart, Mrs McCormick soon see's the underneath all that money, Patrick is nothing more than a common bully, she beats up Patrick and pleas Stuart for forgivness, Stuart then gives her big apologetic speech and lets her know he can't go on without her. (Soppy)

The two return home, giggling franticly and tell Kenny to leave the house for a second (Hinting "Sex") Kenny reliases what has happend, and cheers.

AWESOME! :unhoodedkenny:

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