Bad times have hit the town of South Park. Many of the locals have lost their jobs and that is affecting other jobs with employment too and many people are finding themselves unemployed. This has led to people turning to anything for money. One mother in town found a way to make lots of money and all the other women in town have bandwagoned the idea to provide for their families. It is to become an adult cam model, meaning they get naked and do things like masturbate or play strip games and have talks with weird and lonely men on the internet from all around the world. This has stabilized the economy of South Park but many people don't like the idea of the women working as internet prostitutes. Some of the fathers are embarrassed and feel unattracted to their wives and like they have competition. To make matters worse this has affected the kids of South Park as well. Many of the kids getting bullied at school and have seen their mothers naked and learned more about sex than they wanted. The episode would cover all the weird things that go with being a cam model and the way it impacts the people that you know. The episode can end with it being announced that the depression is over and so everyone can now get their old job back.
I think of an episode where the total incompliant situation that is of child porn on the internet. Many kids today are being tricked into creating pornography by pedophiles. These people contact kids on the internet and apps in the phone or try to hang out in chatrooms and other social media websites where they may show up. Then they engage the child in conversation and ask for sexual favors all the while recording the interaction. Then they harass the victim threatening to show the pictures and video to their family and kids from school. This is done to get more child porn. Then at some point the pedophile will upload the video and pictures to jail bait websites and sell them to people on the dark web. There are hundreds of child porn websites that are very easy to find, there you can download all the child porn you want. The government doesn't care much as there are so many of these websites and laws are so lax of the rules in arresting someone who has visited one of these sites or downloaded images or videos. Many children are left helpless as they are able to find the videos of themselves and so can people that know the child yet no one will take down the video or site, leaving the child wanting to commit suicide. The government likes to spend months monitoring these sites looking for who to arrest but all the while allowing thousands of new videos and images to be uploaded and allowing for dozens of new victims daily. I think that a comedic yet emotional episode would be nice to address this issue. I think having a girl like Shelly or another one to play the victim would be good. It can show through comedy what is really happening out there to make the people aware and to prevent future sex crimes against children.
This idea is difficult but can be done. Just round up the worst movies and you can make some up. Just get actors that usually make sh*tty films and you can make up some movies and show previews of the bad films that are funny to our viewers. It could be that the worst film ever is being filmed and is being made in the town of South Park and another film is being made in Canada. There can be competition between the two films as each is out to make the worst film and win the Razzies. South Park's worst characters can be gathered up and act in the film as it is made to annoy everyone in a fun way. It can just be that the producer knew just who to pick from town. The most popular characters of the tv show South Park are forced out of the scene by the angry producer as the episode progresses. So no Randy or Cartman. For Canada they can just use actors that we are told everyone hated. Sylvester Stallone, Eddie Murphy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Adam Sandler, and other sh*tty movie stars can be used to make fake terrible movies that the South Park film and Canadian film are competing against for this years Razzie award. The producer or director can be like a cheap knockoff James Gunn for the town of South Park and the Canadian one a cheap knockoff Michael Moore. There can be Easter eggs in the episode as when there is a scene filmed the scene can be a copy of the worst and most hated scenes from movies in recorded history. So all of your most hated films and scenes we can watch as someone recreates them on purpose in South Park fashion. The episode would highlight going down the list of the worst mistakes and errors that people know of when making a film and the producer can be adding them into the film on purpose. The producer can narrate to us the viewer of the episode teaching us why he chose to do the scene in this way and where the mistake and error lies and then we can watch with horror as the worst movie scenes are created.
I was thinking of Irish people in general and how they think that they are so useful at things like solving a problem. This episode would play of stereotypes of the Irish like eating potatoes, being an alcoholic, being fat and lazy and out of shape, being uneducated, using shame and reverse racism and safe space to win at something, loving to be police and kill black people, being in the mafia, loving to go to prison, being poor, liking to be in gangs, letting others fight for themselves, they are violent, extremely Catholic, believe in leprechauns and luck, low class, ungrateful and disrespectful of their families, and gift of the gab. I know there is Kenny, but I want to see what would happen when the town is overrun by the Irish. Or it could be that Kenny takes to trip to Ireland with his family like Butters got to go to Hawaii. There could be classic Irish stories and films to take plots from as to what Kenny is up to and people could have tasks for Kenny to complete for them. The episode can deal with the IRA and problems with Northern Ireland and England also.
I was wanting to joke of the South Park Mayor with an episode. I want there to be a chain of failures we learn about that shows Mayor has been doing a bad job at her job. She still has lots of time in office and people don’t want to kick her out. I see there is a new Governor of Colorado Jared Polis so he can be in the episode and wanting to shake things up and fix Colorado and the like but has a thorn in his side of South Park and blames their town Mayor. So he sends a deputy or advisor to guide Mayor and improve her town. The advisor can be Mao Zedong of China. I read here https://www.grunge.com/181873/the-disgu ... l-hygiene/ of how disgusting he was and there is lots of history of his dictatorship and brutal murders of millions and the like of the Chinese people of his wiki and else where. So it can be that there is this crazy dirty communist now in charge of South Park. I guess the City Wok guy can love the new leadership and this can divide the Asian girls that like Yaio as some are Chinese, but others are of different Asian backgrounds. There can be communist clothes and jobs and celebrations and military shows of force and crackdowns and government owning all business and bad wages and other stereotyping of communist rule. I guess it would be to have Jared Polis be unaware of how crazy Mao is and when he visits the town of South Park, he is horrified how communist like North Korea the town is now. Mao was dirty like having sex with kids, lice, only 3 showers in his life, worst teeth, severe constipation where his personal doctor had to physically stick his hand up Mao’s ass as the only way to help him poop, and there is other gross stuff. It can be Mao was going to have sex with the Asian girls that like Yaoi but Polis helps save them. So it would end with Polis firing Mao or Mao dies somehow and the people are snapped out of the mind control and things return to normal.
There can be a blind kid that goes to school with the boys who has been there but we have not seen him yet so he is not a new kid just one we haven’t seen yet. This kid can be blind. He can be very sweet and nice when alone with him but he wants braille on everything. It can be that it gets annoying to have to spend lots of time and money on adding braille to everything. It can be that his parents couldn’t afford for him to have a guide anymore to help him so now he is trying to get the whole town covered in braille. Since South Park is such a small town they can’t afford to keep up with the braille demand. The braille kids name can be Jordan Fox. He can be friends with the disabled kids like Jimmy and Timmy. Nathan and Mimsy can love the mayhem he causes. Jordan can have long hair and be a different body type then other kids which would be a little taller but much skinnier. He would have a gray shirt and hemp green pants with long brown hair and a brown belt and brown shoes and gray gloves and he would have a blind person walking stick. He accidentally sticks his cane into peoples buttholes and penises and vaginas as well which makes everyone real angry. He can drool when he reads the braille and asks others to help him remove his gloves so he can read the braille. He says “Braille” when reading the Braille and says it very slow and with slightly different pitches while sounding the word out. His eyes can be all crazy eyes where they look all sorts of different ways at times but he would half the time keep his eyes shut. It can be that pets don’t like him and like to try to eat him and pee on him and poop on him. When that happens, people enjoy it as they are always feeling burdened by Jordan. He can like to ask people if he is being too much trouble but people always lie. So its fun to see bad things happen to Jordan as he makes people angry. He can have accidents too like falling down stairs or slipping on ice and getting hit by opening doors which people like Cartman try to do this on purpose to Jordan and people like it. He can talk to people about things people hate also like about politics and religion and abortion, he likes to bring up controversial subjects when in large groups which others certain people. It can end with the town deciding to all chip in to pay for Jordan to have a guide for now as the braille was too much money. The guide can be an adult male who is difficult to talk to and get his attention as he zones out. He gets so focused on helping just Jordan he doesn’t pay anyone else attention and it can take several seconds to have one of his 5 senses start to work. His name can be Nickolas Campbell.
I don’t think we have seen lots of the kid’s neighbors yet. I was thinking of joking on elderly people and how married couples or two old men or women will decide to live in a home together to take care of each other or how an old person will live all alone. The big joke I remember is that there are so many dirty diapers that lots of times the basement is full of them by the thousands. Its that the elderly get so lazy that they will piss themselves usually and then kick the diaper off into the basement. When someone dies in the home or has a serious fall or the water heater breaks that is when the diaper stash is found. I can see it that the boys or someone realizes there are these gross and health hazard situations in their town. It is that people decide to do welfare checks on all the elderly people in town because of the find. It can be said by construction workers and waste removal employees and movers’ people that they find basements at elderly peoples homes full of used diapers all the time. So people want to help these people and put the ones with so many diapers into assisted living facilities. It can be that Stan’s grandpa tells of a legend of the diapers as well and of the tells of how to be able to see if someone has a huge stash of diapers like a poker game or police interrogation. It can be that the town agrees to pay the people that will go and check on people to see if the have diapers some money for finding the diapers and or removing them as no one else wants to. It can be that Stan and Kyle find the diapers but Kenny has to remove them There can be at least one song in the episode about the diaper stashes, but it could really use like two or three songs. There can be a song about the finding the diapers and one of removing them and one of at the end of the episode as a sendoff. It can be that out of retaliation that Cartman has decided not to help remove diapers but instead has taken up wearing them and his basement is starting to amass a mega collection of used diapers. It can have Kenny die at the end of the episode as he can real sick from sepsis and dies. It can be that a lot of the other kids from town have elderly grandparents that live there and so they want to protect their family members but the kids are able to break the other kids into giving out details of diaper stashes and acting as informants.
What about Randy and the other fathers and some other guys get together to do a fantasy football pool? I’ve been at them before but don’t know all the rules. I think they are lame anyways. So, at these things everyone has a certain amount of money and they state an NFL players name and people can buy that player for their team. Once all pool members have their players, they are inputted into a video game type of software where depending on how the players do each game there is a simulation that shows how each pool members team would do. So, this can be covered, I guess Randy would win maybe or Gerald. It could have the pool get extra competitive where people are going out to sabotage real NFL teams and players with injuries and fines and scandals. They can try to hack the software too. It can be that the wives hate the game as the husbands become obsessed and wont sleep with them or give them attention. Same with the kids that they hate it as well for similar reasons. It can have pool members tricking each other like taking advantage of beginners by tricking them to going along with bad trades. Some people can need all the players of their favorite team and so others know they can take advantage of this. Jokes on guys that use auto draft. Some pool members can get really angry and get into fights and drink too much when losing but put everyone down with winning. There can be a guy that is just lucky and one that cheers for his fantasy players and doesn’t even like any real NFL team. Lastly a guy that doesn’t trade players. With fantasy football it’s a huge gamble as lots of players can get injured or suspended and so a team that looks good on paper may be the worst team, it has a lot to do with luck. It can be joked on how the pool members are wasting all their free time and time at work over like $50 in the pool that they put down. Joke about meeting at a members apartment or some stupid restaurant no one likes.
I can see that PC Principal and Strong Women start to go to the local gym. It can be rate after New Years and so everyone in town has started to go to the gym as a resolution. This episode can deal with how the towns people are out of shape and how PC Principal and Strong Women are gym show offs and make people feel uncomfortable. It can be later that PC Principal and Strong Women take over the gym as trainers. The episode can deal with steroids as well as how some towns people were able to advance so quickly. There can be jokes of people that smell and that are dirty and don’t clean the gym equipment and people that sh*t their pants. There can be unPC people that piss off PC Principal and Strong Women. It can be that Randy makes people a special fruit smoothie that makes people sh*t their pants while lifting as his way of competing with others at the gym. There can be a lifting and cardio contests also. There can be yoga and Zumba classes. There can be a kid’s room for when you bring your kid to the gym. I guess Ike would be the only one of age to hang out there. Not sure of ages for the 4th graders. I think you have to be aged 13 to workout at the gym so Shelley and the bully 6th grade kids could be used. Could be Shelley gets a boyfriend. The PC babies can go to the gym and cry if other kids are racist or not PC. They can fill the episode up some by sneaking away to exercise and explore. The gym could have a swimming pool and one of the PC babies the sailor one could fall into the pool. There could have been a man PC Principal was getting into arguments with who can jumps in and saves that PC baby and does mouth to mouth. PC Principal can see how the man saves his baby and the baby can wake up and say “I love you” to the man and hug him. PC Principal can make up with the man and now be his friend. In the kids’ room there could be a bully kid too or kids that the PC kids don’t like. It can be that the parents that get into fights with other parents over who is the better gym rat that it causes all the kids and babies to fight the kids of who their parents got into a fight with. It can be a lesson is learned that the parents realize not to fight over who is the best at the gym with weight lifting, cardio, and yoga and the like and the contests because of what it does to their kids.
I see Nathan doesn’t have a last name, I think this episode he should get one. So, I think of this one starting out at Nathan’s home or better yet a pizza restaurant where Nathan is celebrating his birthday with his friends and other disabled kids. It can be he made sure Jimmy didn’t come but it would sound funny for him to just show up like it was a mistake. I was thinking of creating a new character who had been there in the canon of the show but hadn’t been seen. She would be a disabled kid and her name is Petunia. It can be that Nathan opens all his gifts and says how happy he is. His party ends and people start to leave. Then Petunia can walk up to Nathan and say she hadn’t given him her gift yet. Nathan can be interested and so she hands him a gift and he opens it. It is either The Art of War book and or a book on the 36 Stratagems. Petunia can tell Nathan with these books he can finally defeat Jimmy. She can express feelings for him as well. So, the rest of the episode can be Nathan being able to control and manipulate things to fight Jimmy and trick him using the books. Nathan can talk to himself or Mimsy or tell people what strategy he had chosen and then we see Nathan carry out a plan that works and gets Jimmy into trouble or hurt. Matt and Trey would have to read the books and pick out what to use. I see a book on the 36 stratagems to be the easiest and most fun for the episode. I’m not sure how the episode would end but maybe Jimmy can find out what book Nathan has and read it himself and then the two can have an epic battle. It can be that Petunia betrayed Nathan to told Jimmy what was happening and what book Nathan has. Maybe Petunia can be Nathan’s cousin, or she has a crush on each of them and wants a threesome. It could have been that Jimmy was the most popular and Nathan had no friends but with the book, Nathan stole friends from Jimmy. Now these friends of each can be used as troops in the episode that Jimmy and Nathan control. So, the ending can have a cool battle of disabled kids. I guess Jimmy has to win has he is the good guy.
I was thinking that there would be a handsome an strong South Park gynecologist that causes problems for all. It can be that he is the new gynecologist in town the old one was elderly and so moved to live in the Virgin Islands as retirement. His name can be Dr. Pete Hart. Pete can be a flirt and smooth talks the women that he has as patients. He can be too “rough” and so some girls have orgasms while he is doing their examination. He can like to eat and drink out as well and makes real dirty jokes about his patients and rate to the face of their family and husbands. So single men would just find it funny but the men who are married get pissed off. It can be that many of the men in town want to kill this guy. I can see Randy, Gerald, PC Principal, and Kenny’s dad are all angry. It can be that Pete starts to date Cartman’s mom as she really likes his hands and Cartman likes him also because of the great food he gets to eat. It can be that Cartman becomes very sexist and dirty sexually as he listens and is taught by Pete how to pleasure women and about their bodies. So now many of the girls in school are shocked to learn and hear about their bodies by Cartman and many of the boys don’t know what he is saying and feel incompetent. The adults can be worried that if this thing keeps going that the whole town will be full of little Eric Cartman’s. It can be that some of the girls like to hang out with Cartman now as he makes them feel good and understands them. It can be that the fathers try to fight Pete, but Pete is really good at fighting like he trains as a UFC fighter and beats up everyone after they tried to backtalk him when he was making fun of everyone. So now it is up to the boys to try and return things to where they used to be. It can be that the boy’s trick Cartman into getting rid of Pete. I guess it can be that they tell him Pete is a Jew and so that makes Cartman real mad and he murders Pete. He does so by getting him clients that are from the bad area of town where all the prostitutes are from. It can be that the prostitutes had so many diseases that after he is done giving examines that he faints and is rushed to the hospital. There he ends up in a coma and the Cartman can pull the plug and kill the doctor.
I was thinking of having another adult that is seldom used become a focus of a season some. I think that Liana Cartman can be this person. She can discover that she should fulfill her life’s dreams of becoming a beekeeper. So, Liana can quit her job and start having hundreds of thousands of bees and hives in her backyard or maybe Liana and Eric buy a new home near Randy’s farm. The kids in town can be shocked and as well shocked to see Eric so happy about the change. It can be that Eric has taken up wearing full German custom clothes and eating their food and listening to their music. He can act like Hitler acted as a beekeeper as well and take up painting and speaking German. Eric can be busy trying to sell his paintings in town and at local events. Eric can be in love and not act like such a bully now. It can be that Liana can service Randy’s farm and other people’s farms to help the fruit and vegetables grow bigger than they ever had and also make Randy’s weed grow the biggest buds he and Towelie have ever seen. There would be the honey as well that everyone can love, and Liana can win at local farmers markets events over her great honey. She can even use bees to sting people to cure them of sickness. I guess what can be funny is the reaction from all of Eric’s friends as he will be a totally different person and one without care of other opinions. Others don’t bother him anymore and cause him to act out. Kyle can become obsessed with Eric and in return end up the bad kid at school by bullying other kids and getting bad grades. Kyle can put Eric down for being German like Cartman used to put down Kyle for being Jewish. I would expect this idea to continue for at least a couple of episodes. Maybe there could be a fling where Randy and Liana have sex and start to date in secret. I know the idea came up last season with the vaccination episode. It can be that lots of husbands and the like love not just Liana’s bees but also to have sex with her. Or if Liana is just with Randy when and if Eric and Shelley find out about the relationship, they can react like they had wanted to be family their whole lives. They can embrace each other with a hug and call the other brother and sister. Stan and Sharon can be broken about the relationship. Oh I forgot about the cocaine so I guess the bees can help make that even better too.
Ever eat out at a nice restaurant and you want to have a good time and relax? But then some sort of fat f*ck, some sort of Irish cuckold, some sort of gay off duty police officer gives you are hard time about how many drinks you had or more importantly by engaging you and wasting your time in conversation to harass under the ruse to see if you are a gang member by validating you. There are these assh*les that will sit next to you who know they are gay and want you to beat them and do so to grill you because of the colors of clothes you have on or the hat you are wearing. They feel a type of homosexual entitlement to bully others, especially the fans whose team is playing against the team they are there to support. I’d like an episode that would deal with how faggoted and corrupt law enforcement is with stupid idiot raced people being spoiled bigots. There are lots of great South Park police officers to use. Police stalking restaurants to disrupt peoples fun time is only one issue. It can also be about officers giving unnecessary tickets. Like every officer needs to make a certain number of arrests or give a certain amount of tickets or they get in trouble as it will show they can lay off some officers. That incentivizes officers to cheat and lie to protect their and other officers’ jobs. These people are a gang. There is how they will take advantage of their power to stalk people and illegally steal info. Some of them do gang shootings and rape women for fun and plant drugs. and kidnap people and murder them. So the episode can deal with the town becoming upset with police abuses of power and can lead to the town overthrowing the police and putting a militia into power. The militia can start out like a utopian paradise but then we will see that the militia falls victim to the same temptation that the police did. So we will see that the militia members become just as abusive as the police were. This leads to the town becoming divided into who to support. So half the town can like the police but the other half the militia. This can lead to an election and violence and intimidation tactics. It can end with the police winning but the militia is given permission to stay assembled. It can be stated that all land is owned by a country and all countries have a police so that was the logic behind the decision.
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